I am so excited! Sorry this recap is so late, but I have to stop and do #RHONY at 9 because, it’s the best thing for the blog. Plus, I want to hang on every second of this episode. I have been super busy lately and not had as much time to keep up with the rumors and then I decided I didn’t want to know. In case you missed it, check out my thoughts on The Girls Here and The Guys Here!
What airline wears that uniform that Bayleigh was wearing? I’ve never seen it and they filmed her at work with no airline signage around? That’s weird.
Winston’s target shooting was less than stellar. That’s disappointing. But he’s still hot as fuck.
NAA was right about Brett. He really is hot. FYI I am told that the audience only got to see the houseguests going into the house.
I really love Sam. Are we really going to call the colorful one Rockstar until she is evicted? Rockstar and Caitlyn are bonding over their mutual sack of crazy. Sam loves JC but since his first language is Spanish, he can’t understand a word Sam is saying. Too funny.
The cop dude is kind of annoying. But I still really like him so far. He will probably be an early boot and I will be sad. Rachel needs to keep the hell away from Winston. Steve is a terrible liar. Kayleigh looks horrible in heavy makeup with her hair in a pony. She is gorgeous with less makeup but someone really over groomed her. She and Fessie are already hot for each other.
Sadly, just as the intros end, I have to start my quick and dirty recap or #RHONY.
Okay, I am back and many glasses of wine in.
Wow, the girls all want to sexually assault Scottie who is clearly the A for A sexual in the LGBTQIAWXYZAA QQQ comunity. Leave the guy alone. He is literally sprinting away from you. Thankfully, Julie saves him by coming on screen. She basically says that technology is going to dominate the game. Do we get to vote?
It’s time for the first challenge. They spilt to four guys and four girls on each platform. It seems like the winner of the challenge will save all eight of their players and the losers will be in jeopardy. I guess this is why there doesn’t seem to be a Big Brother After Dark tonight.
OMG Bunky and Chicken George are in the audience!
The first group is dropped into darkness to find folders. One wins and one has a punishment. I can’t really explain what is happening. Honestly, I just want to watch. This is awesome. Kaycee loses out. Angela has the power to play in the final match. Despite my initial hate for Angela, she is much more likable on this episode and very athletic. So I am rooting for her. Angela wins, Kaycee gets the punishment.
The other eight have a different challenge. They are suspended and have to spell the word ‘houseguest’ before all the others. The winner will go head to head with Angela, the last will receive a severe punishment. Swaggy C wins and OH FUCK, SAM GETS THE PUNISHMENT. No! I love Sam!
The houseguests are as confused as I am. Meanwhile production decides who they want to keep if they pick a mental game Swaggy C will win. If hey pick a physical game, Angela will win. I am betting on a mental game.
After the game, Sam and Kaycee are not in the house. Everyone is worried.
Swaggy C is way too upfront about his confidence. I want to like him but he makes it hard. A little less swagger might help.
Angela and Swaggy compete to keep eight houseguests safe. I kind of love Swaggy C. It’s a physical challenge. Oh fuck. Please let Swaggy win! I have no idea what this challenge is about. Swaggy C wins wins and I am happy.
Swaggy gets to save any group of eight fro eviction. He should chose his group and any other weak group. Get the big players on the block right away? Why is he confused?
Kaycee and Sam both have punishments. Kaycee is in a unitard, and Sam is a ROBOT! Like a literal robot. Kaycee has to stay in the room she is in until the pinwheel stops. Sam will be in and out of robot mode whenever Big Brother desires. Via the diary room.
Swaggy chose to save the group he came in with which was a smart choice. I think the other eight are up for eviction, With Angela to obviously go.
Stay tuned. For Big Brother only, spoilers are always open on recaps.