Bayleigh is trying to get Swaggy C to keep himself together. She hilariously waves her hand from his head to his toes with a wipe in front of his face and says, “All that. SHUT. IT. DOWN.” Then they kiss and I am sad for a minute that our first black love showmance is going to end on Thursday. Then I realize that Swaggy has no idea at all what is going on and still thinks he is running things because Kaitlyn is HOH and she is in his alliance. Oh, the ignorance. It’s just delightful.
Poor Scottie. He is sitting in the storage room literally talking to Steve’s luggage about how he did in the HOH competition. He came in third and he has no one to talk to. I bet Steve is home watching this feeling sorry for Scottie too. It’s kind of adorable though. Meanwhile, Sam has found a new “thinking spot” in the cabinet in the storage room. She needs to hide in there and listen to all the conversations.
Editing makes it seem like Swaggy and Fessie knew that Kaitlyn flipped right away. They didn’t. They ran through many other suspects first. I’m still not sure they know.
I love how they show Tyler calling all the shots. Tyler stupidly tells Kaitlyn that Sam has the power. Then he gets Kaitlyn on board to backdoor Swaggy.
My BB recaps are never very detailed except for comps and diary rooms because we all know what happens already.
JC is completely incomprehensible I think he is trying to say hiatus but he says yatus and thinks Tyler is dumb for not knowing the word. All JC does is talk about nothing on feeds and interrupt gametalk. I want him to go on yatus. HA! I was right. The producers tell Tyler he means hiatus.
Sam goes to Kaitlyn and thanks her for voting for her. Kaitlyn points out that she was the deciding vote. Sam tells Kaitlyn that since she was, she is going to tell her that she has the power. Tyler may have already told Sam he told Kaitlyn but either way she is using it as leverage with Kaitlyn. Kaitlyn is SOFA KING crazy. I really can’t stand her, but it is mostly because of the whoring and petting which they are not showing on the show. So she will be seen as the likable evil genius.
YAY! It’s the BB APP STORE! On the feeds I found out that they kept people in the room for longer amounts of time just to make things less obvious. I love this twist! Fun Fact: You can’t curse in the chat rooms on the CBS Feed site. The are so strict you can’t even say WTF! You also can’t say crap. But yet they have a crap app on the show. It’s ridiculous.
Rachel is SHOCKED that she is the least trending houseguest. Frankly so am I. I like Rachel and she is very funny. She just needs to bring more of her entertainer personality to the house. Aw, you can tell her feelings are really hurt and she thinks this means America hates her. She should have been trending last week because of her TMZ story. So it seems like Grodner is just picking whoever she wants to have it as per usual. Rachel picks YELL! As her crap app. For the next 24 hours and angry reviewer will be released into the house to her feedback on herself and the game. I’ve read about a guy coming into the house to scream at Rachel. Production is so mean this season! Rachel cries in the diary room. She says her biggest fear coming into the house was how she would be perceived. And she is afraid she is being perceived in a bad way. And at this point Grodner has already talked to her. Bless her heart. I feel so bad for her. That TMZ story was unnecessary bullshit.
Swaggy, who ass is getting voted out of the house this week, tells us all on his way to the App Store that he should have had the power last week because no one in this house is more important than him. Aw, sweetie, that hubris is what is sending your dumbass home. He goes off on a rant listing all of his “accomplishments.” It’s sad.
Tyler is most trending. He picks The Cloud. For the next eight weeks! If at any time Tyler feels like he is going to be nominated at a nom ceremony or put up at a veto meeting, he can choose to sit in the cloud, and be safe from nomination. This is cool as long as he knows he is in trouble. If he doesn’t it would be like going home with immunity in your pocket on Survivor.
Swaggy still can’t believe he didn’t get the power. He is just so angry it’s hysterical. Scottie has decided that Swaggy and Fessie are his two best friends (they are not) and he tells them he is going up as a pawn. They just think Kaitlyn is stupid for putting up a pawn from her own alliance. Swaggy does not see this coming. They are starting to question Tyler though. I think the veto meeting was today so I can’t wait to get on the feeds.
Kaityln’s spidey senses are telling her that Scottie or Swaggy have the power. ROFLMAO. Her spidey senses suck. Kaitlyn nominates Scottie and Winston.