I wasn’t planning on recapping this until I read the blurb and it promises unseen footage. So I am going to half-heartedly recap it. I have been in a full-blown panic attack mode all day today and nothing seems to stop it. So apologies, but I am really out of it today.
We do in fact start with new footage of Teddi and her husband buying another house. Then we see Teddi’s husband buying a new Lamborghini. This is the kind of stuff we should be seeing on the show. Guys buying $300K cars. We also saw Kyle shopping for fake furs. Also fun.
Ken and LVP have been married for 35 years. They decided to stay in and hire a personal chef. I mean why go anywhere when you live a Villa Rosa? LVP wants lingerie.
Camille goes shopping at the Museum of Sex in NYC and pretends she doesn’t know what a flogger is.
Dorit lies to Boy George about Teddi. You can tell the lies are huge because her accent is thick. It’s glass gate all over again.
We get a cutting room floor scene from the reunion about LVP’s dogs dying and everyone else’s dog. It’s been a rough time for LVP lately. Giggy has heart problems now. Ken must be beside himself with worry.
Kyle is one of the few housewives across the franchises that actually cooks meals for her family. Mauricio is building a beach house Punta Mita. Kyle and all of her kids are becoming Mexican citizens and will have dual citizenship.
In Tokyo, Rinna tells Erika that both her girls got tattoos, much to her dismay. Delilah got a small evil eye right behind he ear and Emilia go Saturn! The planet! Also right behind her ear. Erika talks about how she abandoned her son as a child. Oh wait, no she didn’t because that never happened. She talked about him being six years old and carrying Tom’s briefcase in to the courtroom for trials. He used to go to work with Tom a lot and hang out at the office. Erika was twenty when she had her son.
We got some scenes of Dorit “parenting” her two children. She doesn’t seem to know what she is doing. The kids sure are cute though. They do not listen to a word she says.
LVP and Teddi went to look at a horse for Teddi to rent for an upcoming horse show. We are treated to a lengthy discussion about Ken’s kidney stone. I could have done without that visual. I do like LVP and Teddi together, Teddi brings out LVP’s fun side. Teddi has this insane care with doors that open up and down. It’s insane! I have no idea what it is but I am sure it is expensive. She can’t even figure out how to lock the doors. The horse is gorgeous.
Why the heck did they cut this scene of a lunch with Rinna and Erika at Camille’s beach house? I love Camille’s new beach house. This is what we should have been watching all season! The topic is plastic surgery. Rinna is ready for a facelift. Rinna says she thinks LVP has had a facelift.
In another fun scene, the ladies played giant Jenga on the deck of Teddi’s beach house. Then we see all the healthy dishes that Teddi cooked. Teddi reveals that she got a tattoo in the eighth grade.
This was probably the best episode of the entire season, and I almost didn’t even watch it!