I hate how editing makes me like and dislike different people every season. How did I get to be Team Hannah this season? Sandy is being awful this season. She’s not looking out for Jaime who is being undermined as a deckhand strictly for being female. She doesn’t seem to care that Kasey is completely incompetent. She undermines her crew in front of the guests. And she let’s her friend break rules that are in place to avoid damaging the boat. And that is just off the top of my head.
The vagina doctor had nothing but good things to say about the crew and left a nice fat tip. But Sandy started off the tip meeting complaining about having the worst breakfast service she’s ever had on a charter. She’s literally bitching about her toast. Does she not realize that Adam was taking random orders from people for whatever they wanted whenever they strolled down to breakfast and she was the last to arrive and he was making the paying customers their breakfast first? Then she yells at Conrad about the tender. That was a pretty big mistake by him but she has already yelled at him about it at least once. Everyone got a thousand Euros. Lately that equals just a tad over a thousand US dollars.
Captain Sandy interrogates Adam about the toast once more privately on the bridge. He says that her toast order came at the end of service. Sandy repeats it back to him as “the order was late coming in” Hannah heard that and is now pissed at Adam. Hannah is already plotting her revenge on Adam.
The whole crew heads out for sushi. Joao seems to have Kasey and Brooke vying for his attention. One of them sees “the guy that he could be.” Oh the stupidity of young females. Thankfully, we outgrow most of it. At dinner Adam talks to Hannah about how great the service is and how quickly everything comes out. These to might come to blows this charter. The trip ashore was relatively uneventful, in a good way.
Back on ship, everyone goes to bed except for Hannah and Conrad who have a drink and a smoke on the bow of the ship. These two have talked a lot lately and have gotten close. They finally have a smooch. I like these two together. He seems to bring out a softer side of Hannah. Conrad heads off to bed and she stays to look at the beautiful shore line and enjoy the afterglow.
The primary for the next charter is Honey. It’s her birthday. She’s Kosher. Seriously? Then she needs to find a Kosher ship with a Kosher chef because Adam is not trained to be a Kosher chef. And there is a vegan. She also wants a Great Gatsby Birthday Party. Apparently, 1942 Tequila is Kosher. Conrad will be getting a slide and a trampoline for this batch of guests. He’s never used one before. This will be an issue.
Jamie had an hour off and took a nap but was fifteen minutes late back to work. Conrad is on shore getting supplies and so Joao decides to be a real dick to Jaime. Joao is upset that Jamie has an attitude problem. No, Joao, you are a dick with an attitude problem. Hannah finds Jaime on the dock on the phone with her mother sobbing. Jaime has been treated like crap by everyone all season and no one bothers to even try to be her friend. Until now, Hannah is really sweet to her.
The guests are demanding right off the bat. While it is normal to be greeted with champagne, they didn’t seem interested in it all and wanted their tequila right away. Then Hannah got the wrong kind of tequila. Honey is worried about the food and wants to meet with Adam. Honey is the only Kosher person on the boat. She says when she has chicken or meat she can’t have dairy for three hours. Um, did they even have hours in Biblical times? Is this some random thing she has made up for herself?
Kasey is not puking, but she is still useless.
The guests complain about Chinese Chicken Salad for lunch. I’d cut off my left tit right now (and that’s the big one) for one of those salads. It’s summer and noontime! There is a thousand dollars of Kosher beef on board for later children. Pipe down and try having fun! Somehow Honey is eating pasta al fredo right after her chicken salad. I’m quite sure it has not been three hours. These people are hoovering up food like a football team. They are also having more tequila so they will be passed out soon.
It’s too bad about the upcoming food coma because the deckhands are trying to inflate the slide. Conrad has never done this before but Joao has. So Joao is being very helpful and kindly explaining how it all works. Oh wait, no he’s not. He’s being a dick and acting like knowing how to blow up a slide is some high level knowledge that he is lording over them. It’s not rocket science, it’s just like blowing up a raft or anything else.
Adam’s dinner menu has now been ridiculously individualized for everyone. This is after Sandy explained that the menu was set and provisioned for based on their preference sheets. Adam seems to blame Hannah for making a bad situation worse. WTF is she supposed to do? Dinner is delayed and now Adam can’t cook for the crew so Sandy springs for takeout pizzas!
We leave this episode with the guest still getting ready for their 9 pm dinner at 11 pm. Adam is losing his mind over the delay.
Next week: Kasey doesn’t know how to make a bloody Mary. Hannah learns that Kasey has lied about her experience. Really? You think? Joao seems to hook up with Kasey. Brooke has run through Joao and Colin and seems to be thinking about just settling for Adam. Really girl?