As if the Conbody workout on last night’s episode was not insulting enough, Andy has two of the guys behind the bar for a WWHL episode with Carole. I hate this episode already. The other guest is Leslie Bibb. Whoever she is, she’s a Bravo addict.
Once again, Andy airs the police dash cam and courtroom scenes. Because, Andy.
We are up to the FOURTH clip of things that happened in previous shows. This time it is Bethenny and Carole hug it out. Then Andy talks about Carole’s nasty blogs that show the two are still not friends. He asks he a bunch of questions that he would know the answer to if he had actually read said blogs. Carole goes off on some feminist rant about how Bethenny saying that she was sad about the breakup was “very misogynistic” as if the guy is off banging new chicks and the girl is at home crying her eyes out. Um, I’d lay money that is exactly what was happening. I am really starting to believe this whole thing is about Adam. She then said Bethenny texted her “forty or fifty” times over the holidays. That is why her response was “that’s a lot.” Didn’t Carole say initially that Bethenny didn’t keep in contact over the holidays? Wait, I think that was what Ramona said to Sonja.
A caller asks Carole if she still talks to Adam and if she is dating. She does still talk to him, yesterday was his birthday. She says she is dating but not much because she is focused on other things right now. Really? Like what? Stalking Adam on social media? I find it interesting that she didn’t mention the triple date to Dubai recently. I like Carole’s outfit tonight it looks like black years and an airy black top with white polka dots. Then she shows these odd gold like gladiator type sandals that for some reason reminded me of the bathroom faucets at Trump Tower. I think this is the best Carole’s hair has ever looked.
Carole says that Luann has taken a full inventory and is very invested in her sobriety from what she can tell. She didn’t drink around the ladies and didn’t seem to mind not drinking. Carole says she came back from rehab very humbled.
Next we see the sneak peek for next week which we all saw after the show. Dorinda picks on Sonja for wearing things with part of the Morgan family crest. What is the point of that other than just to be a bitch. Who cares is she has slippers with a deer on them?
Someone asks Carole why she announced that Bethenny said Luann is a loser because it seemed like she was trying to gather more allies against Bethenny. Her answer was in comprehensible and she somehow relates it to her running the marathon. We are now entering the second discussion of the marathon in twenty minutes. Bethenny never congratulated her! She never said that’s amazing! She just went on and on about Luann! You could see Leslie let out a little sigh and turn her head when Carole veered off into marathon land again.
Andy surprises Leslie with Craig Conover. Carole has no idea who he is and you can hear Leslie say, “It’s a show called Southern Charm.” Craig brings a cute pillow for…..ANDY. and gives the two ladies pillow cases and tells them to buy their own pillows. Oh Craig, don’t give people unfinished pillows. Sidenote, back in the stone age, when I was in junior high, we took “home economics” classes where we would learn to cook and clean the kitchen (I always got low marks in that) and we made a pillow on the sewing machine just like this. We all finished our pillows.
Leslie asks Craig if he is single. He says yes. Andy asks if he is truly over Naomie, and he says after the things he said to her at the reunion, yes. Craig says that he told Naomie her whole life is a lie and she is fake.
Craig stayed for a pretty lengthy after show. Right at the beginning,Leslie, who literally will not stop talking starts gushing about Kathryn. then Craig says either Ashley or Actually (he’s a bit tipsy and I’m a bit deaf) that happened two ….when those two…a lot of weird stuff happened. It’s almost like Ashley and Kathryn make up at the reunion. Or not. I dunno. It was hard to make out what Craig was implying and Andy suddenly distracted him in order to shut him up by asking about Craig’s shoes.
Carole says that she and Luann are back in a better place. Leslie tells a long story about confusing Zoe Kravitz with Lisa Bonet. The punchline is she doesn’t know they are mother and daughter. Apparently, neither does anyone else in the room.
On the episode last night when Bethenny came in to the prison workout she was trying to great all the ladies with hugs and turned and it was one of the owners. She joked that she didn’t know him, went on finishing her hugs and then came back to him. A caller is trying to make it a big deal. Carole didn’t notice it during filming and CLEARLY didn’t watch the episode so she goes off painting Bethenny as being a stuck up self-important celebrity. Leslie tries to explain what really happened and Carole says Bethenny does stuff like that all the time.
Leslie points out to Carole that she is a bit mean to Sonja and people are excluding her this season and it doesn’t look very nice in those situations. Carole just doubles down and talks about how Sonja has said some stuff. Leslie says THEY ALL HAVE and points out she forgave Luann and Carole says that took two years. I wish Leslie would point out Ramona is way worse than Sonja about being mean to the others.
That was a lot and the after show was almost as long, and way better than the actual show.