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The Drunk Obnoxious Redhead From Below Deck Attempts To Apologize

May 28, 2018 by tamaratattles 68 Comments

I can’t begin to purple pen this “apology letter” that the redhead with the lack of breeding wrote to Captain Sandy today, because it is completely illiterate. So here it is in its entirety. 

Dear Sandy . As a salty kid that grew up on big boats whether under sail or with stinky engines, I am deeply sorry to have insulted you… your crew as I’m sure you were aware of , except for a few key folks, were severely unprepared… I know you knew this. B no means could a captain on that tonnage not know:. You are an amazing skipper and know your stuff!!!

I’m apologize for my behavior but I’m used to a captain of your Caliber and in the carribean sea.. I’m truly sorry if I embarrassed you. I’m sure this means nothing to you but you are a fabulous captain.

As far as the food episode I was correct there are many volumes of ship’s and land etiquette …
I only have female captains on my boats always .
I admire you. I could not have handled a boat that Tonage by any means..: a 51 ft sail boat I could back wind with certain anchors but not what you can do.
I grew up in south Florida , Bahamas and the BVI.
You are lovely and an incredible excellent skipper.
I hope you think better of me . I was never skipper just a navigator..before gps stuff. I was born on the ocean but I also lived on large ranches. I hope that this mesage soothes the tension.
I was and am honored to have sailed with you.
Many thanks and many blessings
Us salty girls…
Ps. I would never look for a male unit in any harbor or anchorage globally… ever ….
You should come to the carribean… it’s so much more friendly I know it’s to shallow for the boats you captain but atleast everybody is friendly..:
If you do look for my boat ..: it’s 72ft cat called the Dreamcatcher… by well safe seas … oh my boat , what’s leftofitisi Tortola
Respect
Areca Whatmore

I mean, WTF? Clearly it was well past five o’clock somewhere. And a skipper is on like a fishing boat, or a day cruise around the lake. She’s still being insulting. How do you have a boat in the BVIs and not know how to spell Caribbean?

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  1. Meredith says

    May 28, 2018 at 11:47 pm

    Where was this posted? This woman is a hot mess express.

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  2. NewJerzeyBoy says

    May 28, 2018 at 11:50 pm

    If nothing else she is good tv. She united us all in our hatred for her. I hope they bring her back. Andy should have her on WWHL.

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    • Cherry Garcia says

      May 29, 2018 at 12:14 pm

      I agree! Andy should have her in a Dunk Tank for the Below Deck Finale! Then have a very easy word that everyone is sure to say frequently during the show & each time the word is said, they get to take a shot at dunking the readhead!! She’s grown up on boats & around water, so just a little more H2O shouldn’t hurt her! The question is, do they get to stop & take their shot at her in the Dunk Tank immediately after saying the secret word? OR…Do they add their “points”, which prevents constant interruptions & go at her “finale style” at the end of the show? I prefer adding up their points & letting her sweat it out – knowing how many shots they get to take at her!

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      • Amy says

        May 29, 2018 at 11:35 pm

        This lady was just a hot mess her letter made no sense love how she said she was born on the ocean!? Please explain!!😬

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    • Maki says

      June 1, 2018 at 3:22 pm

      She doesn’t deserve ANY more attention. She’s had her 15 mins of fame, and she’s done. What a rude, ignorant, beastly woman. She and her friends look for flaws wherever they are, or what they are doing, and don’t take a second to find the positive. They must lead sad, sad lives.

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      • Tequila Is My Thang says

        June 4, 2018 at 6:51 pm

        I totally agree with you. I “had” a friend who was just like her. She could never be happy and enjoy herself, she got off with finding fault. She has spoke down to the employees too, which I do not find cool to do. We traveled together a couple of times and after the last time I was done with Debbie Downer.

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  3. Rachy says

    May 28, 2018 at 11:53 pm

    Somebody was a few bottles deep when they wrote this.

    Reply
  4. LD says

    May 28, 2018 at 11:58 pm

    I knew the minute I saw ” those women” what was gonna happen …..cheapskates left pathetic tip!! They didn’t belong on that yacht!!

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    • Michele says

      September 10, 2018 at 8:31 am

      The big haired woman stole a lot of the top money from the others. The tip should have been $17,000. Each woman gave the big haired one, Nichelle, $3,500 and it was directly for the tip. She pocketed some of the $.

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      • Dixie Patton says

        September 11, 2018 at 8:09 pm

        I am sorry to think this ‘out loud’ but I would not be surprised if she did pocket a portion of the tip…How in the world can anyone talk and act as she did and not be ashamed…Even her “apology” letter left much to be desired…Her lack of knowledge regarding the correct use of punctuation, spelling or failing to correct typos, and inaccurate use of grammar indicates a lack of education and class…I don’t criticize anyone if they are not attractive but she is downright ‘fugley’ on the inside…She gives the impression that she thinks she is “all that” and she ISN’T…Grrrr

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        • Cathy in Oz says

          January 7, 2019 at 5:28 am

          I think I can explain this anomaly, there are three engineering crew as well as a second mate that would have shared in the tip. They don’t show them during the tip distribution but they are most definitely sharing the spoils – my husband works on these vessels and his yacht was considered for this show.

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  5. Marc says

    May 29, 2018 at 12:02 am

    Hilarious !

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  6. Gina says

    May 29, 2018 at 12:45 am

    *very truthfully threw up in my mouth a smidge*
    I’ve no idea who or what the hell the chapter book was in this group of women but it was bunk and painful as hell.
    As a previous in the hosp. industry employee. They all sucked very big ass balls. I know it’s cliche but I pick up on volumes of vibes when I am requiring hosp.industry workers .
    If it’s a weird ass smoked salmon thing or a stag party for my brother I despise and take mental note of assholes that treat any staff of a hosp. industry job like a mosquito. Im the person that hires a housekeeper but cleans beforehand because I don’t want her to do too much. Bartenders and servers alike.
    My 275# generator I had flown here tip them boys. That charter was gross and I hope they rewatch and get right with God. Even on a terrible experience in a flipping Steaknshake I tipped 30% because I don’t know her story and what she’s up against that day.
    On a yacht in Capri.. def not on your own dime and you want to act like it’s 3 am at a Dennys after dancing acting a fool at the local bar. I hope they rewatched and changed but my gramma always said “If they are still acting like that at 30 slim chances you can change them”
    Those females were in 50’s plus… no hope in expecting them to now get woke and be a human.

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    • tamaratattles says

      May 29, 2018 at 1:28 am

      Areca, is that you?

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      • GertieKat says

        May 29, 2018 at 2:14 am

        I thought the same.

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        • KathyD says

          May 29, 2018 at 2:10 pm

          Same writing style.

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      • thill says

        May 29, 2018 at 10:09 am

        bwahahahahahaha!

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      • Miamigirlonce says

        June 25, 2018 at 2:33 pm

        Oh poor Areca! So sad to see her like this. She used to be fun… … … … hahaha

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    • Aura39 says

      May 29, 2018 at 1:38 am

      Huh?

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    • Gretch says

      May 29, 2018 at 2:16 am

      Wtf if hosp. Industry. You’ve been in it so long, I would assume you could spell it. My bad.

      Reply
    • janabanana says

      May 29, 2018 at 6:25 pm

      Oh my gawd, I cannot stop laughing right now!!!!!!!

      Reply
  7. Erica says

    May 29, 2018 at 12:55 am

    Someone got into more than the sugar water, Edgar.

    You should go to the Caribbean, because people are friendlier. Is that because those cunts aren’t there?

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    • HPC says

      May 29, 2018 at 10:58 am

      That’s EXACTLY who she reminded me of! The MIB character!

      Reply
      • Floridagirl says

        May 29, 2018 at 12:33 pm

        Lol, I thought that line was from Disney Aristocats! So I just watched the MIB sugar water clip on YouTube. She does look like the redhead!!

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  8. therealdeb says

    May 29, 2018 at 12:59 am

    Holy what the fuck did I just read?? I had to try and read this several times to make sure it was really this poorly written and not just my dyslexia fucking with me. Makes zero sense, and all over the place. They were terrible charter guests and should have been thrown overboard.

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    • Lisak says

      May 29, 2018 at 1:27 pm

      I agree with you. I read it several times and laughed at something new everytime

      Reply
  9. GertieKat says

    May 29, 2018 at 1:05 am

    Is this an apology or an invitation? Or a veiled insult?

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  10. MuffinTop says

    May 29, 2018 at 1:22 am

    I guess that if your intended audience is in the Mediterranean and you don’t text, this is the equivalent of drunk dialing.

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  11. Fizz says

    May 29, 2018 at 1:28 am

    Hahahaha!!!! I personally think this letter is absolutely perfect! I wouldn’t expect anything more succinct or less jumbled to come out of this woman’s brain. Bless the people who actually have to interact with her on the regular.

    Reply
  12. tamaratattles says

    May 29, 2018 at 1:30 am

    I just realized that her name is apparently Erica and this is how the people that spawned her chose to spell it. It’s all making a lot of sense now and is a prime example of my People With Stupidly Spelled Names Come From Stupid Genes And Are Really Stupid rule.

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    • Meredith says

      May 29, 2018 at 3:42 am

      The only way I can spell that poor excuse for a woman’s name is ‘Awful’.

      Reply
    • Ark says

      May 29, 2018 at 11:30 am

      In her videos, that Michele chick pronounced it a-REE-ka (rhyms with eureka) but to me she will always be Erica.

      Why do I dislike her even more after her “apology”?

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      • rosalie says

        May 30, 2018 at 5:08 pm

        Was Michelle the one who knew the redhead beforehand? Because Areca is definitely the “let’s make her name EU-NEEK!” way of spelling Erica. Maybe she goes by uh-ree-ka because 1. she’s trying to seem like something she isn’t and 2. well, what I was going to say wasn’t very nice so I’ll leave it.

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        • Michele says

          September 10, 2018 at 8:37 am

          It’s Areca

          Reply
    • SJU says

      May 29, 2018 at 5:58 pm

      You know I live for this theory, TT.

      BTW, I eat my spaghetti in a bowl. I guess I better never charter a yacht.

      Reply
      • thill says

        May 29, 2018 at 6:00 pm

        Half the fine restaurants in NYC serve dishes in bowls. This woman is obviously classless as well as having no experience with fine dining. But to call the food “slop” is as low class as it gets.

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        • Suzanne D says

          May 30, 2018 at 1:42 pm

          To rudely refuse bread because you don’t eat it and call that wonderful meal slop, then demand a grilled cheese is about as trashy as it gets.

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          • [email protected] says

            June 2, 2018 at 11:58 pm

            Suzanne d, are you kidding me. That’s all you see wrong with their behavior? A”wreck”a the red head states she doesn’t eat starch or pasta or anything else she could cook herself at home then orders a grilled cheese. She constantly bragged about her supposed wealth yet almost all of her claims can be proven to be fabricated lies. She is clearly a used up hag with zero class and the social etiquette of farm animal. She is just gross! Gross! A net-negative to society. Areca Whatmore is gross!

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    • Taylor says

      June 25, 2018 at 7:08 pm

      I’m not going to defend her behavior but her name is a legitimate family legacy and has something to do with the Areca palm. Either her grandmother was named after the palm or the palm was named after her, I forget. I knew her in high school and her family was very gracious toward me.

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  13. GertieKat says

    May 29, 2018 at 2:16 am

    I thought the same.

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  14. Jane says

    May 29, 2018 at 3:34 am

    Those women were the most ignorant, rude and downright ugly inside and out, people I have ever seen and sadly I suspect they only got on the show to cause trouble to try and become famous. Everyone shouldn’t utter another word about them because thats what they want. If you don’t talk about them they will disappear back into the holes they crawled out of!! Disgusting, ignorant and classless are they words that should ever be used in reference to them and absolutely you should NEVER SPEAK THEIR NAMES!!!

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    • WHITESIDES says

      June 12, 2018 at 11:44 pm

      I agree completely. These women have no class whatsoever. They should be ashamed and embarrassed of themselves!!

      Reply
  15. Martin says

    May 29, 2018 at 4:24 am

    It is just bizarre.

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  16. Erma Gerd says

    May 29, 2018 at 6:45 am

    What the hell did I just read?

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  17. Kdwagz says

    May 29, 2018 at 8:35 am

    I googled her and saw she bought a 940K house in Atlanta in 2016 (if Zillow is correct). I’m bored on boat. Nice house, but you’d think she’d have more expensive digs if she’s sailing the Carribean on a regular basis. Not buying her rich shtick. I also don’t think she’s a real redhead. As a ginger, I’m pretty certain it’s a bad dye job. The color is off.

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    • Kdwagz says

      May 29, 2018 at 8:37 am

      Caribbean

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    • Chloe says

      May 31, 2018 at 2:01 am

      If Erica had simply written “Bravo STOP with the insane vaginal “rejuvenation”, that unfortunate night would have receded from my memory like a ship’s wake.

      Reply
  18. thill says

    May 29, 2018 at 10:12 am

    What a nightmare this woman is. And the primary was just as bad. Her parting shots were embarrassing — or at least I hope she was embarrassed when she was the show.

    I know it’s Sandy’s job to placate the guests, but afterwards I thought she should have been nicer to the crew, who suffered tremendously at these women’s hands.

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  19. Lynda says

    May 29, 2018 at 10:46 am

    She obviously has no class no matter how much money she thinks she has. It’s very sad what alcohol can do to a brain. She’s a very sick person and will obviously hit way below deck due to the progression of the disease.

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  20. HPC says

    May 29, 2018 at 11:03 am

    This “apology” is A’wreck’a, for sure…get it? 😜

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  21. JrLeaguer says

    May 29, 2018 at 11:10 am

    She was pretty deep in the drink to pen such a nonsensical tome.
    I absolutely cannot stand the standard Bravo apology, “I’m sorry IF….”

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  22. KathyD says

    May 29, 2018 at 2:12 pm

    Areca, if you want attention, get in your studio and make some art.

    Reply
  23. Tinigirl says

    May 29, 2018 at 2:36 pm

    I read the first portion and just scrolled down for comments. She was clearly not only drunk during the charter and apparently during the writing of the letter, but on something as well.

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    • Erica says

      May 30, 2018 at 1:49 pm

      Ambien?

      Reply
  24. Glenn says

    May 29, 2018 at 3:18 pm

    I bet that Areca woman wipes back to front.

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  25. BB says

    May 29, 2018 at 5:45 pm

    This sea hag is “SLOP” personified.
    Thank you for sharing, Tamara!

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  26. Desiree says

    May 29, 2018 at 7:13 pm

    Good Lord, my head hurt when I attempted to read that word salad she had written.. WTH? She was an awful charter guest and has absolutely no excuse.. Let’s hope she was in the cups when she wrote this mess..

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  27. MySharona says

    May 29, 2018 at 8:13 pm

    So…i did some research and this woman is delusional. She says she owns the catamaran “Dream Catcher” out of Tortola. “Dream Catcher” us a 57′ Lagoon 57 (NOT 72′) Shows it being owned and Captained by a French gentleman. You gave to provide your own food and cook your own meals. So much for Areca/Erica using female Captains only and is used to super luxury cruising. This woman is crazier than a shit house rat!. BTW, this boat sold for 375K not exactly a multi million yacht.

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  28. Stephanie E. says

    May 29, 2018 at 10:37 pm

    I’m actually starting to feel sympathy for this basket case of but balls because she’s clearly in need of manner training. She’s totally oblivious, and her apology rant iwas a poorly veiled attempt to undo the damage that was tossed at others because she’s a drunk, obnoxious, friend of people who shouldn’t have the money they have because they abuse the privelage of money. Not even my friends with ‘new money’s have ever behaved so disgustingly. And she totally reflectecs the whole ‘wickef step sister’ look and feel. Grossed out. It would be fun to chat with this obonination , which is why I’m using my real name and info……poor woman.

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  29. Erica says

    May 30, 2018 at 2:14 am

    TAMARA, THE LINK TO THIS ARTICLE WAS TWEETED OUT BY CAPTAIN SANDY!!

    HIIIIIIIIII SANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (fyi, I hope that you are as kind to Hannah as you are to Areca, cause you and I know that the above apology is a hot mess)

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  30. Laura Chacon says

    May 30, 2018 at 9:03 am

    There is a movie called “Going in style” and this lady Areca looks just like the actress Siobhan Fallon Hogan. In the movie she played a waitress.
    I was flipping through channels and stopped briefly on this movie and Siobhan came on and my jaw dropped. I instantly thought of this horrible horrible charter guest. I

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    • Chfis says

      July 3, 2018 at 4:43 pm

      That’s who I thought of immediately!

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      • Chfis says

        July 3, 2018 at 4:46 pm

        I remembered her from Seinfeld as Elaine’s roommate.

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  31. Cheychey says

    May 30, 2018 at 9:58 am

    The level of intitlement some of these people have is disgusting. I expect it to be amped up more than the norm because this is tv but when your portrayal is reality tv your just making yourself look like an ass. As someone who has worked in the hospitality industry I’ve seen that it’s never a good idea to be insulting to people who are handling your food or cleaning your rooms. Do these people realize that some people are very spiteful in their revenge towards this kind of treatment.

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  32. Kam says

    June 12, 2018 at 11:09 pm

    Ummm! No wonder they all are single! RUDE IGNORANT PEOPLE……they are treating the entire Caucasian staff like trash?????

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  33. Laura Ewen says

    June 13, 2018 at 4:07 pm

    “Ps. I would never look for a male unit in any harbor or anchorage globally… ever ….”

    Uhmm, EW! Exactly how does this statement (plus, let’s face it, ALL of what she ‘wrote’) have anything to do with an apology for her reprehensible behaviour?

    If you’ve seen her website for her, (cough, cough, GAG!) “Art”, take a wee moment to fully absorb the insanity of the ‘Artist Statement’.

    https://www.artslant.com/global/artists/show/56972-areca-whatmore?tab=PROFILE

    That ‘art’ tho-. “…Methchilde” indeed!!

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    • tamaratattles says

      June 13, 2018 at 4:51 pm

      Links to other sites are generally prohibited. However, this is sort of a must see, then can’t unsee.

      Reply
  34. Karma says

    July 20, 2018 at 11:30 pm

    I had the pleasure of knowing her growing up. She was a little bitch then and she’s a bitch now. How disgustingly insulting she was on that show. She’s a pathetic excuse for a woman. She was a drunk then and she’s a drunk now. All the money in the world will never make you a lady. I feel sorry for you
    Bring her on my boat and I will kick your fucking ass

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