I don’t understand how I can be taping RHOBH and Below Deck right after and Below Deck is cut off at the beginning. It boggles my mind. This season Hannah and Adam are back working for Captain Sandy but we have all new interior and exterior staff other than those two. The boat for this season is Taliman and it is huge at almost 180 feet! It’s the biggest yacht Sandy has ever captained.
Sandy says both Hannah and Adam were nearly fired on the last season and there will be no second chances for them this season. Hannah already has the hots for Joao. The Bosun this season, Conrad is only 23 and people are already being a bit dismissive of him. Joao is already talking over him when he gives out orders. Jamie is our female deckhand this season. Kasey this season’s third stew has told us several times that she isn’t stupid. So clearly she’s the dumb one this season. She’s never done her own laundry. She’s about to get a Master’s Degree in laundry really quickly. I am already worried that she won’t make it through the full season. Kasey is sea sick the second they pull out of the harbour.
The guests are already being very demanding. Nuts seem to be very crucial to their happiness. And they are not getting them quickly enough. They are already pissy half an hour into the charter. While Kasey is puking, the guests want to take the tinder to another large boat hoping to find some potential husbands. Not surprisingly the other boats have no interest in a bunch of drunk ladies boarding their boats.
The women are pissed that they got Italian food that they asked for. It’s pasta with fish in a bowl! They do not eat out of bowls. Dogs eat out of bowls! This is simply unacceptable. Seriously? It looks delicious. The woman who doesn’t eat pasta orders macaroni and cheese instead. Typically on this show these all female groups are the worst. One particularly drunk and obnoxious guests keeps saying random things like her mother killed all the peacocks when she went through menopause. She also shot a zebra who is currently lying on their living room floor as a rug I presume. They are just really awful people. Then one of them asks for spaghetti. Because they don’t like pasta. Others want grilled cheese sandwiches because the love fish and pasta dish was more of a lunch than a dinner, but nothing says high end dinner like grilled cheese sandwiches. If you are six years old.
On the second day of charter Kasey is still very sea sick and fairly useless. Hannah already wants a new stew. The next morning the ladies are still crabby and complaining. The primary wants to talk to the captain. On top of all of that a storm is rolling in.
This season looks like it is full of drama. Conrad and Hannah hook up causing all sorts of issues on the boat and Sandy is ready to fire both of them. The guests seem more obnoxious than usual. How long will Kasey last?