I can’t seem to get to this show anymore and I do like to watch it. My DVR is just buckling under the pressure. However, lots of things are ending now, so maybe I won’t get so far behind in the upcoming weeks. Javi was on the after show saying that he and his ex Lauren are back together. The newest news is that they are having a baby! I don’t remember anything about Lauren.
First let’s get back to the reunion. I can’t stand Brittany. I swear Brianna would be way more likeable without Brittany and her mother there.
Some poor producer is tasked with talking to David over a very tall gate trying to encourage him and Jenelle to meet their contractual obligation and come film the damn reunion. They are literally like children. They hate everyone. Sometimes if everyone you know is an asshole, you might be the asshole, David.
This “Bone” person that Kailyn brought with her is just as ratchet as Brianna’s sister. For a bit there it looked like they were going to brawl in the hallway but security stayed in between them. Chelsea tried to walk out of her room with Watson and turned around and went right back in. Kailyn keeps complaining about the Jerry Springer atmosphere but she brought Bone into the mix and she’s very Jerry Springer.
Brianna’s butt looks ridiculous. Did that crap doctor give her implants or injections or both. It looks ridiculous. Since when do Britanny’s sister and mother like Devoin? They have treated him like shit for years. Why are they crying over him going to jail for five minutes?
Finally we start the actual reunion with Jenelle. Jenelle is crazy. Dr. Drew says that Jenelle likes aggressive men. This of course makes David aggressive. He wants to leave. As soon as they cut to a commercial break, David makes Jenelle leave with him. Kaiser literally chased her all the way to the door.
After a few dramatic laps around the block in a truck, Jenelle comes back. Kailyn tried and failed to get Leah and Chelsea to mutiny with her. Eventually, they all got the reunion intro done. Then Jenelle blew her top because Barbara hugged Nathan’s new girlfriend. She tries to fake cry to Nathan’s mother, Doris. Um what? Doesn’t she hate Doris for trying to get custody of Kaiser? None of this makes any sense. Then Jenelle starts screaming at Doris. David comes and tries to get Jenelle to leave with him but she wants to stick around and scream at Barbara some more. She seems to enjoy that. I’ve had enough of it. Barbara never seems to get to see the other kids. The scene of Jenelle and David crying over Kaiser is ridiculous.
On to the real show. Chelsea and Cole are already trying for another baby.
Jenelle is in a truck talking to David about Jace’s therapy. I suddenly remember her recently pulling a gun on someone after one of these sessions. Is it time for that already?
Javi and Briana hang out in Florida with her girls. They go out to dinner without the kids later. Javi is really close with Briana’s kids. Briana’s mother was questioning Javi about his intentions. The dinner date is their first date without the kids. I kind of like these two together, but I don’t want Javi to have to deal with the sister and mother. Javi is starting to show some thirsty ways and getting a bit full of himself.
I love that Jo and his family are doing a benefit for Puerto Rico.
Leah’s kids are still really badly behaved. Leah calls Ali’s daddy to lay down the law.
Jenelle calls 911 to tell them that Jace calls her crying saying that Barbara is hitting him. Seriously? That is not a 911 situation. The next day she tells production that Jace was crying and saying he wants to come live with her. I don’t believe that. Jace seems terrified of David. Then Jenelle randomly admits that Jace said Barbara didn’t hit him.
Chelsea went to meet with her lawyer to request supervised visitation only with Adam at a community center. Adam had been arrested for assaulting is current girlfriend. He was arrested again just this week. He also is behind on child support. Chelsea is worried about even letting his parents see Aubree at this point.
Kail’s newest kid, Lux does not have a father listed on his birth certificate. How weird is that? Oh and Kail already wants one more kid and is either going to use a sperm donor from a sperm bank or ask Lux’s non father to donate. Suddenly, she wants two full siblings. That never seemed to be an issue before. The Puerto Rico party looked like a lot of fun. Is Kail dating Dom?
The Halloween scenes with Leah and her kids were cute!
Barbara talked to production about when the police came. She says Jace came home from school and had another fit of rage and started tearing things up and punching the walls. Jace told the police that Barbara did not hit him, she was just yelling at him. Barbara is very worried about Jace’s mental health. This situation is not good for him.
On the after show, We saw Amber with her new man and even newer baby. She looked good. She seemed sane. She seems happy. Maybe Andrew is good for her? He was holding the baby.
Tyler and Catelynn were on the show too and they denied all the divorce rumors. They claim that people make a big deal over nothing. Catelynn gave some bizarre story about how her social media suddenly reverted to her maiden name. They do seem to still be okay as a couple though.
According to Amber, she and Andrew, Gary and his wife and Leah and presumably her half sister all got together for some holidzy.
It makes me crazy that Drew always taunts Amber and Andrew about getting married!
For the love of all that is beautiful, don’t push her to do something stupid like Marty him without a pre nup! She lost enough when she put what’s his name in a position to milk her for cars and money!
And I hate to see a therapist continually like at people on camera just for drama for the show!
Mentioning to Jenelle that she has a pattern of hooking up with guys who are aggressive (and I would add controlling, manipulating and isolating ) on camera in front of one of those men, that guarantees a reaction. It isn’t helping.
Too bad Javi has to get someone pregnant for MTV money, but at least said child won’t be related to Briana’s family!
I used to like Dr. Drew, but he really is awful.
Marry, not marty!
Today I saw Drew on an infomercial, hawking a topical supposed cute for muscle cramps.
He just sinks lower and lower…
My take on him is that he’s an instigator, and he’s unhappy in his own life, so he wants everyone else to be unhappy, too. I think he loves seeing the Teen Mom cast fail. He cherishes his on screen time with Jenelle and Farrah because he gets to demean them in front of the world because it’s so damn easy.
He does not care about those women. He cares about poking and prodding at their downfalls and insecurities. He can’t do that so much with someone like Chelsea because she has her shit together. Jenelle, being such a damn mess, is a very easy target, not that she doesn’t deserve it. She’s the lowest of the low.
David is an abuser. He abuses Jenelle. Jenelle and he abuse the children. They are a perfect example of child services’ failings. Those kids should be removed from her care. Jace is the lucky one because he has an advocate, Barbara. Doris needs to move forward with her custody filing.
I do like that Dr. Drew says he is not being a doctor. He is being a TV Host. That is all he can be. He did give good advice to Ryan. He said to listen to his doctor and take meds as prescribed. I don’t think anyone paid attention because Ryan is perfect and he knows what he is doing. On the other hand poking Amber & Andrew about marriage is stupid. This was a hookup and an oopsie. They need to know each other before marriage or otherwise Amber can skip divorce with lawyer fees, sign a big check and give him the baby.
I think Javi desperately wants a family. I taught at a middle school with a lot of Latino children. I met their mom’s and dads. Their culture is about the family. The Dads work hard at jobs that others will not do in order to take care of them. The mother’s stay home. The families are usually huge. I constantly wished other parents cared that much. I think this is Javi’s culture. He adores Lincoln and Issaic who is not his child. I wouldn’t be surprised to see him include Lux on his outings. He was great with Briana’s kids. This is Javi but he is a little too desperate. I would rather Javi have 50 kids as opposed to Jenelle and David have. Another one.
Thanks TT.
I just get so disgusted with this show, and it’s getting worse.
The new Teen Mom Y&P at least has some reality to it, and it’s time the Teen Mom Og and 2 girls realize that stardom will fade, so get living life to be somewhat prepared for what is ahead after this show.
It’s become a mess with nothing to be proud of, or necessary to see. Who cares Brianna is dating Javi. Lots more than that to worry about and handle.
The oldest (David), was just immature and ridiculous.
Thank you for the update. I am still watching this crazy show with you. Yes I believe Kailyn is dating Dom. Kailyn is getting more strange as the years roll by but her children all seem happy and well behaved. I do think Kailyn is a tad jealous of Javi and Brianna. Brianna ,Brittany and Kailyn’s new hind ends all look weird if you ask me.
Jenelle calling the police on Barb was a vindictive thing to do. It does not help Jace in the least. David and Jenelle deserve each other. They are scary ,I would not want them for neighbors. Jenelle getting angry because Nathan’s girlfriend hugged Barbara was so ridiculous and quiet delusional.
I am happy Chelsea seems to be doing so well. I wish her best of luck getting the visitation changed and Aubrey’s last name hyphenated.
I always worry about Leah’s “girles ” hurting the brown haired twin. I can’t keep any of the girls names straight. Of course she doesn’t want to be in a wheelchair,ok but where is the helmet,knee pads,elbow pads? The scenes were very cute except the Daddy’s butt stinks scenes. Since when is it ok for adults to say the word fart to children ? But yes it is tame compared to pulling guns on people , following them to their homes and continuing to reek havoc and screaming cuss words to the tops of their lungs to anyone and everyone.
We need all new teen moms and retire these women and just have a once a year check up on them like they used to do with family specials at Christmas. I am aging my self but like the Andy Williams Christmas specials each year, the Osmonds, and even Sonny and Cher. We could could have the teen moms Christmas special. See how many more children they have and all their baby daddy’s have. Who has been to jail,what cosmetic procedures they have had,who still hates who,who has had fights but keep getting their court dates delayed. This franchise could go on forever !
I have dieted and sweated all of my life trying to make the derrière smaller. The derrière has won the battle. It is so strange that someone would do that to their butt but that’s just me.
Watching David makes me really uncomfortable. Sure, Jenelles dated a lot of nitwits, drug addicts and alcohol abusers, but none of them felt sinister like he does.
Totally agree – sinister!
That guy who got her hooked on heroin was pretty bad. Could have killed her. At least they didn’t procreate.
You mean KEEFAH?
It was Keeffah wasn’t it? I don’t blame him 100% or maybe not at all. Jenelle May have been the first to share heroin. She always blames the ex. How about a thanking Courtland for taking the possession charge for her?
As I recall, Jenelle was heavy into pot before they met, but I lean toward Kieffer being no stranger to drugs when they met.
He is currently locked up due to felony charges of running a meth la b.
As for Dr Drew, he is a doctor and carries that with him in any interview.
He certainly stresses being a doctor in his current infomercial.
But he says he is not there to treat them. He especially emphasized that with Farrah for some reason 🙂
He is a doctor and a certified addiction specialist or he used to be. He probably makes more money in his tv gig.
Cortland’s jail mate was David Eason. Jenelle is a fool.
I’m not sure why Jenelle can be on drugs, assault people, engage in road rage, and make false police reports all while facing basically zero repercussions?
No kidding, 15 arrests and no lockup. Her longest time in jail was because Barb got tired of bailing her out. She was angry at Barb for that too.
It can’t last. There has to be a judge who will look at her record and decide to protect the community.
Of course Andrew was holding the baby. He will change the baby and play with the baby like Gary did if baby James is lucky.
I think it is time to let this go. These are grown women who are closer to 30 than 20 and three of them have not grown up.
Kail really needs to keep her business to herself. If she didn’t cheat on Jo she could have siblings, if she didn’t cheat on Javi she could have siblings, she then wanted a test tube and the dad absolutely had to have a bachelor degree but on the other hand maybe Chris could do the job. Two would have a sibling, two would not. I guess it all equalizes because two would have an involved father, two would not. Maybe Javi would be willing to fill that role. All she thinks about is what Kail wants. From the looks of the last reunion she is as ratchet as Briana. Kail is smart enough to keep it off camera.
Jenelle is a nightmare. She must have the best lawyer in the Carolinas to get away with 15 arrests and no real jail time. If she had pulled a gun on me, I would have been sitting on top of the DA’s desk until she was charged. CPS in NC must know of her behavior. Taking your kid to wreck cars and property then have a gunfight is not generally smiled upon by judges and the like. Crying over Kaiser was done for the benefit of the camera. They can use it in a custody’s suit. David has been in prison and At some point he will be back in and Jenelle will be there with him. This can’t keep going on.
When I caught a glimpse of Briana’s behind walking toward Kail’s room made me laugh. She looks like Dr. Miami had to add skin to stuff that butt like that. Her butt looked like a bag of leaves that should be on the side of the road. She has her sister to fight her fights. All Briana has to do is urge her on. She is cut from the same cloth as her mother and sister. They do the dirty work. Still she is the one who told Bone to be respectful or she would slap the fu*k out of her. She was walking and rocking that sweet baby at the time.
I live in North Carolina and actually called Child Protective Services this morning about a situation I’ve been worried about. This isn’t something I would normally do and this was my first time calling. Basically I was told that short of them walking into the home while the mother is passed out and the child unsupervised there is nothing they can do.
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I cannot stand Briana, not sure why they added her. Her family is horrible and they are going to teach Nova to be an aggressive, irrational harpie, too. I think we always thought Kail really screwed up with Javi, but seeing this thirsty, little bitch side of him makes me wonder what he was actually like in their relationship. So glad he didn’t get Briana pregnant during the time they were dating. Her butt looks so dumpy, just like Kail and Farrah’s…why is this a desired look?!
Jace needs to be removed from Barbara and Jenelle, it is a toxic environment all the way around. I am scared for his future. Someone needs to intervene or he will be incarcerated at 18. David and Jenelle fake crying was the most ridiculous thing I have seen in quite awhile. They are beyond delusional and just enjoy winding each other up rather than talking each other off the rage cliff. Nathan is an idiot who just wants a reaction from Jenelle, his mom needs to take Kaiser away from him and Jenelle.
Chelsea thriving and Leah being stable are nice reprieves from the mess.
Sorry to be so negative, but these episodes had some pretty vile behavior.
I see Jace has caught on to play Jenelle and Barb against each other for negative attention. That poor kid is a mess.
Kail is so full of herself. Glad Chelsea and Leah didn’t go along with her suggested walkout. I do agree she had a right to know that her kids were with trashy Briana. Javi thinks he such a stud. What a dolt.
Jenelle brings drama every year. She should be fined as much as Kenya if she doesn’t attend and participate in the reunion.