By Amanda Z.
Let me issue a DISCLAIMER I am 2 bottles of cava In (my mom and my aunts came over this and it became a thing but I digress). Lets start this foolishness
Karen and Ray are having dinner at a white table cloth restaurant. I hear auditors itemizing in the background. Heading a charity is work but that is not a 9 to 5 with overtime Karen let’s be realistic.
Alzheimers is an issue near and dear to me I have lost a grandmother to it. Seeing them not remember your face is heartbreaking, so Karen I get it boo I would cry over my surf and turf too.
Gizelle and Ashley are cool enough to be shopping for jewelry? Anyone remember when Gizelle wouldn’t call Ashley by her given name? it was always Little Girl.
Who is this new chick? As my unwritten rule I will not learn her name until she is in at least 3 episodes. So this is Sherman’s ex boo (to be known as S.E.B going forward until she breaks that 3 episode mark). S.E.B does mention that communication was an issue which we have been Seeing with Gizelle and Shermn.
That was the biggest foreshadowing as we see Gizelle confirm that her and Sherman have broken up. But let’s clarify friends vs acquaintances. Gizelle doesn’t owe you an explanation yall see each other at a gala or fake scent testing party. Yall are not at each other’s homes and picking up each other’s children from school. Pipe down.
Monique is stepping out in her power, or on the strength of her last name and RHOP spot (either description works) to support a charity I am sure she never had any interest in before this night. Robyn I beg you let this go you are having dinner series which mean the ladies can attend at another date Monique will be on stage for all of 5 minutes
Who remembers me calling this? Cherisse always extending her 15 minutes is finding fault with Monique using her rolodex to network in and around Potomac. Now decorum would tell you not to go around Cherisse by inviting her friends to events but Karen is also dead wrong inviting S.E.B when she knows Gizelle is going to be there. Even if you have known her longer she has never been on a guest list until today.
More threads of the Karen Huger I have never had a joint account with my husband lie are coming undone. She has asked the ladies to pay for tickets to her newly incorporated (?) foundation by making checks out to her hair company? But of course Karen of the I have never had a job but taco Bell when I was 15 fame knows the tax laws better than everyone else. So all the ladies will make their checks out to cash and hope for the best.
Candace and her roommate are looking at spaces for her mother to rent out. FYI the Gaylord in the Potomac is gooorrrgeoussss. Hopefully Candace’s mother signs off on this because its so pretty. A floral situation? That sounds like $$$. As the roommate is trying to break that money situation down Candace tunes it right on out. This woman needs a reality check and quickly.
Monique and Chris get a pedicure. I am only talking about it because my Boo likes a pedicure too and I think its adorable when a big ol man sits in that pedicure chair. Let’s hope that Monique’s Not for Lazy Mom’s does not peddle junk science like other sites I see *cough* Goop *cough*
Cute date night for Michael and Ashley. He just wanted to re affirm to her that he is solvent but also that he may not want to have kids. Ashley is happy about the first declaration and not about the latter. Flashbacks do see Michael waffling on kids. Ashley’s ovaries are only getting older and she as a woman who does want to have children wants a clear answer on if her husband is on the same page. I see that Michael’s continued harping on Ashley’s mom’s situation as a diversion tactic and a mean one at that.
Do we know if Karen gave Gizelle a heads up about her guestlist? Oh Heyyyy Carson from the original Queer Eye. Glad to see this is a legit event and not something she has in her kitchen area.
Ok I really am trying to get on the same level as the green eye bandits but they seem like mean girls here. You know Karen knew she wasn’t coming to your event Robyn she was just trying to not have an uncomfortable situation.
So Karen did let Gizelle know about S.E.B but through email. I am side eyeing Karen. You text her any other time but you send an email about this? Now that is something yall should be up in arms about ladies.
Cherisse ok with that young tenderoni on your arm I see you boo. I have nothing bad to say about her in this moment. Plus she clocked Karen as tacky for inviting S.E.B
THANK YOU ASHLEY WE HAVE NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE!!! Karen is just messy messy. So that absolves Gizelle and Robyn for however they are about to disrupt this event. Unfortunately Bravo is going to drag that out for another week so we will have to wait with bated breath.
How was my spelling guys? Not too bad? Let me know I will stop after the first bottle next time.