So excited for this episode, I am putting this recap in front of RHOP. I promise I will get to RHOP ASAP!
Reminder, Big Brother recaps and comments are an exception to the No Spoilers rule because most of us are watching or at least following the live feeds. Mine has been running in the background all day and I just shut them off to watch the show
OOOOH! IT looks like we will find out who has the power tonight! YAY!
Aw, Tyler cried because he had to put Sam up. And Steve. In the DR he admits that the waterworks are fake. Sam has a one on one with everyone in the storage room. Bayleigh is awful. Kaitlyn is awful too. Kaitlyn is really awful. Then Sam throws out that if she was a robot she would not be able to get in the hot tub with Fessie! You go Sam! Then Tyler tells her not to yell at Kaitlyn. Shut up Tyler. Stay out of girl fights.
Steve and Scottie apparently have a bromance. But today, they had a HUGE FIGHT over some movie. It was a full on screaming match. Over.A. Movie.
Swaggy C and Bayleigh are a showmance. Bayleigh tells him that Swaggy C is a stupid nickname. She will be calling him Chris. Most of the house agrees. Swaggy is so full of himself.
Kaycee complains about her punishment, but that pinwheel that makes her stuck in a room until it starts hardly ever goes out anymore.
The Winston Alliance calls themselves Level 6. It is Winston, his showmance, Brett, Angela, Kaycee, Tyler and I think the other one is Craychel.
Swaggy’s alliance includes, Fessie, Kaitlyn, Bayleigh, Hayleigh and Rockstar At first it seems like Bayleigh may not be in it because Rockstar is suggesting names with FIVE in it. Kaitlyn comes up with FOUTTE (FOW TAY) this may change when Bayleigh is added. Swaggy thinks Bayleigh might be a liability to him. He will try to fail to break things off with her. Meanwhile, Bayleigh is telling Hayleigh that if Swaggy has a crush on her that would make her like him less. Good news girl, he’s going to break things off with you and turn you into psycho ex girlfriend. Then He will take you back because psycho ex girlfriend is worse than a target for being in a showmance. Cut to these two making out in bed. Swaggy makes it seem like they hooked up, hooked up but I don’t think that happened. At least not yet.
A white bird shows up. Kaitlyn says it is her dead grandpa. I’d really love to mock her for this because I can’t stand her; however my mother shows up as a white butterfly all the time. I’m serious. It started right after she died. I just knew it was her. It would follow me if I was walking home from school. The school I taught at at that time was next door and I went to school there as a kid for a bit before moving to Libya and again for a bit when we moved back. So she was literally walking me home from school a lot. I mean, y’all already knew I was crazy right?
Kaitlyn is supposedly all love and light but she is a total cunt to Sambot. Like seriously awful. Even when Sam is a person most all of the girls just ignore her as if she is not even there. This breaks my cold black heart! I am furious with these people Sam is everything. I don’t blame her for crying and being angry especially since this could have been filmed after the veto comp. Which I feel like was way past the line of human decency. They pelted her with paint balls, made her dive in ice water, reach into an actually snake pit and wrapped her arms and legs in shock collars and shocked her. When is enough enough?
Tyler has to choose have nots. Kaitlyn, Brett, Winston and Scottie agree to volunteer. They have to sleep in “speakers” or “satellite dishes.” It is one of the cushiest have not rooms in history but these recruits don’t know this.
Swaggy and Fessie want a four man alliance with Brett and Winston. Brett plays along in case they win HOH next week. Brett tells Level 6 everything. Swaggy thinks he is running the house. They talk about putting up Bayleigh if anyone comes off the block. Spoiler alert! No one comes off the block.
Hayleigh is unrecognizable to me from scene to scene I can’t find anything original about her features to know who she is. What causes poor facial recognition ability? In my psychology studies we were given video of a crime scene and then asked to right down what happened. Then the TA would read samples of our answers mine was always very close to the facts and others saw wildly different things. So I feel like I have lost this area of brain function over time.
Finally, it is time for this App Store bullshit. So apparently the way it works is that people somewhere get to answer a series of questions. The top trending houseguest each week will get a power and the bottom trending houseguest will get a punishment. Once they get an app, good or bad, they will not get to receive another. Each houseguest goes into a room to find out if they are top or bottom. Sam who is already miserable looks even more miserable by this news. Buck up, buttercup! WE GOT YOU! (I hope). Of course Swaggy C thinks he is trending. This explains his idiotic ego-inflated shit on the live feeds today when on “Swaggy C TV he explained for the millionth time how he is running the house. ROFLMAO. This boy right here is delusional. On the other hand, Sam thinks she is going to get a punishment because no one talks to her and she is a robot. BUT SHE IS A ROBOT! THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE! IT’S ALL WE ARE TALKING ABOUT! SHE HAS THIS! Bless her heart! She doesn’t know what trending is!
As usual, the guys for the most part think they are trending. Fessie say he knows he is not the least trending. SURPRISE! Yes you are. This is how he got the Hamazon punishment. He has to eat Ham and he has to eat it all, He is Muslim and can’t eat ham but they have vegan “ham” for him to eat. Swaggy of course is completely sure he is getting the power. DENIED! lololololololololol. He has a breakdown in the room alone. I love it. Sam is worried she is getting crap app on top of everything else. BUT SHE GETS THE POWER! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She cries. She picks Bonus Life. She can save anyone from eviction for the first four evictions. If it is not used in the first three evictions, the fourth person evicted automatically get to return to the game. I am so glad she knows we love her!
Meanwhile, Swaggy C is pissed at America for not choosing him. LOL. Can’t we just pick him for the punishment? He’s going to trend for being a little dick.
I love this show! Which alliance are you pulling for? I kind of hate them all at the moment, but I hate Tyler the least so I have to go with Level 6.