Well, this episode is starting just as Banjo is having his panic attacks. It’s just getting dark and he is about to lose his mind. I have the TV up a fan and an air filter going, he’s on a muscle relaxer but is NOT relaxed, and he is getting a treat every time a firework goes off and he doesn’t bark. I’m going to need more beer for the next few hours.
I forgot to tell you Swaggy and Bayleigh are full on fucking as of a few days ago. I am so NOT ready to see this terrifying veto comp. On the other hand who knew Tyler would be playing the best game in the house at this point?
This treat thing is working as long as the treats don’t stop which makes typing hard. Also the TV is up SOFA KING LOUD I CAN’T HEAR MYSELF THINK TO TYPE!
Bayleigh has a meltdown when Swaggy tells her that Tyler wants to put her up as a replacement. Tyler wants the noms left the same so he doesn’t have to put up anyone else. Bayleigh cries in the DR. Later, Bayleigh and Swaggy talk in bed. She is crying. Swaggy asks if she thinks they should detach to save their game. Angela is awake in another bed listening. Bayleigh gets really hurt by this suggestion. She confronts Tyler and he tells her she would just be a pawn. He says he doesn’t want to put up Angela up because he heard she has the power.
At the veto comp, Tyler picks Swaggy with Housewives choice, Sam picks Scotties chip and he is Steve’s ride or die so she just can’t catch a break. Steve chooses Fessie with a housewives choice. Tyler meets with Swaggy, Steve and Fessie. They really want Angela up if Sam comes down.
It’s time for the veto and they have to fish three “like” emojis out of a tank of snakes to move forward. The last to complete is eliminated. Steve was first and Sam was second. Sam says she was the snake killer in her family because her grandmother was afraid them. She’s not. She just picked them up and got the emojis. Tyler, Swaggy and Scottie, are like three little girls. Sam tries to encourage them. Scottie went out first. He didn’t do a thing.
Stage two is an ice plunge to grab likes from the bottom of the ice plunge. Swaggy can’t take the ice. They have to get ten emojis. Sam swims around the bottom of the pool for one of the last likes. Swaggy is out.
Stage three is being shot at by high speed paint balls. This is what everyone said was what bruised the hell out of them for days. Sam is hit way more than anyone else. Tyler was hardly hit. Steve fell off his post and was eliminated.
Stage four is them wearing shock collars while transforming balls on a balancing board. Sam was knocked out. But the good news is her diary room edits are fantastic. Nothing about her swearing at production like she did. Nothing but folksy stories about grandma. There is no way they will let her go home.
It’s down to Tyler and Fessie. Tyler wants to throw it because he doesn’t want to have to save Sam. Fessie wants it. Tyler says he will through it if Fessie keeps noms the same. Fessie says he will but basically he needs be loyal to the five because people are having doubts about him. Which is weird because Tyler is not one of the five, he is one of the six. Fessie lied to Tyler he told DR he is going to do what he wants to do with it.
Stage five is gross drinks. Faysal wins. He thinks he has done something. Even though Tyler threw it. I’m sure Swaggy told Fessie to keep noms the same to keep Bayleigh from being put up. Steve picked Faysal to play so he is pissed with Fessie doesn’t use it. At least they let Sam come to the veto meeting as herself.
Sorry if this does not make sense, but between the barking the loud distraction noises and the ongoing fireworks from literally every direction, I have a headache and Banjo is having a panic attack. Le sigh.
The Snakes were Boas/Pythons – They don’t bite unless you have fingers that look and smell like mice. Actually, the danger in the case of an accidental bite is to the snake! Their teeth are not designed for chewing or piercing, they are designed as traction devices to assist in pull their prey into the gullet. When releasing a Boa or Python from an accidental bite there is a serious danger of damaging or even losing teeth for the snake! Yeah, I know – I have lots of weird almost useless knowledge like that! I’m shameless.
Hey old man! Who are your favorites this season?
Clearly, I’m a Sam girl and I am way more excited about Tyler than I thought I would be.
So many whores this season. Kaitlyn just can’t keep her hands to herself with anyone. Especially anyone Hayleigh pays any attention to. Bayleigh is already fucking her way to the top. Rachel is dying to steal Brett away from his boyfriend. I’m sure I’ve forgotten someone.
All of this is counterbalanced by our first asexual, and an unintelligible fag with no boundaries or sense.
Lord you are fast!
Get Xanax for Banjo. Ace only makes their muscles calm and a dog can overcome it when his/her adrenaline is up. Xanax calms their brains. If you happen to have any you can look up the dosage online. If not, tell the vet who the customer is.
Now to the competition. Swaggy C lost major macho points when he reacted like a 5 yr old girl at the snakes and ice water.. I didn’t expect anything less from Scottie.
Mr. Owen Rowley, I don’t care what they are, a snake is a snake and I will not introduce myself. I once had a snake in my garage and I was alone. No one was available to help because most felt like I did. They asked me questions like I stood there and looked the snake in the eye. What is the shape of his head, what are his colors, are his eyes slits. I have no idea because Satan Get thee behind me as fast as you can. I couldn’t get in my car and go anywhere. I was scared to death the snake would come in. This lasted from 8:30 am to 7 pm. The snake just laid there taunting me. Well it turns out the snake was dead which is why it laid in one place and taunted me so worst day of my life.
This is why I love Sam, she handled everything like a boss. Go Sam.
Do you think that whatever airline Bayleigh works for has fired her already?
Why would they fire Bayleigh?
And I didn’t give him Ace. I HATE giving him Ace.
I gave him a muscle relaxer.
Ace is a muscle relaxer
The Airline would fire her for her opening comments about enjoying being rude to customers. I know they sometimes are but to admit it is not a good move. Plus Airlines like a good image from their employees. Kind of like Disney but not quite as bad. I wondered if she really worked for an airline, maybe she used to.
Ace is not a muscle relaxer, it’s a tranquilizer.
You are right, I looked it up. Its not for anxiety but it is a sedative. I still think a doggy dose of Xanax can be a good thing. I had an Old English Sheepdog who would make new doors in the house when we had Thunder. She would become too powerful to hold back, Molly was a big strong girl. Ace didn’t work, Xanax did so we treated her with Xanax which meant she was a dope most of the summer. Still, I didn’t want her to be so frightened and I didn’t want anymore dog size holes in the dry wall.
You should do a Banjo blog entry. He’s reality
Yes, let’s hear more about Banjo – have we ever seen a photo of him? I tried to hook him up with my female chihuaua, but Tamara wasn’t having any of it. When we had newly rescued my 120 lb German Shepherd, he had a huge anxiety attack when we left for a couple of hours and ate through a laundry room door, completely chewed up a metal vent at the bottom of the door, pulled two curtains and their rods entirely off my dining room windows, and tore up about 30 square feet of carpeting, so I understand your comment about “making new doors”. Good job we already loved him.
As for Big Brother, I had a couple of years of being really disenchanted with the house guests, but this year is a whole new ball game. I’ve only watched two episodes so still feeling my way around. This recap made me want to see more.
If you put BANJO in archives, there is a great post a picture. It’s from 12-29-14 and the post is BANJO TALKS.
Trazadone is very good relaxer and you can take the leftovers and sleep like a baby, no after effects.
Is it prescribed for Dogs?
LOL at your snake story, I would have reacted the same way!
It was funny while being terrible. Lol
Just caught part of a convo where someone thinks they know the remaining good powers. These were the three that I caught.
ID theft, you can be HOH or Veto holder pick whose place you want to take.
CLOUD You get to watch live feeds for a certain number of minutes,
Redraw the noms have to be replaced with other noms
TT, I recommend using CBD oil for Banjo! There’s some specifically made for dogs!
It has sounded like a war zone for the last 45 minutes here on the CA Central Coast- there’s a huge Hispanic population and they know how to celebrate! My dogs are so used to fireworks being set off at the slightest provocation that they really don’t pay much attention, so we’re lucky there. I’ve never heard so many really ear-shattering explosions – I guess they’re making them louder and more spectacular every year, and our town allows “Safe and Sane” fireworks, so they’re everywhere. Well, it’s just past 9:00 p.m., so we’ll have at least a couple more hours of this. Hope Banjo and all the other animals who hate loud noises are making it through OK. When they’re not used to loud noises, like mine are, it has to be terrifying for them. Hang in there, Tamara, and thanks for the great recap.
I was very impressed with how Sam handled that veto comp! Way to go, Samantha! Can’t wait for tomorrow night’s show when our questions about her power and the close vote will be answered. I’m ambivalent about Steve being evicted. This is a good cast IMO. I already can identify them by name, which is very early in the game for me most years. GO SAM and Tyler too.
Tyler has convinced the people to vote out Steve if his hair is down. And if it is up they will unanimously vote out Sam.
Tyler played the dumb surfer role very well early on. No one sees him coming. Early in the game it seems he and Sam are the best and smartest players in the house.
Seems like “love and light” girl, while talking to Tyler, ends up accidentally on purpose, with her head in his lap, every time she laughs. Also how she was sitting in Bretts lap and they either told her she was hot,or she felt hot (laugh in lap followed, lol)
Just weird being so obvious, she sure isn’t discreet.
I’m having a hard time hearing her until she yells in the camera.