It feels like Tyler has been HOH for months, but really it’s only been a couple of weeks. It is now finally time for the first live eviction. In general the first few evictions are easy on the cast and the fans. Someone like the exceedingly annoying JC or Kaitlyn who can’t go five minutes without fondling someone or asking to be petted, would be an easy first or second boot. Not with these two. Somehow everyone just puts up with them. The guys are starting to get sick of Kaitlyn, but the girls still think Pervy, the eighth dwarf is hilarious and cute. Le sigh.
So boys and squirrels, tonight’s vote out may be a blind side. At the very last-minute last night, Tyler spilled the news to Winston, his showmance, Rachel, Kaycee and Angela that Sam has the power. So they are voting to evict Steve! This is all very last-minute. In fact, they won’t know until the last minute when Tyler will give them a signal based on his hair! If he wears it down, the plan is on to vote out Steve. If anything crazy happens he will wear his hair up and they will all vote to evict Sam.
Let’s hope for HAIR DOWN!
Steve is very confident that he is staying in the house. He should be. He has seven people sitting right in front of him promising him their votes. The thing is he can’t trust anyone.
As Sam is slaving away doing everyone else’s dishes, she is called back to be a robot. The mood is lighter now. Sambot in a bikini, Sambot marrying JC. (ew)
Hayleigh and Kaitlyn hate each other at this point. Kaitlyn is always cockblocking the newest showmance. She has walked in on the couple in bed together several times already. Kaitlyn cries in the diary room. She busted in on the once accusing Fessie of breaking her $85 bracelet. She was making him wear it like a 12 has her BFF wear matching friendship bracelets. I forget which of the guys is her latest target. She has rubbing ALL OVER Tyler a lot lately, but I think she has since moved on to one of the guys in the gay couple. They both hate her. I missed the scene where Kaitlyn cried to Tyler because Fessie is in a showmance. Tyler is playing her like a fiddle.
Rachel is pissed that Steve hasn’t even bothered to ask the girls for their vote.
Heads are gonna roll because Skippy forgot to turn the live feed audio on after the last prerecorded package.
It’s TIME! It’s TIME! THE HAIR IS DOWN! THE HAIR IS DOWN! YAY! Tyler is a huge man spreader. The couch is full, Tyler! Make some room.
During the vote, Kaitlyn was the swing. She voted to evict Steve. This is the craziest first vote ever! They are usually unanimous.
OMG! I need a shot of Swaggy C and Bayleigh’s jaw hitting the floor when Steve was evcited. It’s priceless! This was a true blindside. Steve never saw it coming! Kaitlyn pretended like she was shocked too! Swaggy is so pissed he might punch a wall. Fessie runs to his side. This is fabulous.
Holy crap! It looks like they are going to let us vote on the BB website now. I never could figure out how to vote the other way.
Steve is shocked. He had two alliances, one with Swaggy’s squad and the Bros. Winston apologized to him on the way out so he has to know they voted him out. Julie plays a montage Steve talking like a cop. Julie mocks him for it. Brett was a dick in his goodbye message to Steve. The others were nice. They usually don’t show goodbye messages until after Battle Backs. That means that whatever power Sam has is going to send someone back into the house instead of a battle back.
It’s time for HOH. It’s a crap shoot. They did get to practice this alot. Basically, they launch a ball and try to hit the highest number. It is a very elaborate set for such a short comp. Holy Crap. Kaitlyn got $80 nothing could be worse than Kaitlyn, except for Swaggy. Swaggy got nothing. Rachel is last. Please get it Rachel!
Kaitlyn is HOH! And no one is happy about that except maybe Sam.