Before we get started, Catelynn fell downs some stairs of something and was in the hospital during the wee hours of Sunday morning. That doesn’t sound good.
Chelsea took a blood test to find out the gender of the baby she is expecting. Apparently, they don’t want to wait for the ultrasound photos. I don’t think I would want to know that early. Things happen and I’d want to get though a few weeks before knowing the gender. I might even wait until the baby is born. Watson is adorable! They are having a girl. That is great news. Now has a girl of his own. But really, Aubree is Cole’s kid. Chelsea and Aubree go to buy pink balloons so that when Cole comes home he will know the gender but she is worried that someone will see her and figure out she is pregnant. It looks like even in South Dakota, or wherever they are, she’s always nervous someone is watching. Cole comes home to a pink explosion. He seems really happy.
Kailyn Javi Brianna
I happened to see a tweet from Chelsea’s dad last night that said that the should rename the show, Teen Mom and Javi. Javi does get a lot of airtime. Brianna is in Dover and Javi is pressuring her to move there. She says when she pointed out there is no rush he said that he is 25! and IT’S CRUNCH TIME! Javi has baby fever. Brianna is struggling with what to do.
It’s Isaac’s birthday and Javi is dropping off Lincoln at Kailyn’s for a party. I like that she has normal birthday parties and not some ridiculous extravaganza. I don’t like that Javi is probably not invited to stay because Isaac would love that. And he is not. But he wanted to say something to Kailyn off camera. I thought it was that he was not deploying, but what they talked about for fifteen minutes is that he is going to breakup with Brianna. He told her he didn’t like that she keeps getting these surgeries. He wants kids and she doesn’t want anymore. She lives at home with her family, he lives with his family and neither one wants to move. She is not surprised. The first think Javi said to her is that she is always right. Kailyn tells production that she is always right and she knows Javi. Javi apologized to her and she did a happy dance. It looks like Jo and Vee had an off camera party with Isaac and Kailyn had a cake and a few gifts and games for the party at her place. Lincoln fell asleep before the second party started.
We don’t see the breakup on camera. Brianna tells production when she gets back home and her loud sister goes off on Javi even though she just had all her wisdom teeth pulled. Brianna says he brought up her surgeries and said he didn’t want her to do it, he didn’t want it filmed or publicized. That’s really not his business if they are broken up. Production implies that the reason Javi broke up with her off camera is because he didn’t want to look bad. Production mentions Kailyn and Brianna doesn’t think she knows. She knew before he did it. There really are a lot of Javi scenes. We get another one of Javi telling his sister about the breakup. It is pretty much the same version as Brianna’s. Except Brianna thought Javi was trying to control her regarding the surgery. He just thinks she will regret having film of her getting sliced and diced all of the Internet forever. She also left out the part where she took down all his photos from her social media which let to lots of stories about the breakup.
Javi, seems really thirsty for attention. He asked to be on Kailyn’s podcast. I suppose the title of this episode refers to him. Kailyn and Javi argue about Brianna. Kailyn says that she will never get along if Brianna is back in the picture. Brianna said nasty things about Kailyn and Javi did nothing to stop her and instead defended Brianna. When Brianna hears about the podcast she goes off on both of them on social media. She’s pissed.
Jeremy asked Leah on a date and she suggested they take Addie somewhere, so they go to one of those pottery making places. Jeremy is not enjoying painting for many reason, but mainly he is color blind.
I’ve never understood why Leah has to drop her kids off at a bus stop on the side of the highway. It looks like there are other parents there too. They must really live out in the sticks. Ali’s medical situation is deteriorating. She is tired all the time and struggles to stay awake in school. She gets nine to ten hours sleep at night. That’s actually not quite enough. Kids with no health issues need 11-12 hours of sleep a day. Ali probably needs more than that. She needs to think about giving her a nap after school. Leah is scared. When Leah talks to Corey they say she is getting nine hours of sleep at night. That is not enough for any of the girls. On the after show, Leah says Ali’s therapy is helping her. She also says she doesn’t want to get together with Jeremy and Addie is very jealous that the other girls get to see their daddy all the time and she doesn’t.
The first scene we see of Jenelle’s episodes is at some friends house. I suppose this is because David is on THE LAND so they can’t film there. Jace is with her for spring break but the boys are out in the yard. Jace has found a golf club and is swinging over his head and into the ground as hard as he can. Kaiser is about two inches away. Then he throws down the golf club and randomly attacks the other kid. I don’t think Jace should play unsupervised around other children with his anger issues.
Jace and this new friend, Jaime sit on the porch to talk. Jenelle says she is not going to address David’s filming issue publicly. Jenelle seem pissed. She denies that David is fired from Teen Mom even though MTV issued a very clear statement to the press. That happened at the end of February. Jenelle’s road rage incident was in April I think so we don’t have long to go to get to that dramatic episode. Jenelle is mad at Barbara for telling Jace when he is ten he can decide who he wants to live with. I don’t see anything wrong with that. None of the boys seem to want to be around David and that makes me very nervous for their safety.
REAL TIME KAISER NEWS! That brings us to the latest drama with Kaiser. This past weekend Nathan’s Mom, Doris, has Kaiser for the weekend. She notice bruising on his butt and called the police to file a report. The officer called CPS and had them make an assessment. According to The Ashley, the CPS worker said there was not enough there to justify not taking the kid back to his mother. However, the final decision belonged to the police officer and he/she decided that Doris should keep him until a judge could hear the case. As of today, Doris still had Kaiser. It’s a long story, click here for the details.
Back to this episode, Jenelle and David spent all weekend on THE LAND with the kids so the cameras were not there. Barbara meets Jenelle at the drop off to pick up Jace. Jenelle didn’t give Jace his medication because “he was fine.” That’s fucked up. Missing a mental health medication for two days is not good. She also “forgot” the other bottle. He’s probably on Adderal and those two fools are taking it. Barbara asks Jenelle to have lunch with her one day this week. She says no. Jace seems really disinterested in hugging her goodbye. In the car, Jace tells Barbara he missed her so much. She asked why he didn’t call her. He said Jenelle wouldn’t let him. When she asked why he said, “Because mommy was being mean.” Sigh. Later, Barbara was pumping Jace for information. I know they say not to do this to kids but it’s a safety issue when it comes to David and Jenelle on THE LAND. Barbara finds out that they put Kaiser in day care while the rest of the family went out on the boat. As Barbara says, “that’s sad.” But it was probably the safest place for him to be. Then Jace says THREE TIMES that “Mommy and David are pieces of shit.” Then he spits and hugs his dog. Barbara just stands there looking at him.
Next episode: Leah and Kailyn meet up. Leah admits that she and Jeremy hooked up.Kailyn said so did she and Javi! WHAT? and it w as while Javi was with Brianna. Barbara is worried about Jace’s anger issues.