It’s finally time for the whole gang to get together at Langmore Cabin. I don’t understand why Maddie didn’t change her truck for a new vehicle since Patrick has already seen her in it. I don’t understand why Patrick is tailing her so close since he has her on his GPS system. And why is he getting out of the car to go inside the truck stop? Is it me or is he not a very good FBI agent? Ah she did ditch the truck and hitched a ride with a female trucker to the cabin. That makes a lot more sense. Did she leave her phone in the other truck? Patrick eventually gets in touch with the female truck driver who tells him she dropped her off at Lake George.
Meanwhile the TOV are a bunch of sad sacks. Erza blames himself for his father’s “death.” And Richard is sure they are all going to die. The TOV try to arm themselves in advance of the doctor’s package arriving. Sadly, there are no guns in the house just a large collection of antique medieval weapons. They are getting ready to literally go all medieval on someone’s ass. heh. So they head out to the yard to do some target practice. Jules has the titular line this week when she says, “Maid Marian on her tip-toed feet after Ezra performs poorly. Then the TOV get silly, and exhausted, with some mock sword fighting. Ezra had a lot of anger to get out.
Max’s knife wound has become infected and his is a bit ill as a result.
Lenny shows up to make dinner for the TOV. She has excellent knife skills. Maddie arrives and realizes that Lenny is there. Apparently, the main course to Lenny’s dinner is the assignment from The Doctor. The mark is Charlotte Grovener, she lives in Burlington VT. She collects Toby jugs. She recently scooped one up in Scottsdale Arizona. In other words, the bumblers need to go get the ring back from this woman. She has new identities for all of them. Lenny says all they have to do is get the ring an deliver it to the doctor and they will be home free. I don’t believe her, but they have no other options at the moment. Max and Sally are waiting for them in Burlington to watch over them. Lenny leaves them with the parting words,”I do hope you never have to see me again.” I agree. THAT would be bad. Very bad.
This calls for more wine from the TOV and for me. I Googled and Toby Jugs are a real thing. They don’t seem to be that valuable though, one is on Etsy for $9. There is a Toby Jug Museum though if you are interested.
Sally goes to a drug store to get something to stop Max’s infection. It appears she is going to cause a distraction by putting a mento into a liter of club soda and shaking it up. Again, Google verifies that a mento in a bottle of carbonated beverage will result in a huge explosion. How did I ever survive without Google? I must use it ten times a day. Anyway the pharmacist goes to help people in the explosion and Sally hops over the counter to get antibiotics for Max. As she tends to Max she shares a bit of her time with The Doctor. She was begging him just to let her die. But he wouldn’t. She tells Max not to die on her. Not just yet. Max feels awful. Clearly these two need each other.
Back at the cabin, Ezra is drinking wine straight from the bottle on one balcony, when he sees something/someone out in the yard. Next, someone puts a burlap bag over Jules’ head. It was Maddie and she has Jules tied up and is interrogating her about her dinner with Lenny. How does Maddie know about Sophia. That seems to be what she really wants to know about. Clearly, she is in love with Ezra and he is in love with her. This could get interesting because I don’t think we have seen the last of Sophia.
Meanwhile, Richard is rehearsing his new identity when Ezra shows up and says they need to find Jules. He has an idea. What he finds instead it Maddie. Maddie is embarrassed to realize that Ezra has not been texting her. It’s been Sally this whole time. When Maddie texts Sally, she tells Max their plan is on. It looks like the TOV and Maddie, Sally and Max are all going to try to take The Doctor out. Max and Sally arrive at the cabin. Maddie is really happy to see Sally alive and… sort of well.
Sally explains to the TOV that The Doctor doesn’t even really want the ring. It may not even still be there. She and Max are damaged goods. He still thinks Maddie is in the wind. He needs a new team and he has decided the TOV are it. So Sally says they need to work together to take out The Doctor.
Meanwhile, Patrick has called in the local FBI and they are surrounding the house. Sally wants to turn The Doctor over to the FBI. Ezra says the six of them need to work together to take The Doctor for everything he has before turning him over to the FBI. Meanwhile, outside the house the local FBI idiot wants to take over for Patrick. That is not going to happen. They raid the house but the new trio of six used the escape tunnel and are gone with the wind.
Ezra sends Patrick a video. He says to just relax. They will give him the ring and The Doctor. Be patient. They will be in touch.
The TOV drops off Max, Maddie and Sally at a car dealership. They are splitting up. Ezra says there is no way they can trust them, but they have to do this anyway. It’s clear Maddie and Ezra still love each other.
Only three episodes left. And they actually said “OF THIS SEASON!!!” So perhaps there is a God and we will get a third?
They have less than half of the average of last season. But they could have negotiated a two season deal?