Since it is a holiday my brain is treating it like a weekend so I didn’t check in to watch my talk shows today. Amazingly, Wendy Williams was on with a new show. And she shared this hysterical story about Phaedra Parks and Vivica Fox trash talking each other on Instagram.
I find this amusing because one of them is still trying to hold on to fame that has long passed by showing up at the opening of an envelope and being an attention whore, dressing like a prostitute and then posting about Jesus every Sunday about how God wants her to be rich and the other one is still trying to hold on to fame that has long passed by showing up at the opening of an envelope and being an attention whore, dressing like a prostitute and then posting about Jesus every Sunday about how God wants her to be rich. The only difference between these two is that Vivica is still working and Phaedra is just trying her best to land her a man in black Hollywood. She just keeps on posting selfies with these men until they literally have to announce they don’t know her. It should be embarrassing. Shouldn’t she be too busy for all of this with her new career as a Wilhelmina model?
Let’s look at what Phaedra posted:
“You don’t rock with #Power??????? @50cent. . . .get the strap ✊? Tune in now for Season5 ?.”
Look at me! I got invited to the Power premiere event that pretty much everyone with a blog got invited to! I’ve manage to worm my way over to Fiddy and get a selfie so I can pretend like we are together! Don’t believe me? Ask Shemar Moore!
“Sidenote: Before y’all start the chatter he ain’t Mr. Chocolate.”
No one chatters about you. Not a peep. Until you throw your dress up over your head like this. It’s sad. Sit down somewhere and have your mom brings your kids to see you.
“Everybody knows his strap will have you sprung for 20 years and ain’t nobody got time for that!!! I have 2 kings and too many jobs but he smells amazing and is plum fine so keep him in your top 3 fantasy roster ?”
Nothing say, “great mom!” like talking about getting sprung and your fantasy roster. What job do you have, Phaedra? You aren’t even doing the parenting job. Also, you might find out what “get the strap” actually means. I has nothing to do with getting “sprung.”
So then Phaedra sends Vivica a text, to make sure she saw her with Fiddy. Because Lord knows Vivica is not looking for Phaedra.
Vivica is not in the mood for any Phakery and responds, “Hhhmm…When u have to break out dem receipts on another TOXIC TRICK! THE NERVE TO TEXT ME!? GURL BYE I SEE YOU! I ain’t new to this I’m true to THIS! #RealTalk#BossMoves #TeamVivica #TeamFox#LegitimateCareer #ClassicBadChick#GetAJob ? ??? ”
The get a job was my favorite part.
Update! I FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THIS STORY, I WENT TO SEE THIS BIG STORY ON BALLER ALERT SHE WAS WARNING VIVICA ABOUT AND THERE WAS NO STORY!
I mean way to bury the lead. Sorry it’s a National fucking holiday and I am trying not to work.