I used to watch Kandi Koated Knights years ago when it was online here and there. I’m not really a fan of watching things online. I’m not really a fan of this show either.
Kandi was performing on the first episode. It was like she was trying to play the part of some overly animated talk show host instead of just being herself. I’m not sure what the point of Todd and the stoned guy was. Were they playing music? Laugh tracks? fake applause? I really have no idea.
Also, I like sex. I like having sex. A lot. My freak number is high. I like the occasional porno. I use to read online erotica before this site took over my life. I’m a fan of sex. I am not a fan of watching women talk about sex. I don’t need to know that Kandi puts sugar in her lady garden. I didn’t understand the discussion about cheating. Cheating is bad. End of conversation.
I watched the episode earlier today and have no interest in watching it again. Maybe the Erika Jayne episode. But that is about it.
While I am talking about Kandi I do have some RHOA tea. Kandi has a really good contract with Bravo. Probably second best only to Bethenny. Bravo has first right of refusal on all of her spin-off ideas. They have taken many of her spinoffs, but recently she had a show she was going to produce on We. It was supposed to be called Hotlanta. Which is stupid. It was kind of a RHOA knockoff an Marlo was going to star in the show.
The next thing you know the show is called off, Kandi got Kandi Koated Nights which she has been trying to get for year. and Marlo got a huge raise. These two things are connected. Bravo offered her this in exchange for dropping the We show. But her is the tea. You know how I always tell y’all Bravo will never give Marlo a peach? Well they were NOT HAPPY with Marlo taking her routine to We. So I am hearing that the whole “Marlo will never have a peach” stance is softening at Bravo. The kind of contract Marlo has had in the past allows her to be on other reality shows and take jobs without Bravo having to approve it. Now they want her under a more serious contract. I’m not saying they are going to give her a peach, but I am saying that they are no longer telling me “It’s never going to happen.” I wish she would just go away. But that wish is not going to be granted.
So what did you think of Kandi’s show?