It’s crazy to me that the girls are pissed about Kasey fake CV but the guys all say, “everyone does that.” This theme seems to hold true in comments here and on social media. I’m just surprised. Also, Sandy was CHASTISING Colin for pointing out how SKEEVY Joao is. She is really enamored with him. I’m ready for a new Captain. She belittles the women and only responds to those blowing smoke up her ass like Joao and Kasey. It’s embarrassing to watch. Joao needs to be called out for his creepy ass behavior.
Hannah and Brooke seem to acknowledge that Kasey is “trying” and then we cut to a scene of her reading the back of a jug of laundry detergent.
The best guests of the season are sadly leaving. I enjoyed having great guests for a change. The tip envelope is huge. At the tip meeting Captain Sandy praises Kasey. Because, idiot. My sound cut out when she talked about the deck crew. The tip was 21,000 Euros, 1,800 a piece which is over 2K US. It sucks that Kasey got that tip.
Hannah is furious that Kasey was given a literal round of applause in the tip meeting when she has lied on her CV and basically sucks. Captain Sandy is an idiot who has no idea what is going on. Joao is also dogging Hannah. I’m sorry, I have tried to be as supportive of Captain Sandy as possible but she is a shitty Captain. I liked Captain Mark a lot better than her. We need to either bring him back or recast. Hannah goes to Kasey and tells her she needs to get her shit together. Captain Sandy’s orgasms over Kasey bringing her coffee is not enough.
It’s time for a night out on the town. They are going to a Michelin star restaurant and Adam is super excited because it is his first time at one. I don’t think I’ve ever been to one either. I should look to see if there are any in ATL and treat myself. The wine is flowing. The food is insanely good. Joao is sitting next to Hannah and when he toasts with her he says, “I hope that sip goes down with nails.” Hannah and Conrad excuse themselves from the table to go out for a smoke and a smooch. Back in the restaurant, Hannah and Conrad have exchanged seats. When Hannah tells Brooke that Joao sounds a bit psychotic, Joao’s glass magically busts in Hannah’s general direction. Hannah is visibly afraid while Brooke just looks a bit disappointed. Hannah asks for the check. Joao steals the bottle of wine.
They head off to a club and Joao and Brooke and Kasey ask Joao who he is actually interested in. Joao tells us all of his girlfriends cheat and he doesn’t want to get close to anyone. He ignores the girls questions an jumps out at the next club. He’s a douchebag ladies, and is certainly not worth fighting over. Conrad and Colin are the catches and you guys are missing out.
Adam is hitting on Casey by telling her that Hannah’s opinion about her job abilities is not important as long as Captain Sandy is giving her praise. That might be correct with this particular captain but that is not the way it works in yachting. Joao is hanging with Brooke, the most desperate girl ever. Adam seems to be hitting on Brooke. I think Hannah should let Brooke run dinner service one night and see how Adam likes her then. Brooke is shitfaced. Hannah tries to take care of her. Then Brooke passes out and Hannah and the others take selfies with her. Joao of all people put a stop to that. Don’t make me agree with Joao! Eventually they have to carry Brooke to the cab. Oh, Brooke. What are your issues?
On the way home Colin chastizes Joao a bit. Conrad has to carry Brooke to her bed. Being drunk off your ass on a boat, docked or not is a recipe for disaster. Conrad and Hannah sleep together on the top bunk over drunk Brooke.
The next morning, Brooke thinks Joao had her back and was being a gentleman. Oh, girl. He may have been right about the picture taking thing, but Conrad is the one that got you to your bed. Hannah talks to Joao about his treatment of her. They agree to stay away from each other on shore leave.
Kasey confronts Joao about flirting with her and Brooke. He laughs it off.
Conrad and Hannah have their first real date. Conrad is adorable but he is much too young to be a serious boyfriend. Hannah is doing the ordering on the date. Conrad likes cougars. Hannah wants to get married and have a baby. Conrad takes care of Hannah and she likes that. Don’t we all? Conrad sleeps in Hannah’s bunk again.
Adam has a meeting with the interior. He wants written menus so he will know in advance if a guest has a problem with it. He expects the stews to have his back on this issue because if they do not make it known, substitutions will not be made. This sounds rather harsh but with one chef cooking for eight people he can’t keep being a short order cook. Hannah seems irritated by this.
As for the guest, when they ask for gumballs, you know they are going to be tacky as shit. The first way to be uncovered as an ugly American overseas is white tennis shoes, the second is chewing gum. I literally hate them already, and I had not seen their ridiculous luggage yet. Then they pitch a fit because the gumballs are all white. So classy. Also, probably storyline.
Oh noe! Colin likes Brooke! NO COLIN NOE! YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR HER!
The guests actually seem reasonable. As opposed to Captain Sandy who for some reason thinks it is a sin for Hannah and Conrad to take breaks together. I hoped this Sandy situation was for storyline but she continues to double down on Twitter!
One of the charter guests delayed dinner for every one else and then a guest busts into the kitchen to demand Adam feed them immediately. Do they not understand that food is cooked once they are all seated?
Argh. Between Captain Sandy and these guest, I’m annoyed.
One would think the guests would realize that the food is cooked to order, not fast food. And they should know about provisioning. Since the beginning, I have thought there should be printed menus. As a graphic designer, I made lots of menus for some ritzy parties and weddings. Check Martha Stewart Wedding mag for examples. An appropriate menu can set the tone that ties in food and decorating theme. They can be placeholders. People like them as souvenirs. Just get In Design and some nice (special) paper and some good typefaces and GO. They could have a pro set up the templates and just change the info and typeface.
Most of the meals Adam has prepared aren’t worth wasting paper on! He finally stepped up a little bit, but I have not been impressed by him at all.
And how can he blame Hannah regarding the time PAYING guests finally sit down to a table?
Capt Sandy has gone overboard praising Kasey & it’s making me naseous.
Poor Brooke just looks desperate. She acts like she’s never had a boyfriend before. I am not sure if it’s just crushed feelings because her last boyfriend dumped her, but it really is a pathetic look. I’m not hating on her, I just hate for her to be SO needy.
TT, I think that for the rest of the season, I’m going to read your summaries and not bother warching the show. I can’t stand Captain Sandy. Joao is a SOB. Is it any wonder he showed a picture of himself laying across a bed with a snake, and the British girl is as dumb of a box of rocks. And no storyline for Colin and Jamie! And Adam is back to being a dick.
I totally agree. Captain Sandy is a clueless idiot. I think that’s why she likes the douches, they remind her of herself. As a lesbian I would think she would be nicer to women.
Being a chef on dry land is a demanding job — and everything is stocked and there is a set menu. Yes, there are not as many diners, but the expectations on a world-class cruise are much higher. (Watch a short order cook who knows the job. It is like a precise and beautifully choreographed dance — not one move wasted.) Then, add the heat, the timing, and STANDING IN A SMALL AREA. It is much easier on your body to be a server and WALK AROUND. Then you have the constant deadlines and stews who do not cooperate. And a yacht chef works pretty much from early morning until the late hours of night. And sometimes at 3a.m. when some stoner wants chocolate chip cookies. Ben made it look easy, it is not. Adam deserves more appreciation from Capt. Sandy and the crew.
To get appreciation, he should probably start by appreciating Hannah and not undermining her or minimizing her difficulties in having a stew on board who DOESN’T KNOW NOT TO PUT REDS IN WITH WHITES. I’m not even talking wine here!
Or how to make coffee, Or a bloody mary
I totally agree. Captain Sandy is a clueless idiot. I think that’s why she likes the douches, they remind her of herself. As a lesbian I would think she would be nicer to women.
I am wondering if I am the only one who thinks Kasey isn’t attractive at all, I think Jaime is so much prettier than them all. Brooke just breaks my heart, so young and clueless about guys, poor girl. Joao is scary, very scary, like serial killer scary. Smile as he slips the knife in scary. Conrad is a sweet kid but he has some growing up to do and Hannah will eat him for breakfast. Adam needs to stop being a dick, he and hannah need to communicate better and quit trying to undercut each other.
It’s that yellow hair. She would look so much better if she embraced her natural color, and added highlights. Softer at the top and she can still be fairly blonde in the middle and the ends…But to lighten her entire base with color and add highlights is a recipe for disaster. And that is what it looks like was done.
I also don’t find Kasey attractive at all, and I agree with Holly that her hair is particularly bad. It just looks like a bad DIY bleach job.
Except it wasn’t DYI it was DBM — done by Mama. Or Dada. They do everything else for her.
I was thinking the same thing. It looked like she had too much self tanner on her face the first few episodes too. I think it looked terrible with her hair color.
I agree with you Deb. I don’t think Kacey is attractive. I actually like Capt. Sandy. I think it’s about time someone put Hannah in her place. Every season she is either sleeping with a client or a crew member and frankly she is a Bully IMO. I think Adam has come a long way and does a great job. He just wants Hannah to do hers.
Capt Sandy is really grating this season. She is so opposite from last season. It’s kinda depressing.
I loved how excited and inspired Adam was at the restaurant! I saw his point regarding the difference between their service and his interior on the boat.
Joao is straight crazy. The glass shattering happened on a different Bravo show this year (I think). It was crazy then and it’s still crazy. I agree with you on the photos of Brooke. That was gross.
Kasey is trying to double down on the ‘i have a strong work ethic’ on her tweets.
I’ve had a tremendously shitty two days (that ended in good news/bad news) and I cannot tell you why Capt. Sandy and Kasey and the people with penises that are supporting them pisses me off so much. But it does.
I even kind of mean tweeted Kasey.
She tweeted: My willingness to learn and strong work ethic are starting to show #BelowDeckMed
Me: What 4 weeks in, and you STILL don’t know the laundry basics? How can you graduate from college and not know how to do laundry? ESPECIALLY the rules about reds???
I mean… are you fucking kidding me?
If I were Hannah, I would have made sure Sandy’s clothes were laundered by Kasey – and put in the dryer.
I got seriously mad at Sandy for claiming that in 4 charters Hannah should had trained Kasey. Does she ever come out of her high wheel/house and have any clue what’s going on in the interior
Why aren’t the chief stew, bosun and chef meeting with the captain every morning? Should that be standard operating procedure on any yacht? Instead, it’s like the crew leaders are afraid to be honest with the captain. It’s the same on both Below Deck series.
They don’t run real yachts like this. Sandy is too immature to lead, Joao is nothing but a predator, Kasey is incompetent and wouldn’t have been hired in the first place. Jamie, Colin, Conrad, are professionals with professional attitudes. Sandy likes the people who exhibit personality flaws, which mystifies me. I love Hannah, she can act anyway she wants to, that’s why I watch, she’s knows her shiz and is great to look at.
In regards to graduating from colleg: An EARNED college degree is impressive, BUT you can cheat, buy, or blow your way through many colleges and I bet Kasey did all three.
And washed with the red T-shirts.
I’m not liking Captain Sandy this season- she really has it out for Hannah who has been picking up the slack for Kasey.
I noticed icky Sandy posted pictures with Kate and raved about her. I know Kate and Hannah are tight, I wonder what’s up with that. Kate would eat Sandy alive if she pulled that shit on her. Hannah is showing great restraint.
I noticed icky Sandy posted pictures with Kate and raved about her. I know Kate and Hannah are tight, I wonder what’s up with that. Kate would eat Sandy alive if she pulled that shit on her. Hannah is showing great restraint.
Well, last season Hannah lied straight to Cap’t Sandy’s face about hooking up with the “guest.” Cap’ts not about to forget that or let it go. Can’t really blame her, but it’s clear sh’e going to make Hannah pay this season and take everyone elsse side. Kharma bitch!
Kissing a guest vs. lying about being able to make coffee, mix drinks, or do laundry. That makes sense.
If I am understanding you correctly, then shouldn’t the “moral compass” Sandy be just as evil to adam(remember the onions fiasco that he lied to sandy’s face about last season that Hannah had to cover for to the guest to get a good tip for the rest of the crew)? Oh, and let’s throw in how Sandy certainly didn’t mind wes(the bosun) and malia(his SUBORDINANT) constantly hooking up ON CHARTER? Hey, she even gave malia a promotion for that one! Remember at the reunion(which hannah with her cast twitter fued got bravo to give them), sandy did not condemn bobby for hooking up with that charter guest’s “friend”? Oh, and please let’s not forget on this season, she has just praised (with a round of applause started by adam, no less)the little lying, manipulative, incompetent twit who in spite of doing zero work the first 3 charters, happily accepted a full share of the tips Hannah, Brooke, and Jaime earned her. So what I am saying is: Sandy has no real moral compass that was outraged by Hannah’s “lying about” any alleged actions last season….no, Sandy has gotten “reality tv big head”, and she mistakenly sees herself as the star of this show (a captain Lee wannabee), and the fans ain’t having it!!! You speak of karma…google “below deck med trending” and read how Sandy is getting dragged!!
*bows down in reverence to Allison for this gem of a response*
Thank you….I just get so sick of people trying to excuse sandy’s behaviour.
Oh I hate it when I don’t care about a single one of them. Sandy is the. worst. captain. ever. and it pisses me off that the first female captain Bravo features so egregiously preens in the spotlight while constantly showing her incompetence as a leader.
Joao reminds me of Joran van der Sloot.
What I wouldn’t give to have Kate as the chief stew so she can make a salad out of Adam and eat him for lunch. He is all dick- except where it counts I’d wager.
I want Kate, Ben and Captain Lee and my beautiful Virgin Islands back. I do love the Med scenes and would kill to go there but they are sitting off Capri and don’t even show us the Blue Grotto or Nero’s summer house? So disappointing.
Joao = Vandersloot… thank you for making the connection! I was getting similar vibes but couldn’t recall who he reminded me of.
Yeah- Joao’s got that creepy psychopathic vibe for sure and not only when drinking. Don’t think production hasn’t noticed. Bet you anything production will encourage drunken gaslighting of him though with Hanna it doesn’t take much encouragement. I suppose if anyone got hurt we’d have heard about it by now.
Yike! Joran van der Sloot! That just gave me the extreme heebeejeebies. I knew he reminded me of someone, and now I can’t believe I didn’t figure it out. The looks and the attitude. I wonder what VDS’s Jezebob name was.
Ok – you made your point – I’m sold.
Sandy is awful this year. I want a new captain. What’s with those eyebrows?
Creampuff, I see your point. I have not been Team Hannah until this season. So all that Captain Sandy has managed to do is make herself look foolish and even worse than Hannah. If you had told me last season I’d be rooting for Hannah I would have called you lots of nasty names. 🙂
I just always think how uncomfortable Brooke has to be when Conrad and Hannah are hooking up an arm length away ???
Conrad was on wwhl tonight and said he only slept there off charter. On those nights Brooke was so drunk she probably didn’t notice much…
I see… in any case I can’t imagine being Hannah or Conrad and still doing that … I would not be able to perform just knowing someone is underneath us ? But I suppose duty calls!
But Brooke is usually passed out drunk, which is more deep than sleeping.
Capt. Sandy YAWN. Yes..that IS her real last name. However..this season she is just a mean…spiteful ..clueless …you can guess the next word !
Pitting the 2 most awful people against Hannah and Conrad. She DOES know what’s going on..and is deliberately favouring the psycho and the arse creeper. ( english for sucking up)
I. can’t. stand. Capt. Sandy. At. All.
Twitter fans call her *fair*…I just can’t.
Apparantly her Jeep was stolen. Unfortunately her brain was in it at the time. Neither has been located yet.
Perhaps the Jeep will be found. …perhaps the brain as well. But…the brain will be useless…as it prolly has been stripped….and is going to be used as packing popcorn in UPS packages.
Sandy moved to Los Angeles, I guess she’s gone Hollywood. Ugh.
Although I think Kasey did show a little more initiative this charter, too little too late in my opinion.
Also, what a waste of produce by making the juice without being asked. You know these crazy charter guests will demand one thing one day and hate it the next.
Joao is a complete psycho and since I don’t know my twitter password I can’t see captain sandys posts from tonight, I wonder if she still loves him as much as she did on charter?
Ok don’t stone me but….I “feel” Hannah and Joao need to bone. There’s a quiet under current to their chit. Is she mad becuz Joao did not fall in line to the ” Eye heart emoji emojis?”. Hannah is out for blood and clearly gaslights him when she has liquid courage.
He’s a pseudo Alpha but still thinks in a beta mindset. He’s a brash, uncouth chest thumping male that clearly doesn’t know how to mature past the cock swinging issues. He’s clear and concise. There is hope he just needs guidance.
I know I’ll be dodging daggers thinking this.
Hannah turns into a bitter beast when she passes the .08 mark. Those types are excellent lays but exhausting because you run around trying to diffuse their small fires.
It’s boring and grates on my nerves. You can’t get drunk be a cunt and then wake up and demand hierarchy. It’s weird and your underlings can’t gather respect for that sideshow.
I’m a weirdo I admit that. Adams true colors are def. creeping in scene by scene. He is trying to hide his psycho but his under breath mumbling about how a real Michelin house runs clearly show. His jabs and nicking slices at Hannah are obvious. Shave your hair, shave ya balls be accommodating all you want you don’t get the gold star sticker.
Hannah needs to dry out. She’s a drunk snippy cocktail server. I’m shocked she’s been dickmatized by the bosun. I’ve no prob with the age thing. My prisoner by choice couchtard is older than my parentals. I’m liking this season enough that I’m recording, rewinding and watching with judgie eyes.
Love it this season…and enjoy reading posters view on BelowMed.
Wow! That was a fine example of creative writing. I was mesmerized!
And I didn’t even mind the text-speak abbreviations that normally make we want to smash my iPad.
Great comment, Gina! Enjoyed your style and hung on every word.
I agree with you on Hannah and João (Jezebob) but I like Adam. Also, I don’t agree that H is a good lay, she seems too self-involved. Hannah is getting paid back for her laziness last season; just compare her work schedule to Kate’s. Kate demands a lot from her stews AND from herself and works her but off (making rocket ships!). Hannah spent much of last season napping and slacking letting Bugsy do a lot of the work. Payback … bitch.
No I agree with you whole heartedly about Hannah. It’s not a popular opinion but I still like Captain Sandy.
Hate fucks are pretty awesome.
I don’t think it is possible for Gina to be a female. No one needs to be boning Joao. No. One. “Hannah turns into a bitter beast when she passes the .08 mark. Those types are excellent lays but exhausting because you run around trying to diffuse their small fires. It’s boring and grates on my nerves.” That comment was not written by a straight female. It’s either a guy or an angry gay woman.
And yet…I’d like to see Adam bone Joao, then filet him with his chef’s knife, broil him in a skillet in a splotch of oleo, and serve him to the guests with fava beans and a nice chianti. They could call the episode “Ahoy, Hannibal”.
ROFLMAO.
You are going to get shit for this, but I think it is hilarious.
Won’t be the first shit I’ve taken. And who knows better than you that everybody’s a critic? Hell, make it a pitcher of chianti, and I’ll split it with you. But I think I’ll order just the house salad.
Captain Sandy is matching her name this season – she’s a definite Yawn! Her judgment is so off – protecting Kasey and Joao just doesn’t make sense, unless blatant flattery is all it takes with her. She must be a smart lady to captain a luxury charter yacht, so why is she so easily hoodwinked? It has to be because Production tells her to act that way. I just can’t believe she’s naturally that clueless. I really think that, at the reunion last year, she was blindsided when she knew Hannah had hooked up with a guest, and is still offended by that.
Kasey faking her C.V. is a big deal and Capt. Sandy’s insistence that it’s not, and that Hannah should be training her in the things she’s deficient in, is bullshit. When you hire someone, especially if their resume sounds wonderful, you expect them to have the basic skills necessary to do that job. When I was a supervisor, a basic entry level front-desk person had to have, at a minimum, good phone manners, be organized, be able to multi-task and, guess what? Know her alphabet and be able to file. Hannah needs someone who knows how a yacht runs, how to clean, do laundry, make coffee, and understand what a properly set table should look like. Those are basic requirements, and you can build on them, but you don’t have time to teach new hires from the ground up. For Capt. Sandy to even suggest that shows a complete lack of understanding as to what Hannah and the 2nd Stew need, in order to function as a well-oiled team. Oh well, again, it’s probably behavior led by Production.
A lot of people have said that Joao gives them a really bad vibe – as in a dangerous person kind of vibe. I agree completely. When he drinks he’s downright misogynistic and mean-spirited, and when he crushed the wine glass and sent the shards flying Hannah’s way, the look on her face said it all. She’s got him pegged as a disturbed personality, and I don’t think she’s wrong. Brooke is the kind of girl who becomes prey for someone like him. She’s so immature and inexperienced, and really is at risk around guys like Joao. She thinks he’s looking for a girlfriend, when what he really wants is easy hookups. As Hannah said, if Brooke could keep from passing out, she’d see how obnoxious and frightening he really is. Of course, this is the same young woman who thinks he’s protecting her, so good luck with that.
I still think it’s a huge mistake for Hannah to have a romance with Conrad – you don’t poop where you eat, or something like that. Poor Brooke, I hope she was out like a light when Hannah and Conrad were in the top bunk. Awkward!
I think Adam’s idea to have printed menus is a great one, and people do like to keep them as souvenirs. If they OK them, then that’s basically what they’re stuck with – no unreasonable last minute additions or spoiled brat requests. Don’t know why Hannah didn’t like the suggestion.
Just made some croissant rolls filled with cream cheese and raspberry jam – big mistake as I’ve eaten three. Not supposed to do that. My beautiful, skinny daughter, who’s in her 40’s, has to have a catheter ablation due to Afib tomorrow and I think I’m stress eating. Have to get up much earlier than usual to get her to the hospital, 75 miles away, by 8:00 tomorrow morning, and I don’t usually go to sleep until after 2:00 a.m. Oh well, I’ll make it. At least I don’t have to drive as my son, her brother, is taking us. I’ll be glad when it’s over. She’ll be fine, it’s just that she’s kind of young to have that problem.
Tamara you should definitely go to a Michelin-starred restaurant, if you get a chance. Was that one a three-star? I’ve never been to one nearly that fancy, so you’ll have to let us peons know how it was. My second grandson is a pantry cook (salads and desserts) at a four-diamond restaurant/resort and he was telling me how they fly in items from Japan on a daily basis, and other ways they keep their quality so high. Prices are sky high, of course. I’m more an Applebee’s/Red Lobster/Chiles kind of person, but gourmet dining would be nice to try at least once. Glad Adam got to experience it.
I was hoping we could see the pasta course so we would know if they served it into a bowl. (I love bowls.) Good luck tomorrow; best wishes for you right daughter’s recovery.
It added words “Into” and “right.” Sorry.
Thank you so much, Nanette. Just want to get it over with.
Please update us on how it goes. I don’t want to be presumptuous and I don’t want to hijack this post, but I HOPE Tamara will make an exception in this case and not banish me to WLS.
When Joao squeezed that glass, you could tell it was totally deliberate. That is psycho scary!
And I couldn’t believe when Sandy chewed Hannah out about Kasey. It’s not just the fact that she lied–it’s that she’s incompetent, and her lying and incompetence make more work for everyone else. Not cool. And I am very bothered by her lack of remorse.
I think Kasey is a total airhead. And I’m not in any way taking away from someone with a psychology degree but I attended a very large famous SEC college. The psychology classes were highly attended by the football players who needed to get good grades. Usually this was to earn a “degree” in social work/psychology. It was known that easy courses were in the psychology classes. Not saying the courses didn’t get harder but at my college at least, psychology wasn’t a brain strain.
“Degree” Wow I wasn’t in the psychology or socialiology programs but those classes were necessary for my degrees. Also important for a classmate studying Economics and poly sci. They’re now extremely important in my grad work, which again isn’t in psychology or socialiology. My grad school is in the top three programs in the country and that’s because of the rigorous program of my undergrad university. Kasey should never compare her degree with her work ethic
Wasn’t trying to diminish the degree. The reason I put “degree” in quotes was because I was referring to the football players getting a “degree” in social work under some of the psychology classes. I’m not saying the degree isn’t hard or scholarly. Just an observation from the early psych classes listed at my college back in the 80-90s. I took several as part of a major requiring them as well. No disrespect.
U wouldn’t be wearing a crimson shirt would you? My kid graduated from there and said the same thing.
I think Brooke is feeling so guilty over missing her sisters wedding. Period. To be with these fucktards. She seems very sheltered and maybe thought this was her way out of whatever life she has back home. I miss Captain Lee and resting bitch face and Ben!!
At first I thought that, but now I think it’s more of a “my sister’s married, and I can’t even find a boyfriend!”.
I am definitely going to get blasted for this but….. having worked with the public for a number of years and then working as an accountant and having people under me, I have to say that Hannah is a terrible excuse for a leader/boss/chief stew. She barely works, she gossips about her staff, she beds guests and staff and drinks too much. I think Capt. Sandy is much more respectful this season because she doesn’t give a crap about who gossips to who about what and when and where it happened. Nor does she care about people lying on resumes since most people lie on their resumes. If Hannah was more concerned about her staff than flirting with Conrad, she could have got Kasey on board much faster. Then again… this is a tv show and if everyone acted like they were supposed to act, nobody would watch. As for Jay-O, he’s a young kid who likes to rile people up. Stop giving him ammunition. And again, this is a tv show so it needs a victim, a villain, the innocent, the slut, the complainer and then a few normal types who are doing their job, i.e, Colin and the female deck hand who are so normal, nobody bothers with them. Actually, this season is rather boring but then again I like Capt. Lee and Kate much better.
Keep in mind we’re seeing 3 days or so in one hour. OF COURSE they are going to show Hannah on break, because she’s with Conrad!
But, the guests are getting their drinks, their food, their rooms made spotless unless Kasey is the only one awake. SOMEONE is doing all that, and it ain’t Kasey for hella sure. Brooke also doesn’t have the ability to do it all herself… the charter guests we’ve liked and weren’t complete douchebags have actually tweeted to and about Hannah, that they LOVED her and she was great. Hannah is PAID by production to make comments about them behind their backs – they all do it, Hannah just has more ammo and is a little funnier about it.
You get a chance to explore the island of Capri and you’d rather buy some shoes than see the emperor Tiberius’s retreat where held Caligula for years and threw people off the cliffs if he felt like it? Oy vey!
Kasey is not so stupid that she didn’t get someone to pad her CV. But stupid enough not to read it.
Capt Sandy is way off the mark. She is giving women bosses a bad name with her pettiness and favoritism. smdh
I wonder if all crews go apeshit crazy getting drunk out of their minds when they have a day off. It’s not as if the charter was that long. Why do they need all that insanity. It’s very unpleasant to look at drunken arguments and the rest of it.
They aren’t even FUNNY when they are drunk. Or sober. Come to think of it, I can remember FEW times a conversation among or between ANY Bravolebrities was funny or intelligent. And the vocabulary level is appalling. Shah Reza, He is genuinely funny. And Chef Ben used to crack me up. No one in this crew, though.
YAWN is a perfect last name for Capt Sandy. When she not busy being clueless, or ridiculously mean to all the wrong people, she is just flat out boring! Yawn yawn yawn. I can’t wait for the Original – Below Deck’s Capt Lee and wishing, hoping and praying for another appearance of chef Ben!!! And of course the original chief stew with resting bitch face – Kate!
Wish we viewers could vote for our ALL-STAR crew. And have a contest to win a charter with that crew. That would rock the seas.
What a great idea! Hello Bravo? Are you reading this?
Captain Sandy, for a female captain, is certainly not empowering women this season.
She always makes Jamie do the interior work rather than alternate w/the guys. She’s running Hannah ragged with no support & incompetent staff. She praises Joao, the biggest misogynist on the boat, yet demeans Conrad because of his association w/Hannah. Then she overlooks Kasey’s incompetence/laziness/lying, seemingly just to get under Hannah’s skin! Sandy really seems to hate Hannah this season. I wonder if her huge fan following on SM irks Sandy?
On WWHL last night, I was surprised Kasey was in the audience instead of Hannah. It appears Conrad & Hannah are now just friends. I hope to God he’s not dating Kasey now. She seems so desperate though, I wouldn’t be surprised if she just showed up to stalk Conrad.
One other thing about Kasey makes me curious. Her last name is Cohen. Could she be a cousin of Andy’s? That would explain why everyone’s kissing her ass! Then again, Cohen is a common name.
Does everyone lie on their resume?? I mean, I get that everyone wants to phrase things in the most favorable way, and I did that, but I would never say I had experience or skills I didn’t really have, as Kasey did. And either she is lying when she says she didn’t read it over after her friend “polished” it, or she is so lazy and uncurious she doesn’t even bother to read it over to see what her friend did. Neither option is to her credit.
I was surprised she was in the WWHL studio last night too. Does that imply a friendship with Conrad, or was it just because they knew she would be a topic? I don’t think she’s related to Andy. She’s from Long Island, though, isn’t she, so it’s not like they had to fly her in?
I wish Andy would have asked Conrad about his status with Kasey, who of the crew he still keeps in touch with, what he’s been doing, if he’s still in yachting . . .
I almost can’t watch… Captain Sandy reminds me too much of horrid female bosses I’ve had in the past. I just can’t watch her – pathetic excuse for a “boss”
Sandy is getting plenty of folks on Twitter letting her know what an idiot she is. Ok I am the one calling her an idiot on her Twitter, others were kinder. lol Joao will be the next subject of the #metoo movement, and should be. I am wondering if both Joao and Kasey are family to one of Sandy’s friends. If not then Sandy is an idiot that can not tell the difference between BS and facts. Either way, I am sick of the all about Sandy show and miss Captain Lee’s professional ways.Sandy has a many sences in one show as Captain Lee does the entire season.
I’ve been having insomnia lately – and nightmares when I sleep – so to distract myself I think about Bravo shows.
So, thought about how Capt. Lee would have handled Kasey’s lies. He’s been known to throw a compliment out once in a while. But would he here?
I think he would have read Kasey a fucking riot act. She would have had pee trickling down her leg after he was done. To keep the season going, he would have told her she was staying but she needed to keep her nose clean AND to the grindstone, AND he would have backed up his chief stew and reiterated that she needed to follow her chief’s lead. He would have checked with the chief to see how she was improving/not improving, and I FIRMLY believe that he would have seen the brown nosing tactic and ONLY given a compliment if he witnessed good service towards the GUESTS.
I understand Sandy wanting to make the best of a bad situation midway through a charter season, but praising and applauding for Kasey is taking it an unnecessary step too far. And blaming Hannah because she’s supposed to train her? It might be an entry-level position, but based off the skills presented on Kasey’s resume, why would she think she has to train her? THAT’S THE PROBLEM WITH LYING ON YOUR RESUME!
Also, even more concerning to me than the lying is the fact that Kasey doesn’t even seem to grasp the concept of what the skills ARE. Thinking barista training is popping in a Keurig pod? I’m not even in the industry, and I know what barista training is from being a Starbucks customer.