Like Sonja Morgan, I may have peed a little when I discovered Lea Michele is on this episode of Watch What Happens Live. I am just so in love with the theory that Lea Michele can’t read that I delight in trying to catch her fake reading on every show she is on. I love me some oddball conspiracy theory. I want Andy to address it and have her grab a book of the clubhouse shelf, open to a random page and read something out loud!
Andy starts right in on the Bethenny and Carole breakup by playing a clip of Carole on WWHL where she said. “Everything Bethenny said is not true.” Bethenny says that most people would disagree with that comment because everything she says is always true. I have no idea what she is talking about after that. My brain is not being very cooperative today so maybe it is just me. Bethenny said she doesn’t talk about Carole that much in her interviews. Then she says that there was a shift (a shift in what?) and when you come on a show where there so many people involved in it (she didn’t just come on the show and involved in what?) it becomes even bigger. (WHAT IS ‘IT?’). Andy says “it” gets more intense as the season goes on. Bethenny says. “the way you react to something is as important as the initial something.” She said “they had a “shift” that I didn’t think was that big of a deal. But everything I said was what was going on. There had been a little bit of a shift. And I did invite her to stay at my house in the Hamptons. And she said she was staying with Tinsley and it was a little bit late in the game but I had Dennis there and my daughter and they would not have been able to film in the house with her daughter there. ” Clear as mud, right?
Bethenny says Carole did donate to her charity and she is very grateful to all the women who donated. Sonja was the only one who did not donate and that’s fine she can donate to whatever she wants to donate to.
In the rift between Sonja and Ramona, most people are on Ramona’s side. Because Ramona is so sane, logical and supportive.
Bethenny’s boobs look fantastic tonight. Did she get them perked up a bit? Bethenny is team Dorit and that bothers me. She is not a fan of Kim Biermann though, so there’s that. Someone asks Bethenny which of her cast mates has slept with the most men. She says it’s a dead heat between Luann and Sonja. Too close to call. Andy wants a poll for that question.
Andy shows a clip of an unintelligible Dorinda embarrassing the hell out of Bethenny at a dinner with her charity crew the night before they are supposed to go to Puerto Rico. Bethenny suggests that Dorinda shouldn’t come as she see the situation as so hopeless. I am profoundly embarrassed on behalf of Dorinda. This is very difficult to watch. Everyone seems to react the same way. Andy just says, “That’s a doozy” and goes to the slut shaming poll. Sonja wins the slut poll by 81%.
Bethenny and Jill are staying in touch and they have a good relationship now. This should have been the lead story!!!
Bethenny talks about B Strong and how over fifty million dollars of relief has been distribute to Puerto Rico and many other areas. I hope that one commenter in Florida got her light bulb for her street light too. Then she says that Andy donated a plane. I believe he donated the cost of a flight. I don’t think he has a plane. This was confirmed on the after show.
Andy confirms that Erika had a bad migraine at the reunion.
On the after show Lea Michele is asked about the conspiracy theory about her illiteracy. She goes on and on about how ridiculous it is. Bethenny hands her a cue card and asks her to read it. She says, “Bethenny, laughs and says Dorinda.” ONCE AGAIN SHE DID NOT READ A THING.
Apparently Dorinda gave an interview where she is mad at Bethenny for calling her a drunk. Seriously? Has she seen this episode? She needs rehab and a crisis PR person. Bethenny said she was most certainly a drunk in Miami.
This was a juicy episode.