Hey, y’all. I am going to do a very short recap on this episode. I thought I had recorded it but I can’t find it now. These Potomac recaps have been a PITA all season and it is just easier for me to get something up when I get a chance rather than trying to train writers in the format. I hate recapping off of On Demand but it is what it is.
We start this episode back at the farcical “charity event” for Karen’s rainy day fund. Bless her heart she needs it as the clouds are rolling in. Gizelle and Robyn arrive loaded for bear because Karen has invited Kyndall, Sherman’s ex-wife, to the event. At the mention of the words “horse face” shady production cuts to an unflattering shot of Kyndall looking pretty horsefacey. I see you production. I need to know more about Sherman creeping in a park. Y’all know I don’t really pay attention to these people. Someone fill me in. Karen throws Gizelle and Robyn out on their ears went they approach Karen to talk to her. So they literally have to take it out to the streets by the gutter for Ashley and I think, Charrisse, to argue. How does Charrisse have some hot young dude hanging back to watch out for her? Does she have some special booty pop we don’t know about?
I am disappointed to see Carson Kressley on every single housewives show. I think he is better than this. This looks like a real event the food looks great the drinks look great. However, Michael and the ladies point out they are not writing any checks to Karen’s business, especially with the name I Con Enterprises. This sounds like federal offense to me.
This On Demand episode has every single commercial and it won’t allow me to pause. So I was checking my mail during the commercial and saw that Katie Rost has not been allowed to see her kids for the past six weeks due to a court order and the father apparently called the police on her when she tried to see them on Mother’s day with her mother and her grandmother. Not sure what this drama is about but I will try to find out.
This Candiance chicks and her white groom to be with the brown dick are being ridiculous with their four hundred person guest list. Is this is real, they are really shallow people.
I think I heard that Gizelle’s Every Hue line is available at Target. If that is true, that’s huge! Gizelle is apparently having the company endorsed by the Congressional Black Congress (CBC). That’s so Phaedra.
Ashley’s uncle is very blunt with her about Michael dragging his feet about kids. He basically tells her that he doesn’t think Michael wants more kids, he already done the kid thing and they are grown now. He’s not interested in doing it all over again. Ashley says she will have to leave Michael if that is the case. She’s young. She needs to finish out the five-year prenup that she is over half way through while looking for the future father of her children. Or maybe she will accidentally get pregnant.
We have two factions of women working out. Karen, Candiance, and Monique and then everyone else. Gizelle invites her group to her CBC event. Then both group talk about the blow up at Karen’s charity event. Karen refuses to say how much she raised for her event. Hey, Feds, are you watching this? Something in the buttermilk ain’t clean. Charrisse facetimes into the Gizelle/Robin/Ashley workout to invite Gizelle and Robyn to get together and talk. Charrisse seems to be playing both sides.
Candiance and Ashley go to get chicken and donuts???? and complain about their men. I mean I like chicken and I like donuts, but…
Charrisse meets with Robyn so they could make up about Charrisse bailing on Robyn’s event. The conversation quickly turns to Monique. They both seem a bit jealous of her. Or maybe they just don’t like how Monique makes things about her and hangs out with Kyndall.
It’s time for the Every Hue display at the CBC Foundation event. Meanwhile, Monique’s brother has flown in to set up her website, ironically named, Not For Lazy Moms. Was she too lazy to do it? Monique and Karen both tell the brother that they are not going to disrespect the CBC event that is apparently an all cast on the call sheet. Monique is upset that Charrisse is blowing off phone calls. Monique and Karen both blow off the Every Hue booth without stopping by pissing off Gizelle and Robyn. Despite the booth being right at the entrance Monique and Karen claimed not to see them. As those two sashay away, Robyn starts calling Karen a liar, quite loudly.
Next we find Candiance and Chris in a huge fight. Candiance has taken her ring off and is crying about a fight they had the night before at the CBC after party. Apparently, Chris pointed out that Candiance is a spoiled brat. Also she would not hold her own crap so that Chris could call the uber. Candiance said to Chris, “You are a coward and a piece of shit and just like your deadbeat father.” She apologizes for that. Chris puts the ring back on her finger. NO! He should have taken the ring and RAN FOR THE HILLS.
Next week everyone is invited to the all cast trip to Cannes. But the fighting is so bad people are acting like they don’t want to got. Chile please. This show got a big budget raise for this season. They will all get their skinny behinds on that plane.