Well, this episode is starting just as Banjo is having his panic attacks. It’s just getting dark and he is about to lose his mind. I have the TV up a fan and an air filter going, he’s on a muscle relaxer but is NOT relaxed, and he is getting a treat every time a firework goes off and he doesn’t bark. I’m going to need more beer for the next few hours.
I forgot to tell you Swaggy and Bayleigh are full on fucking as of a few days ago. I am so NOT ready to see this terrifying veto comp. On the other hand who knew Tyler would be playing the best game in the house at this point?
This treat thing is working as long as the treats don’t stop which makes typing hard. Also the TV is up SOFA KING LOUD I CAN’T HEAR MYSELF THINK TO TYPE!
Bayleigh has a meltdown when Swaggy tells her that Tyler wants to put her up as a replacement. Tyler wants the noms left the same so he doesn’t have to put up anyone else. Bayleigh cries in the DR. Later, Bayleigh and Swaggy talk in bed. She is crying. Swaggy asks if she thinks they should detach to save their game. Angela is awake in another bed listening. Bayleigh gets really hurt by this suggestion. She confronts Tyler and he tells her she would just be a pawn. He says he doesn’t want to put up Angela up because he heard she has the power.
At the veto comp, Tyler picks Swaggy with Housewives choice, Sam picks Scotties chip and he is Steve’s ride or die so she just can’t catch a break. Steve chooses Fessie with a housewives choice. Tyler meets with Swaggy, Steve and Fessie. They really want Angela up if Sam comes down.
It’s time for the veto and they have to fish three “like” emojis out of a tank of snakes to move forward. The last to complete is eliminated. Steve was first and Sam was second. Sam says she was the snake killer in her family because her grandmother was afraid them. She’s not. She just picked them up and got the emojis. Tyler, Swaggy and Scottie, are like three little girls. Sam tries to encourage them. Scottie went out first. He didn’t do a thing.
Stage two is an ice plunge to grab likes from the bottom of the ice plunge. Swaggy can’t take the ice. They have to get ten emojis. Sam swims around the bottom of the pool for one of the last likes. Swaggy is out.
Stage three is being shot at by high speed paint balls. This is what everyone said was what bruised the hell out of them for days. Sam is hit way more than anyone else. Tyler was hardly hit. Steve fell off his post and was eliminated.
Stage four is them wearing shock collars while transforming balls on a balancing board. Sam was knocked out. But the good news is her diary room edits are fantastic. Nothing about her swearing at production like she did. Nothing but folksy stories about grandma. There is no way they will let her go home.
It’s down to Tyler and Fessie. Tyler wants to throw it because he doesn’t want to have to save Sam. Fessie wants it. Tyler says he will through it if Fessie keeps noms the same. Fessie says he will but basically he needs be loyal to the five because people are having doubts about him. Which is weird because Tyler is not one of the five, he is one of the six. Fessie lied to Tyler he told DR he is going to do what he wants to do with it.
Stage five is gross drinks. Faysal wins. He thinks he has done something. Even though Tyler threw it. I’m sure Swaggy told Fessie to keep noms the same to keep Bayleigh from being put up. Steve picked Faysal to play so he is pissed with Fessie doesn’t use it. At least they let Sam come to the veto meeting as herself.
Sorry if this does not make sense, but between the barking the loud distraction noises and the ongoing fireworks from literally every direction, I have a headache and Banjo is having a panic attack. Le sigh.