There is a video causing a commotion today where it is alleged that Austen Kroll cheated on his latest “girlfriend” Madison.
The Scene: 7:30 am a few weekends ago after Madison was unable to reach Austen the night before when he was out partying, inside Austen’s bedroom, he is in his underwear, there are panties on the floor of his bedroom by the bed.
(The camera is stationary and pointed at the bedroom door. The door opens)
Austen ( seem to for get his line.) “This is fucking….”
Madison (voice raised feed him his line) “This is fucking bullshit!”
Austen : (follows Madison for one step to stay on camera) “Madison! Madison!” (Turns around to go back in the bed room) “You are an insane person.”
(Austen, whose boxer briefs are shockingly falling down around his womanly hips, decides to throw the comforter over his bed. Hiding evidence? And rearranges his very modest but prominent junk in front of the camera. He clearly has no problem being in his underwear in front of his girlfriend and two other women. Austen leaves the room because Madison has approached the two panty-less women off camera)
Madison whispering to one of the random girls, “This is so embarrassing.” (To Austen) “I’m having a conversation, Austen.”
Austen (raising his voice) “No you’re not! It’s seven fucking thirty in the morning you crazy person! I will remove you from this house physically if I have to! You are being crazy right now.”
Madison: (sarcastically?) “I know that.”
Austen: “The fact that you don’t realize does not make it okay. So stop it. This is craziness, this is craziness…”
Madison (to one of the THOTs) “Did you f*ck him last night?”
THOT: “No, I actually did not,”
Austen: (to Madison) “What the fuck is the matter with you?”
Madison : (calmly and quietly) “So why are your panties laying by his bed?”
Austen (loudly): Because they slept in my fucking and bedroom!!! What the fuck is the problem with that!”
THOT: (also calmly and quietly) “I like to party.”
Austen: “Oh Madison, you just fucking embarrassed me right now.”
Never fear friends, Madison and Austen are still together.
As someone who has been both the THOT and the girlfriend I have to say that the only thing that rings true is the guy calling his girlfriend the crazy one and standing there with his junk hanging out pretending like bringing two THOTs home from the bar for a sleep over party is perfectly normal and the girlfriend is over reacting. The girls all seemed too calm. One of the THOTs was apparently calmly video taping the whole thing while the other was fielding questions from the girlfriend. The girlfriend should be breaking some of his shit and possibly shoving the THOTs around and the THOTs should have fled at the first sight of the girlfriend and gone for scattered, smothered and covered at the Waffle House with a Co-cola.
These four are either bad actors or just suck a life. This is not how the script goes. And Madison gave Fitz a ginormous bikini selfie photo to post with the story. Fitz probably asked for it though. They are fans of half-nekkid photos of women over there. It’s a site run by straight males.
So did you buy this or what? I mean he wasn’t cross-dressing or doing coke that we know of. He’s going to have to step up his sex video game.