It’s crazy to me that the girls are pissed about Kasey fake CV but the guys all say, “everyone does that.” This theme seems to hold true in comments here and on social media. I’m just surprised. Also, Sandy was CHASTISING Colin for pointing out how SKEEVY Joao is. She is really enamored with him. I’m ready for a new Captain. She belittles the women and only responds to those blowing smoke up her ass like Joao and Kasey. It’s embarrassing to watch. Joao needs to be called out for his creepy ass behavior.
Hannah and Brooke seem to acknowledge that Kasey is “trying” and then we cut to a scene of her reading the back of a jug of laundry detergent.
The best guests of the season are sadly leaving. I enjoyed having great guests for a change. The tip envelope is huge. At the tip meeting Captain Sandy praises Kasey. Because, idiot. My sound cut out when she talked about the deck crew. The tip was 21,000 Euros, 1,800 a piece which is over 2K US. It sucks that Kasey got that tip.
Hannah is furious that Kasey was given a literal round of applause in the tip meeting when she has lied on her CV and basically sucks. Captain Sandy is an idiot who has no idea what is going on. Joao is also dogging Hannah. I’m sorry, I have tried to be as supportive of Captain Sandy as possible but she is a shitty Captain. I liked Captain Mark a lot better than her. We need to either bring him back or recast. Hannah goes to Kasey and tells her she needs to get her shit together. Captain Sandy’s orgasms over Kasey bringing her coffee is not enough.
It’s time for a night out on the town. They are going to a Michelin star restaurant and Adam is super excited because it is his first time at one. I don’t think I’ve ever been to one either. I should look to see if there are any in ATL and treat myself. The wine is flowing. The food is insanely good. Joao is sitting next to Hannah and when he toasts with her he says, “I hope that sip goes down with nails.” Hannah and Conrad excuse themselves from the table to go out for a smoke and a smooch. Back in the restaurant, Hannah and Conrad have exchanged seats. When Hannah tells Brooke that Joao sounds a bit psychotic, Joao’s glass magically busts in Hannah’s general direction. Hannah is visibly afraid while Brooke just looks a bit disappointed. Hannah asks for the check. Joao steals the bottle of wine.
They head off to a club and Joao and Brooke and Kasey ask Joao who he is actually interested in. Joao tells us all of his girlfriends cheat and he doesn’t want to get close to anyone. He ignores the girls questions an jumps out at the next club. He’s a douchebag ladies, and is certainly not worth fighting over. Conrad and Colin are the catches and you guys are missing out.
Adam is hitting on Casey by telling her that Hannah’s opinion about her job abilities is not important as long as Captain Sandy is giving her praise. That might be correct with this particular captain but that is not the way it works in yachting. Joao is hanging with Brooke, the most desperate girl ever. Adam seems to be hitting on Brooke. I think Hannah should let Brooke run dinner service one night and see how Adam likes her then. Brooke is shitfaced. Hannah tries to take care of her. Then Brooke passes out and Hannah and the others take selfies with her. Joao of all people put a stop to that. Don’t make me agree with Joao! Eventually they have to carry Brooke to the cab. Oh, Brooke. What are your issues?
On the way home Colin chastizes Joao a bit. Conrad has to carry Brooke to her bed. Being drunk off your ass on a boat, docked or not is a recipe for disaster. Conrad and Hannah sleep together on the top bunk over drunk Brooke.
The next morning, Brooke thinks Joao had her back and was being a gentleman. Oh, girl. He may have been right about the picture taking thing, but Conrad is the one that got you to your bed. Hannah talks to Joao about his treatment of her. They agree to stay away from each other on shore leave.
Kasey confronts Joao about flirting with her and Brooke. He laughs it off.
Conrad and Hannah have their first real date. Conrad is adorable but he is much too young to be a serious boyfriend. Hannah is doing the ordering on the date. Conrad likes cougars. Hannah wants to get married and have a baby. Conrad takes care of Hannah and she likes that. Don’t we all? Conrad sleeps in Hannah’s bunk again.
Adam has a meeting with the interior. He wants written menus so he will know in advance if a guest has a problem with it. He expects the stews to have his back on this issue because if they do not make it known, substitutions will not be made. This sounds rather harsh but with one chef cooking for eight people he can’t keep being a short order cook. Hannah seems irritated by this.
As for the guest, when they ask for gumballs, you know they are going to be tacky as shit. The first way to be uncovered as an ugly American overseas is white tennis shoes, the second is chewing gum. I literally hate them already, and I had not seen their ridiculous luggage yet. Then they pitch a fit because the gumballs are all white. So classy. Also, probably storyline.
Oh noe! Colin likes Brooke! NO COLIN NOE! YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR HER!
The guests actually seem reasonable. As opposed to Captain Sandy who for some reason thinks it is a sin for Hannah and Conrad to take breaks together. I hoped this Sandy situation was for storyline but she continues to double down on Twitter!
One of the charter guests delayed dinner for every one else and then a guest busts into the kitchen to demand Adam feed them immediately. Do they not understand that food is cooked once they are all seated?
Argh. Between Captain Sandy and these guest, I’m annoyed.