My episode guide said it was Ramona Singer and Willie Geist on this episode but they actually had Dorinda instead. Why would Ramona miss a WWHL episode, she loves the attention so much? She was doing press yesterday with Dorinda and Tinsley. This is weird.
Right off the top Andy’s writers take a jab at Dorinda for attacking Sonja and you can hear Dorinda sort of moan in the background. If they take actual viewer questions, this will not end well for Dorinda.
Holy Hell! What is she wearing??? And did she get a boob job?
Either I had too much rosé last night or I was busy trying to pound out my recap and get back to Big Brother because I do not remember this bush braiding discussion. At all. So it was probably both. I do remember a drunken phone call to one of my favorite people last night. I called to check on her and then just unloaded a bunch of my personal shit on her. Because, lousy friend. Anyway, I digress. Again.
Is this show taped? They seem to be talking about the episode before last. Sonja tries to soften her stance on the family crest while the audience votes saying 80% of them are on Sonja’s side. Dorinda is shocked but then says again her daughter has a crest, Sonja does not. FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD, she put a deer on her shoe line and Dorinda continues to attack her for it. What is Dorinda’s problem? Even if she does think it is some sort of abomination, can she not just keep her opinion to herself and congratulate her on her shoe line? She doesn’t tell Bethenny that her Skinny Margaritas tasted like shit. Just BE NICE.
Finally they show things from tonight’s episode where Dorinda and Bethenny hug it out. Dorinda says they are never allowed to get involved with any of Bethenny’s arguments but she wants to get involved with all of theirs. First of all her language is very US versus Bethenny. Secondly, all of these bitches get involved with all of the arguments. The next poll is whose side are you on Dorinda or Sonja and the audiences speaks loudly by choosing Sonja by 71 percent! Dorinda is not used to losing in polls and is once again shocked. I could not understand what she said and most of it was bleeped maybe? Dorinda is finally figuring out that drunk Dorinda isn’t funny anymore.
When Dorinda is asked what we all want to know about why Carole and Bethenny are no longer friends anymore, she pretends like she doesn’t know but then says Carole was blindsided. So Andy follows up to say, “What what she blindsided by?” like any good interviewer would. Oh wait. No he doesn’t. Because, Andy.
A caller asks what she thinks about Bethenny unfollowing everyone except Sonja on Instagram. Dorinda says, “Who cares?” Wait, she unfollowed Luann? Is this true? How do people know when someone unfollows people? I mean who keeps up with this shit? If you are one of those people you need to be emailing me the news! I love my finders who keep me updated on the Internet via email because I am not able to read other sites anymore. I have one person who keeps an eye on EVERYTHING and this blog would not function without their emails. So help me out and send breaking news to tamaratattles on the ole gmail!
Dorinda says she doesn’t think Ramona was at fault for posting the photo. If Lu had just told them not to post anything no one would have. They honestly didn’t get the implications. Dorinda said, “Thank God it wasn’t me.” I actually agree with Dorinda on this post. The real deal was that Lu didn’t want people to know she did a 21 day treatment instead of 28 days.
In Breaking News, Lu called in sick and cancelled a Caberet show last night in NYC. Perhaps she was jetlagged from the cross country flight but she was posting Instastories about make eggs with caviar for breakfast. Also Page Six said that Luann was drunk and belligerent at her San Francisco Pride Parade appearance.I didn’t report on that because Page Six has got in the toilet and is about as credible as the site that rhymes with my gaydar works fine these days. But we may need to keep an eye on her. It’s not like her to cancel a show.
Dorinda cracks a joke about the huge coverage of Lu’s arrest that was covered by BBC, “Maybe I should get arrested!” I have a feeling that is not out of the realm of possibility, Dorinda. Rumor has it she is on the cocaine diet, Allegedly.
Kandi Koated Nights is the show we never knew we needed until now. Erika Jayne is a guest so I hope she asks better questions than Andy and blows his ratings out of the water. WE MUST MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
My eye still can’t focus on this sequined dress but for some reason I am starting to like it as the show goes on. It’s kind of mesmerizing.
Willie say Biden might run. I might vote for him but I really want a young female candidate at this point. I have been going to the polls and voting for women since the last election. I am so tired of a bunch of old white men running this country. And this is a new viewpoint for me because I’ve never really supported female candidates before but some things have got to change and our politicians need to better represent the entire country, Sorry for the political rant.
Dorinda says she doesn’t really speak to Tom but she runs into him all the time. He’s always at The Regency or Omar’s.
The game is a montage of drunk housewives mostly of Dorinda. Dorinda seems nonplussed by the whole thing. I drink way too much and if I was sitting in a chair in a disco dress while everyone laughed at my drunken slurring, I’d be mortified.
Dorinda says she has lost weight by working out with a trainer and stopping drinking. Yet she is drinking tonight. #Shotski
On the aftershow we learn that Dorinda takes a nap every day at four pm in her bed in her pajamas with Dr. Phil on the TV. Andy says he sometimes naps in Dorinda’s honor,
Dorinda says that she and Bethenny haven’t spoken since filming. She says it is because Bethenny blocked her.