I am starting off late. It’s the three hour Survivor finale. I cannot tell you how much more I care about than this. Also, I’ve had a bit of wine. So I am just get through this as quickly as I can and get back to Survivor. Did I mention I had wine for dinner? Apologies in advance.
Oh I love ANYTHING Christmas. When do the Christmas Lifetime movies start? I am already anticipating. I love Christmas! (Insert Elf gif here). I also love the annual trip to Blue Stone Manor.
Apparently, Sonja gave away some of her pets. First I typed pants. lol. I made a funny. But Sonja is getting the worst edit ever. OMG. I once slept with three guys in a twenty-four hour period. I was returning to my college stomping grounds and well, IT JUST HAPPENED. Someone remind me to delete this tomorrow. I don’t regret it. The twenties were my best years.
Carole is rallying the troops against Bethenny. And by troops I mean Ramona and Dorinda. Dorinda brings up the fact that Adam wanted to be paid for charity work. Carole is pissed that Bethenny has been “talking about Adam behind her back.” Both Dorinda and Ramona like that Carole is actually speaking her mind. So do I. But a moderate level of sanity is needed.
OMG! I LOVE CHRISTMAS! Sorry. Kevin, Bethenny’s driver, is my favorite case memeber.
If someone gives you a chia pet, will you get chia seeds? These are thingOr s I thing about. I love snow globes! Sadly, you can’t travel with snow globes anymore. So they are out as gifts because I am moving to Uruguay. Or Charleston, or somewhere.
Ramona is dumb.
Muchlike Luann, I love a Merlot. But she likes the expensive ones and I like the cheap Chilean ones. In my opinion, cheap Merlots are the best Merlots. I once went to a very expensive restaurant where a VERY expensive bottle of red was purchased. IT WAS AWFUL and they were all in love with the pricetag. Cheap Chilean Merlot is the best wine on earth. FACT. And um, cheers!
Dorinda lays down some very normal rules that anyone with a brain would know. Don’t fuck up her home. Don’t touch her shit. Be respectful. Luann is sharing a room with Sonja. Sonja takes photos of all the rooms imperfections so she doesn’t get blamed. I don’t blame her.
I would like this episode more if I were not missing Survivor to watch it. Spoiler Alert! I will not be getting to putting up the Survivor finale until tomorrow. Because, wine.
Bethenny is always the smartest person in the room. She just is. It’s like and idiot savant in the same gifted class as the retards. Sorry not sorry. Save your comments.
This whole thing is stupid. At least Dorinda eats some salad. No one else is eating. I can’t eat when I am drunk either.
Dorinda stirs the pot between Bethenny and Carole. Carole tries to play the victim. Carole says she has heard that either Bethenny is pissed because her boy toy would not work for her for free or it is because of Carole’s level of support for her charity. In Bethenny’s talking head she says that she didn’t hear from Carole about Puerto Rico. Carole says she killed a Page Six story about there being beef between them. Hmmm I wonder where they heard that? And Carole killed the story. I tried to tell you all this DURING FILMING. I love you guys but when I give filming spoilers that I get from great source you tend to argue with me. I’m just saying. I’m not some random Jane anymore I know what is going on. And I believe Bethenny was hurt that Carole was not contributing. I’vre asked rich friends to contribute to several things, it’s humbling.
Also Bethenny thinks Dorinda called Page Six on her about something she only told her. You know what? The social media person who worked for Dorinda is my likely suspect. Dorinda claims it was not her and I don’t see her calling anyone but the social media person can make a buck. Don’t ask me how I know this.
I totally believe Bethenny in this fight with Carole.
#Sorry Not Sorry