Andy literally is not finished introducing Ramona when she grabs his hand and sprays some of her new face cream on the back of it and does a plug. Andrew is not amused. It seems he is not a fan of hand cream unless he is… well, let your mind wander.
Ramona brought Missy as her plus one to the show and she is sitting in the front row next to Ryan’s wife. Am I the only one who wonders if Ramona hires all those women that show up to her birthday party every year? She always says she has known them for thirty years and has ever so many friends and yet she brings Missy to the clubhouse?
Andy says it is great to see her and he always loves it when she appears. Wow. Luann is the Kenya of RHONY. Andy just loves to crap on them both.
Ryan says that $32K a month for Sonja’s apartment is in the ballpark. He would have listed it at $30K. He thinks Bethenny’s flip in the Hamptons is a good deal.
Andy plays a very dramatic montage of the rise and fall of Ramonja replete with dramatic music and black and white scenes. Ramona tries to pretend like she has feelings. She doesn’t. So she gets tongue-tied and doesn’t know what she is supposed to say.
Ramona watched the scene with Bethenny and Dorinda on the plane and said she has seen Bethenny drunk before too. And that Dorinda was a little “in nib ree ated.” She had a little too much to drink. Wow. That is not a friend. Bethenny is the friend to Dorinda in this situation. I doubt it will be appreciated though.
Ramona says the reason she keeps inviting Missy to parties is because they are friends and they see each other once a week and talk every other day and she is not going to let Luann affect her friendship.
Andy asks Ryan if he is still in touch with Luis. He says they email once in a while and keep up with each other on Instagram and that Luis is living the life! Andy agrees and wants to know where Luis is getting his money Ryan says he doesn’t know. It’s true Luis has been all over the world non-stop since quitting the show. In every country he is with the richest people doing the most incredible things. I wish Bravo would have sent a camera with him or something. He is fascinating.
Take creepy woman who is in love with Andy calls in and after asking to see his butt and some discussion about and forth about Andy’s “tiny hiney” she wants to know from Ramona of all the awful things she has done over the past ten years on the show, what is the thing you regret most. Did you see, “I have no regrets.” coming? Because I knew she would say that before the question was even finished. Ramona has no regrets because she has no empathy. Andy tries to get her to reconsider and Ramona screeches at him to stop instigating.
Apparently, Ramona treats the WWHL staff the same way she does hotel employees. Each time she comes she doesn’t even remember they have met many times so they play a game where Ryan has to guess if Ramona will know the names of the staffers she is photographed with. Ryan can get these all right just by guessing no every time. I’d bet on it. I was right. And she held her product up in every selfie.
A viewer (aka Andy pretending) asks if she felt vindicated when she found out Mario’s girlfriend was cheating on him. She tersely tells Andy that she doesn’t really care.
Ramona says the she loved Luann’s cabaret show. It was lots of fun. Ramona says she has a shitty voice and can’t sing. Then she blurts out, “I could use autotune like Luann!”
The Mazel goes to Cynthia Nixon for her slogan in a campaign speech recently, “Vote for the homo not for the Cuomo. ” Love it.
Apparently we are really missing something by not watching Sell It Like Serhant. I may have to watch it on Demand. But everyone who loves it says they cry on every episode. So maybe not.
I expected a lot more discussion about Bethenny’s humanitarian work and Dorinda’s obvious drinking struggles.
On the after show, Andy lets up know that she is very particular about the temperature of the room she is in and always lets him know she wants the temperature to be 65 degrees. The clubhouse is too cold for her liking. She also calls Andy before the reunions and reminds him about her temperature requirement and suggests he call Carole and tell her to dress accordingly because Carole has no body fat.
A caller asked Ramona about Bethenny’s comment that Dorinda treats her worse than Ramona. Ramona said Bethenny is Bethenny, she’s just not a nice person and never has anything nice to say about anybody. Ramona is the Dorit of RHONY. She accuses everyone else of doing the things she does and tries to paint herself as the victim.
Ramona continuously tried to answer Ryan’s real estate questions.
Ramona was asked about the breakup between Carole and Bethenny and she said that Bethenny is the kind of friend that is always waiting for you to do something wrong so that she can never forgive you. She said Carole said she saw that in their relationship and said she just tried to never do anything wrong. Ramona said that was just too difficult of Carole and she could stand all the work it involves to be friends with Bethenny anymore.
I wrote this last night and decided to wait until today to look for photos. Then I forgot I wrote it. Ooops.