It seems like there is a clear winner here. Working at a strip joint seems to be an advantage.
Come for the tea. Stay for the shade.
Come for the tea. Stay for the shade.
It seems like there is a clear winner here. Working at a strip joint seems to be an advantage.
Having crazy eyes and a stick up your ass don’t help Ms. Singer’s performance.
Hahaha… that was great
Bwhahaha, poor Ramona! Melissa killed it.
You know, a little earlier I was doing a little dance in front of the microwave, waiting for my dinner to go “ping”! And I had a brief moment of self-awareness in which I acknowledged, “Dang. I am very happy that no one in the world hath witnessed me wriggling in so ungainly a fashion whilst in my dotage.” And when I saw Ramona doing this Britney thang, I just thought, “Dang. My ungainly wriggling dotage got NOTHING on her’s.” Here endeth the epistle.
Love this!!
I have a little ritual when I make my morning cup of joe, which is known in my family as “the coffee dance.” I’m also in my dotage, but I can do 60 reps of four different upper-body exercises (Tracy Anderson) while the Keurig’s firing up and brewing. After about four years of doing this every day, I can report that I have pretty great arms and am now wearing sleeveless again! So keep on dancin’ Dalai Mama!
P.S. I love your handle!
What exercises are you doing? I’m inspired by you.
“In my dotage.” That should be part of a RH tagline.
Utterly!
Too funny, DalaiMama – sounds like there are quite a few of us familiar with our dotage!
It was so bad! How do you not know how to lip sync better than that? It was ackward and painful. I mean it’s cool she did it. That girl has zero shame. As for Melissa, hahahaha….good point! She had those moves down!
Ramona didn’t even know the words. She also did Milkshake and it was WORSE THAN THIS ONE.
The very worst!
How do you not learn the words of a song you are performing ON TELEVISION? I won’t even comment on the geriatric “dancing.”
It was really, really bad. Did she not know she was going on the show? She didn’t know the words and 99% of the time, didn’t have the mic to her mouth. So odd!
Hahahahahhhaaahahahahhaha. She is so bad. Omg. She has such an elevated perception of herself. Melissa can dance
Was this filmed around Halloween? Did she re-use the costume for B’s party or is she just obsessed with looking like a lollipop?
Whenever I ask my adult son how I look in a certain outfit (I have no women in this house, so nobody else to ask, but I do want an opinion–ok, a compliment) he always says something random such as “You look like a human crayon.” I do not know how he keeps coming up with these things, but it’s become a meme, now. I’ve begun to respond such as “Exactly the look I was trying to achieve.” 🙂
Ramona was more like a red jumbo crayon, the kind kids in kindergarten use. I had been thinking how good Ramona was looking on the show and on WWHL. She seemed fit and trim, but she honestly looked heavy in that red jumpsuit…definitely should not have repeated wearing it.
Lol, Cara! Yes, MelG, I would LOVE to have Ramona’s body but that outfit does her 0 favors.
I feel bad for saying this but lollypop? She looked like a shiny sausage.
The raving maven hath no talent
I actually saw this episode and had to fast forward through Ramona’s parts. It was so painful!!!!
I guess we know where her killer Halloween costume came from. I wondered how she got such a perfect duplicate Britney suit. Clearly it was a “gift” from LSB.
More likely the little clepto stole it!! Lol
I bet you are right!!!!!!!
Nobody else wanted to wear it after she poured herself into it so they let her take it home. Or she just took it, because she does have a reputation for doing that, allegedly.
I could not watch it…I lasted about 45 seconds. WOW, was she BAD! No shame at all. Thanks for the cringe, TT! 🙂
Poor Avery . . . .
I feel like Avery, Lu’s kids, and Dorinda’s daughter should start a 12-step group. Maybe most of the kids from ALL of the RHOWherever should start one. CERTAINLY Taylor’s daughter, Kennedy needs to join.
DEF TERESA’S GIRLS TOO!
Yes, and Briana needs to lead it! If she can survive the OG of the OC, she’s got amazing coping skills ?
Well, she married that psycho, so…
Omg! This would be an amazing show! Please Bravo set up a spin off for the kids of Bravolebrities where they are in a self help group alanon type group!!!!! We get to see what kind of damage they are living with and see them help one another heal..
I would tune in. Actually it would bemust see tv for me!!!
We watched it on Thursday and her final pose for the Brittany song made me laugh so hard I was crying. We kept rewinding it, it’s so funny!
Wasn’t that the pose she did when impersonating Britney at the Halloween party?! Clearly it’s her go-to sexy move!
She’s looks like a frog in that final pose.
TT, sometimes your one-line recaps are exactly what we live for. I love your long recaps (and I don’t even have to watch some of the shows anymore because your recaps say it all), but you really have a way with words. Thanks so much!
I guess having the last name singer doesn’t help you lip sing? Thanks God it was only lip signing, could you imagine if she actually sang?
If I was Ramona, I would get drunk and try to forget that. Bless her heart!
She’s delusional. She probably thinks she was amazing.
Cannot stomach MG so decided to pass but after reading the comments i NEED to see this for myself. I’m overdue for a cringeworthy moment
Melissa can dance and sing she killed it !!
Ramona after seeing her on stage ABC,CBS and Fox Sent out the news Alert The first zombie has risen !
She can’t sing but she did kill it.
Melissa killed it. You go girl!
This was everything. I was crying from laughing so hard. Ramona has balls to get out there. Chrissie T was hysterically laughing. Love how she loves housewives. Melissa was great.
Cnrssy is everything!
Am I the only non-Chrissy fan?
Nope, sometimes not so much. Then she’ll go & be really clever & I fall back over her way?
NO!
No you are not. I put her in the same category as a Kardashian, does nothing but tweet all day, usually on subjects she doesn’t truly understand.
This was Melissa’s Super Bowl and she killed it. She’s been waiting her whole life for that performance. Ramona was embarrassing per usual. She really thinks she looks good in that latex suit to wear it a second time. The delusion is strong.
That wasn’t even close to a fair matchup.
Omg T – your recaps are everything and exactly what we need!!!!
A great laugh on a Saturday night!!!!
and shoutout to Ro and Mel for shaking it for the cameras :).
Sorry Ro but I think Mel stole the show
So, Ramona couldn’t be in Luann’s video because of the embarrassment for her daughter, but this isn’t embarrassing?!?
Are Ramona and Melissa good friends? I remember at the RHONJ reunion Ramona was calling Melissa on her cell phone and Andy answered it. It was pretty funny.
Melissa win this by a landslide. She was great. Poor Ramona all I could think was omg she looks pregnant. Gotta pooch going on in the red onesie. Looks awful and I’m really glad we didn’t have to see her moves or hear her sing “turtle time” again. ??
Don’t understand the love for that horrible Chrissy Teigen! Ramona was an absolute mess and let’s have hope that Antonia won’t end up as slutty as her mom!
Why is Chrissy Teigen horrible? No snark only pure curiosity.
Because she has no talent and isn’t even pretty enough to be a model. She’s stupid and vile and her husband is no better! They have both sold their souls to the devil. I only watched this episode to see the train wreck that is Ramona! Love LL tho!!
GOOD GRIEF!, I just watched Ramona perform Mikshake by Kelis. Did they just ask her at the last minute to be on the show? Did she not have time to rehearse more than 3 minutes before she went on stage? Has she never sang at home with a hairbrush in her hand? Most of the song she forgot to sing into the mic…or at least pretend to sing into the mic. Now on to Oops…I Did It Again. She doesn’t even start on time and has a glass of Pinot Grigio in her hand! Bless her heart. Of course she doesn’t know the words and just moves her mouth in a weird way. If only she had attempted to dance a bit like Britney in the music video I may have enjoyed it instead of turtle time Ramona dance moves. Oh my! That was hilariously awful!! Of course she announces she is 60 and no facelift and thinks she is hot like Brittany.
Melissa was amazing! She sure can dance and gave a great performance. . Funny that Chrissy says Melissa is married to Juicy Joe. Sorry Chrissy, Juicy is her brother-in-law.
At least her eyes weren’t bugging LOL
Poor Ramona, how could she be that bad? One evening spent listening to the song or watching the video would help.
How does she work out on the regular and still have that gut? Not only does she have it she dresses it in shiny fabric or hangs it out of a bikini for the world to see. Women of a certain age do lose their waist, heaven knows I am wider than I was at 20, much wider. it’s not a big deal except she proclaims herself a fashion maven. Fashion Mavens don’t dress to accentuate their flaws. I think she picked Brittany because of the red suit.
This is Melissa’s true calling. She has the moves. Is there such a thing as a lip sync professional. other than Milli Vanilli I can’t think of one.
I thought that about her. Menopause will do that and I also think taking estrogen to combat menopause bloats. She was always thin and didn’t have that upper body weight until the past couple years I think weight and hormones. She still looks good but as said, that Brittany outfit was a hell no.
When I drink a lot of wine, like 2 bottles in a day, my stomach gets really distended and bloated like that.
It just doesn’t get worse than Ramona’s attempt at this.
After reading I had to on demand the episode to see for myself. Best part was watching Krissy, LL and Melissa having to wipe off tears from laughing so hard at Ramona’s hideous performances! Ramona is so delusional and lacks any self awareness whatsoever! I think she got bigger boobs thinking it would make her protruding abdomen look smaller. She looked hideous in that pleather red cat suit.
Melissa on the other hand performed really really well, and had great outfits for both songs. Winner by a landslide! I need to watch his show more often! Light, fun and Krissy & LL’s energy and smiles are infectious!
Oh no. No, no. No just no. Poor Ramona. It will happen to Melissa some time also- before she knows it. .
I’m so torn psychologically by this video.
Like I’m at the age where I feel I stand by women who have no fucks to give.
Ramona and all that is Ramona is like watching my birth mother the narcissism and complete unawareness she should reign that shit in. But I hope when I am my mother and Ramonas age I seriously give no fucks. I want latex and topless haunts fueled by good rum I get them because I’m 60 plus so slag off everyone.
But I also know my 23,33 body post stripper days and kids might in my head be schmexy but in reality may fuck my sons up.
They hate it when I put on Magic Mike drop tha bass and handstand to try to twerk. Our eyes only not even hubby sees that shit.
I wish I had Ramonas psyche. She’s a blazer fo sho.
Melissa G too. Stripper or Juliyard trained ballerina. She gets it loves it and keeps keeping on. The only time I feel weird or have judgie eyes is when I’m walking thru Walmart and the local tweakers forget that a string bikini barefoot holding bananas might be hard for me to explain to my son,
Live let live…God if I had 1/2 the scrotum Ramona owns I might’ve conquered the world.
Until I grow them no harm no foul.
If I’m no longer a size 4 and can’t see where to shave my shit I’m not throwing grenades.
My milkshake, brings all the boys to the… milkshake
Pathetic
So I just finished watching this for the first time. OMW. Well, I just have this to say about Ramona…She was VERY good at pushing the back up dancers out of the way.