I almost didn’t remember to watch this. I was setting up to recap #MAFS when for some reason I remembered seeing RHOBH photos in my inbox from the lovely Lady C. So you can thank her for this recap because my DVR showed it as a repeat. If the DVR or Lady C don’t remind me what I am supposed to be doing, I’m totally lost. So let’s get to women screaming at each other.
I already have a building hatred for Dorit before we even start. The LVP wants to start this episode with her playing with the sequins on her boobs. Next we see all the fancy purses and coats and boots the women have flaunted this season. Kyle mutters with every bag of hers show, gone, gone, they are all gone. That’s so sad. Erika says that she makes the 40K a month for her expenses herself. Teddi says she got small breast implants right before the show. Someone asks about LVP’s pink Chanel luggage because she has been looking and can’t find it anywhere. That’s probably because it’s a knockoff.
It’s time to talk about Kyle’s break-in. Kyle says that she had everything locked down in her closet. Yet they still got everything, all her handbags and jewelry except what she had on her body. Andy wants a dollar figure. So rude. It’s over a million in jewelry alone. She very upset about her mother’s jewelry that she planned to hand down to her kids. Nothing has been recovered. The security system was being installed by Edwin at the time of the burglary but was not fully functional yet. LVP sent Kyle a Chanel bag for her birthday. Kyle was very touched. She is not sure she wants to stay in the house anymore. I know all of those feelings having been robbed myself. She says she hopes she can get past it.
Next the inexplicable threesome of Erika, Rinna and Dorit. I just can’t. We’re going back to the golden goose shit hair days. Dorit apologizes for herself and PK. Both Erika and Rinna are also good with PK. LVP says to know PK is to love him. What does this man have on her? I need this information.
Next up, Camille arrives with her giant engagement ring. Andy asks how it stacks up to Kelsey’s. She says Kelsey’s was smaller. Are they still talking about the ring? Camille does not speak to Kelsey at all. Andy talks about how she was the most hated housewife in her first season and this year everyone was thrilled to have season one Camille back. My source that the reason Camille lost her diamond was because she has an NDA with Kelsey and was not allowed to discuss anything about him on the show at all. Now that she has her new husband, her storyline will open up a bit more. We shall see. I find it abhorrent that these shows about women are so dependent on them having a man to discuss. This could be a problem for Erika next season as well. I’m just saying. Blind Item reveal. Now we know what that fancy Weho apartment aka “clubhouse” was all about. Allegedly.
Camille is wearing the infamous ballgag as a bracelet. Andy wants it for the clubhouse, so of course he gets it. Someone asks why Dorit made such a big deal about the ball gag when it was just a little joke like the panties she gave Erika in the previous season. She says it was at LVP’s elegant birthday party (where she acted like a total ass) plus she says she had moved on from the Camille situation. Sorry I suddenly needed another glass of wine.
Allison Dubois stopped speaking to Camille after the dinner from hell. Am I the only one who likes the scenes from the breaks better than the actual show? As soon as I type that we get a scene with LVP and Dorit during the lunch break. LVP took her dress off for the hour break, got in a robe and recurled her hair! Who does that? Dorit says that she hates that Teddi gets her so wound up. She says Teddi has such a superior attitude. Dorit is mentally ill. She is the one with the superior attitude replete with a fake accent than tends to crescendo with every lie. Teddi is the laid back housewife Carole Radziwill wishes she could be.
Meanwhile Kyle and Teddi talk about Dorit. Teddi says she has stood up for Dorit on social media, she texted her directly and she doesn’t respond. She says that Dorit retweets bad stuff about her and she’s not mad at Dorit. But Dorit seems really angry with her. This two are eating.
Dorit tells LVP that Teddi said she help the Guiness World Book record as the person that deflects the most. This is so true! I’d retweet that and I don’t ever tweet these fools unless I have something nice to say. See mama? I do listen sometimes. These two are not eating.
This looks like it could be a bad segment for Dorit. This makes me happy. I want her to flip out and leave. Forever. I’m not sure what Teddi is apologizing for but I wish she would not. I do not have enough rosé for this. Ha! As soon as I type that and zip through the commercial Andy asks, “Who would be mad if they were served rosé in a champagne glass. I am not going to recap this because this was a COMPLETELY production driven fact storyline and they are all acting right now. LVP is taking Teddi’s side. That is good news for Teddi. Dorit apologizes to Teddi for making her feel uncomfortable in her own house. Camille said she had a great time at Teddi’s house. Camille brings up Erika leaving the party at Teddi’s.
I’m sorry and I need Dorit AND Erika Jayne off my TV at this point. Erika Jayne may be behind all the rumors that she is leaving over the Tom situation. They might be fine as frog fuzz and she just wants out or knows she is out. The latter is more likely. Teddi is sounding like the kind of girl who is uncomfortable sitting alone drinking wine in a restaurant for an hour. That saddens me. When are women, or people even, I know guys that are the same way going to start being comfortable doing things on their own? I learned to do this at 16 reading forbidden Cosmopolitan Magazine and immediately went into action and drove myself for like the fifth time alone to a movie. In my forties I was ridiculed at work for vacationing in “honeymoon destinations” alone as if I wasn’t allowed to be there. And now that I am fat as a barn I still slide up to the bar and eat and drink and chat with the bartender and/or read a book. It’s very relaxing. So how can someone as beautiful as Teddi who is married, rich and has the perfect little family uncomfortable with herself spending an hour in a restaurant alone drinking wine? I will say if I am dining at a table I do need reading material of some sort, otherwise it is kind of boring. Anyway, sorry for the rant. Recapping Dorit on a reunion escalates my drinking and I haven’t eaten today. I seriously have no food in this house. Dorit is a cunt. Kyle sticks up for Teddi. MORE BONUS POINTS FOR TEDDI. I feel hopeful that Teddi will stay and Dorit will go with a Camille replacement. This is not information from my source just how I feel awhile watching the show.
Camille and Dorit hug it out on a backstage break. This seems out of nowhere. Camille seems to be smoothing her way to a diamond.
Oh next we get an entire segment on LVP and Teddi bonding. More good news! And LVP and Dorit NOT bonding as much. YAAAS Gurl!
I just burned out at the end when LVP as trying to explain why she didn’t want Dorit in her magazine. I think the theme was Dorit is a cunt.
Dammit, I knew it! And hell, not just moiself, but all the commenters in that Blind who guessed Erika Jayne. And heh, I had a hunch that clubhouse was meant for more than just “extra closet space”.
Oh, and btw, I tend to love LVP on RHOBH and VPR, and perhaps I’ve been way too willing to cut her slack on both shows, and yet even I’ve reached my wit’s end trying to figure out why she’s tolerated so much of Dorit’s bullshit. Is it terrible that I loved the big reveal of the Dorit-less Beverly Hills Lifestyle cover?
I hope not because I giggled like a school girl at Dorit’s magazine demize.
Just for the record, I swear I recall that Dorit didn’t have her glam squad glam her up the day of the photo shoot because she had been told they would just be using her hands and chest. She ended up with exactly what she originally expected.
And considering how she even managed to backstab her supposed bestie LVP, why would Dorit think she’s entitled to the cover in the first place?
And for that matter, does she even really require the cover in the first place? I can’t help but think of RHOC S8, when Lydia had to explain to Heather Dubrow why she wasn’t entitled to the Beverly Hills Lifestyle cover. Jeez, there’s another housewife who ultimately wore out her welcome.
I’m a fan of LVP too.
Yep. She and Kyle have made RHOBH what it is today. I really hope fellow OG Camille rejoins them next season. Erika has lost her luster for me, I’m on the fence with Rinna, and Dorit just needs to exit to the left already.
Dorit IS a cunt and so is Erika. I really hope they both are gone next season.
As for Teddi not wanting to sit alone? I hate it also. I’d rather be at home with my puppies eating or cooking.
I cannot stand Erika. Andy can’t get rid of her or else all of the gays would hate him. I fast forward on anything having to do with Erika if she is not with the other housewives. She is disgusting and arrogant.
How about it. I’m startimg to think she’s a man in drag. Why does she think acting like a mental patient who can’t control her temper is cool. And as far as Dorit, she accused Teddi of all of her own bad behavior. What a twisted effer.
I don’t mind eating out or seeing a movie by myself. However, although I’m childless, I’d be upset hiring a babysitter to drive to meet a woman I want to know better and than I’m stood up. Love how Teddi told Dorit not to gaslight her comments. Perfect comeback to a manipulating delusional woman.
And show of hands. Who thought that Dorit’s “high fashion” bathing suits look like they could be purchased at Target?
Dorit looked like she had no idea what Teddi meant when Teddi made the gaslight comment. It went right over Dorit’s head.
Agree with the Target statement. Not high fashion at all.
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Dorito came to the reunion in a glossy purple bathrobe and a mass of hairpins in her uncombed hair. What a mess. Hairpins are not a beauty aid. Bet she decorates gifts with tons of scotch tape too. Dorito has no manners, class or charm. She does have an out-of-control, quick temper and a big mouth.
Agree with the Target statement, too.
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Dorit came to the reunion in a glossy purple bathrobe and a mass of hairpins in her uncombed hair. What a mess. Hairpins are not a beauty aid. Bet she decorates gifts with tons of scotch tape too. Dorit has no manners, class or charm. She does have an out-of-control, quick temper and a big mouth.
I think this is something different. When I go alone to a restaurant I am comfortable, but this is the plan from the beginning. Showing up to a meeting, saying to a waiter “I’m waiting for someone” and then sitting alone for 60 minutes is something else 🙂
Yes, exactly.
I got the impression sitting “alone” while being filmed waiting for someone you’re going to be filming with was what felt uncomfortable
It’s like being filmed being “stood up” — would feel a bit weird.
I do not understand the way Dorit’s brain works. She is a fucking cunt and she keeps blaming Teddi and Camille for her bullshit. I r rally hope she goes away, like far away and takes the little fat man with her! I kind of think Teddi isn’t used to dealing with women like this, I think she is more used to real/normal people, whatever that is. I feel badly for Kyle, and I understand her feeling on her home being violated but I hope to god she stays there. That place is a showcase. Still live Erika, can’t help it I do. I cannot see how she can be friends with Dorit, I would love for her to just cut Dorit to the bone. LVP needs to just go, she is becoming too old to be in all this shit. The way she plays people like nobodies business.
I still like Erika too. My biggest Erika disappointment this season was that she was friendly with Dorit. I counted 12 bobby pins on Dorit’s head at th end of the show. I was sure I only counted 11 last week.
I’m hoping LVP is so involved with her Pump employees that she drops RHOBH and just hangs out over there next season.
Dorit’s brain works?
I know, I’m giving her the benefit of the doubt. I fucking hate Dorit
if anyone should leave the show is Dorit and her asshole husband P….K. She is a lyer and causes all the trouble. She sucks and her bathing suit line sucks… PHONY Dorit…
Kyle’s new home WAS beautiful before she and Faith started ruining it.
That big blanket on the back of the sofa with the brand “Chanel” was tacky. I also think clothes and handbags with the designer’s name all over them are tacky.
While giving people a tour of her house she said they were going to replace the classic wooden stair banister with wrought iron. That’s a detail for a Spanish or Italian villa style of house, not the traditional mansion she bought!
I was horrified by Fay’s decorating and, even more, with the plan to replace the wood banister. Such bad taste.
Can`t wait to see the 15 foot lighted quartz table, how tacky! Get out now Kyle, you have been sent a powerful message.
The pricey bags have a logo if you look for it.. the Birken is recognized by its profile but Hermès bags don’t scream the name. I have a friend who only carries Louis Vuitton. It’s her status symbol and and an easy out for her husband on holiday’s, birthday’s etc. I have to really look to find the LV on the bag. The signature LV bag is not only fugly but promotional. It is cheap in LV terms. The last time I saw one it was slung over Melissa Gorga’s shoulder.
No, no, no! Get rid of LVP? Which also means getting rid of my beloved Ken? Bite your tongue, RealDeb. She’s not too old for the show and her sense of humor and wonderfully appropriate snarkiness make my day. Despite her friendship with PK, she still stays true to what she’s feeling and very cleverly puts Dorit in her place. I don’t believe for a second that she’d have anything to do with Dorit if it weren’t for the fact that she’s PK’s wife, and I don’t believe she even likes her, but has to act like she does so as not to offend PK. I have a horrible feeling that Dorit will be back next season. Can you imagine Bravo letting such a crazy, delusional bitch slip through their fingers?
No no no, no one is allowed to get rid of LVP. I think Teddi could be fun if Dorit gets off her back. No no i, don’t get rid of Teddi. Maybe Rinna could go. She was on the end of the sofa this round
Dorit’s a crazymaker and not fabulous enough to be amusing about it. Over her.
Dorit is like fingernails on a chalkboard. And she looked better the day her “glam squad” was provided by the magazine. Her hair looks laughable way too often, like she’s had it done by a beauty school attendee who is trying to look avant guard and misses the boat.
I can not follow what ever it is that Dorit is trying to say. She makes absolutely no sense and listening to her is beyond annoying. I would walk away from her if she started in with me. Arguing with her is like arguing with a drunk. No winning. And someone please tell me what anyone is apologizing to her! Easier to just skip part three. And Erika is nauseating. We can all hate Mr. GIRARDI for creating this monster. Anna Nichole 2,0.
Erikunt is in no way similar to Anna Nicole Smith. Anna Nicole had a huge heart and she was manipulated by countless men. Such is not the case with the other one. IMO, of course.
IMO too, JupitersMother.
The reunion is like the entire season, annoying as hell. How could I expect anything when they are basically summarizing the boring season.
Of course Andy wants the ball gag in the clubhouse.
Rinna’s looks like a peanut head under that wig. I say that only because I still cannot abide Rinna and her head is a tiny peanut of a thing under that wig. She keeps piping up when no one is speakng to her or about her.
Please bring something for next week ladies. This is sad. Maybe you need Kim back. She seems to be the egg that everyone likes to beat.
Oh god please, no. No Kim. I can’t even stand the sight or sound of her. She needs to stay FAR away from the limelight and take care of herself. She and Brandi are two I simply cannot deal with.
Kim Richards despite her many faults is more likeable than Dorit.
NOT!
Just so you know, I am reading. Where did you bury the other answer?
Anyone else catch Dorit’s fake accent worn off in the flashbacks to the magazine shoot where she said she didn’t like any of the shots? Guess she thought it wouldn’t be shown…
Yes I did notice this! Such a phony.
I was surprised I kinda liked Dorit’s hair. I guess I like edgy looks. For a more conservative pretty look I like Camille”s hair style and color. I think she’s the only one who has really good believeable extentions, out of all the housewives with long hair. Her hair really flatters her. I like Kyle”s new hair too. Thats all I focused on.
My biggest change for the hair is that LVP just stop wearing the long hot-rollered 70’s hair! She looks elegant with an up-do. I might even like her in a Patricia (Southern Charm) shorter length and straight.
I am not a fan of the long hair all these women seem obsessed with. It doesn’t look real and, in many cases is aging — Kyle for example looks so young and fresh with her new cut.
I like long hair on some of them and I guess Im more a fan of long hair. It doesnt suit everyone though.I think Camille looks better with long hair, than the shorter styles from older clips they showed. Her color now is perfection. I loved Kyle’s long hair when she was younger, but it got kinda boring after so many years. I think Kyle looks young period, but I like this length alot too. Its still longish but since its so heavy this is very cute on her, and more trendy.I do not like it on Jeanna an alumni from the O.C. Too long with harsh bangs and her plastic surgery doesnt help it. Jeanna would look better with a long bob or just a bit past the shoulders and not all the way down her back. But, its fine on Tamra and Shannon. Long hair was pretty on Eileen too. LVP needs to change it up bad, her style is the most aging to me. Bah humbug brown, set with rollers, same old same old, and it looks worse on her every year. She could look sooo much better with straight blunt cut, highlights or shorter. Erika looks nice in long hair, but sometimes its too long for her, down to her rear. Too much length but she does allways look very pretty..
It is just nice to see a reunion where women are not screaming obscenities at each other, threatening each other, saying nasty things about family members, pretending to be relationships and actually have money…I’m looking at you, Atlanta!
Agreed, I gave up watching Atlanta and NJ years ago because they are just too trashy.
I sat back with a bowl of popcorn and enjoyed watching Nene, Kandi, Kenya & Cynthia mop the floor with Kim’s wig. She had it coming to her after all of the ugliness she displayed all season.
Same here. Kim had it coming there, just as Dorit had it coming here.
I could not watch the entire reunion…just can’t tolerate Dorit. I had to flip the channel or leave the room. When the queen of deflection, gas lighting, and finger pointing started in on Teddi I wanted to throw the remote at her bobby pin head. I would LOVE to see Camille back. I like her SO much better than her first season. Dorit and Erika can both go as far as I am concerned. I did not like Erika the beginning of her first season when she told something then lied through her teeth about saying it when directly questioned, but I got over that. However, she has shown that’s the real Erika….she agreed with Teddi this season about Dorit in N.Y. and did indeed get pretend amnesia. She is not authentic. She is a BITCH!!! I truly believe Teddi is authentic and did not convey to Rinna how shitty and backstabbing Dorit had been about Teddi to stir shit, but to relieve her own conscience for listening to Dorit talk horribly about Rinna. I have always liked RHOBH with the fashion, mansions, trips, cars, jewelry, handbags, but i cannot watch another season of Dorit. It’s as though Bravo producers reduced how much we had to endurre of PK only to have Dorit be twice as nauseating to watch (and listen to).
I didn’t think Teddi was out of line in telling Lisa R and Doritos about Doritos’ initial comments about Rinna and later acting like they are besties. Doritos behavior would make anyone question her motives. If she’s saying and acting one way and when convenient say or do the opposite regarding said person you would wonder what she says about you behind your back. Dorit initially implied Rinna was unhinged at the dinner with Edwin and the blob. That sets up an impression that would confuse anyone. And seriously if they are besties next season like she and Ericka were this one, I’m out. I have too much respect for Teddi for that
Truly hope to see Camille holding a diamond next season & Dorit & P.K get the heave ho from Bravo.
OMG I laughed my Ass off when Teddi said Dorit gaslighting Dorit probably will be offended next season for that cause between now and then someone will explain to her simple brain what it means . it is 100000% Fact that is what Dorit does .
Dorit has her facts so messed up I just see her as stupid it now explains her and PK I am sure any relationships she has been in that is her MO.
In my younger days I never had a problem going anywhere alone did it all the time.The only thing I never could do was movies alone never been much of a movie goer
I think Dorit will be back if her and Lisa P remain friends.
Teddi went to that drinks date to be with Dorit, not to sit alone. I doubt she would have chosen to hire a babysitter and drive in rush-hour traffic to go have a glass of wine by herself for an hour and then fight rush hour traffic to get home for dinner with her family.
Dorit did not ONCE say “I’m sorry” during their phone call. Just “international phone call”, “bad traffic”, “laser-focused on my business”, “we were meant to meet anytime between 4:30 and 5:00.” (meaning, not 4:00, which even if true doesn’t excuse at ETA of 5:15 without calling.)
I found myself so annoyed watching this reunion. I watched mainly to see Dorit’s feet held to the fire yet it never really heated up on her IMO. I had hoped that Mr. Misogyny Andy was going to take advantage of all the negative comments about Dorit on social media to roast her yet he was milk toast with her, touching on things and quickly passing on.
Dorit continues to dodge her part in things, gaslight Teddi, and make lame excuses, and other than some shady looks by Camille and Kyle, no one really ended up calling her out completely like I had hoped. It was the main reason I tuned in.
I don’t mind eating out or seeing a movie by myself. However, although I’m childless, I’d be upset hiring a babysitter to drive to meet a woman I want to know better and than I’m stood up. Love how Teddi told Dorit not to gaslight her comments. Perfect comeback to a manipulating delusional woman.
And show of hands. Who thought that Dorit’s “high fashion” bathing suits look like they could be purchased at Target?
I just can’t anymore with Rinna, Dorit and Erika. They are so full of it and just use gang mentality. Erika thinks she’s a “boss bitch” but she’s just phony and impossible to watch and listen to. Rinna thinks she’s so hilarious but if I never had to see her stupid fake laugh again I would be so happy. Dorit is the most annoying ridiculous person ever. She will never take accountability for her mistakes and doesn’t even think she’s made any. Please get rid of these 3. I will not be watching anymore if they are on.
I couldnt have said it better… Erika and Rinna just irk me…
It’s one thing to *plan* to go out by yourself and take your book or magazine and tell the hostess “one for dinner.” It is another thing entirely to expect to meet a friend, to tell the hostess “two,” tell the waiter you’re expecting someone else, and then sit and wait, wait, wait for someone who doesn’t show. And all the while being filmed! Not to mention getting a babysitter.
And then your “friend” is almost a half hour late even for the time she says she thought you were supposed to meet. And then on top of that, she lies about why she is late (she was not on an international business call, eyeroll). And then she tells another friend (Kyle) that you were unreasonable after six minutes. And then she can’t even grasp why Teddi might be upset!
I can’t stand Dorit! The reason Teddi rubs her the wrong way is that she knows Teddi is right, and she can’t stand it.
I’m sorry, just so i’m Clear on this ….Dorit is a cunt? Yes! Dorit is a cunt. That just rolls off the tongue…Dorit is a cunt. I feel increasingly better every time I say/write it. Dorit is a cunt. LOL
I’m chanting it with you Carol!!! 🙂
Thanks Gretch! Credit has go to Tamara, she wrote it first. Do I need to say allegedly after saying or writing Dorit is a cunt. Lastly, if PK lost all his money, IMO Dorit would lose PK in a nano second!
I still like Erika, too. Her behavior was off but now we understand why. Certainly, I’ve not been at my best when I’ve gone through rough times. Dorit, on the other hand, just does mean things. It’s perplexing how no one wants to hold her accountable.
Maybe Erika is behaving this way due to her home life The same way Camille did in season 1. Erika always need to control herself and hide because she was hurt and rejected so much. I still like her.
If Camille does come on next season then we definitely need dorit and Erika as there needs to be some conflict. Though everyone seems to forgive dorit. She seems like one of those friends that you decide to just have fun with and ignore her personality and not be actual friends. I’ve had friends like that where I just never get deep or personal with them they are just for hanging out.
Well said, Sweet T, on both Erika and Dorit. Definitely deep rejection will do a number on anyone.
Andy never seems to hold anyone accountable for their bad behavior. Dorit must just be good for business. It is totally frustrating that she is allowed to get away with it.
And wtf was with Rinna? She wanted to play it lowkey and be a nicer person all season, and when she gets to the reunion she decides to be a nasty bitch, sniping at people? Did she realize too late that she should have brought something to the show?
I never liked Erika and I like her even less now. Goodbye. I must have been blind (duh) to the blind item, but it makes sense — her claims that she makes tons of money etc pave the way for her story after the split. After all, who will hire here if she doesn’t have all that money to create the (ugly) persona? She has always been a bitch, but her attitude on the couch was surprising — so flat and cold except when lashing out at Teddi and LVP. (despite the “migraine” story that recently came out to excuse her behavior) Oh, so much is falling into place now.
I think I counted 12 both weeks, but I’ll check out a rerun when it’s on.
I think I counted 12 both weeks, but I’ll check out a rerun when it’s on.
Teddi needs to STOP APOLOGIZING! Why does Dorit always get the apologies? Because she wears people down till they just want to shut her up.
I came away from this insanely boring reunion show with two things. One, Kyle and Teddi have a real friendship that will hopefully benefit Teddi and keep her on the show. Two, Dorit and Erika SUCK and need to be removed from the show. Dorit just is a black hole of logic and self-awareness. Erika must be going through something personally or she is just this gross and I never saw it.
I did feel bad for Kyle regarding her heirloom jewelry/bags. That kind of invasion would shake me up too.
She does apologize a lot of and I think Dorit feels like those apologies validate all the lies she tells. Dorit is delusional but Teddi’s apologies seem to make Dorit feel like she’s telling the truth.
Why does Dorit get all the apologies? Because she is that person, the one who if you say “sorry” to once, will demand it from you forEVER because to them it’s power dynamics, not a relationship.
Apparently I fell asleep while watching last night but thank you TT for suffering through the entire episode. I get that Dorit is considered reality tv gold and I’m grateful for the right to turn off my damn tv. I’ll stick to your spot on recaps from here on out Tamara and know that I appreciate your sacrifice.
I eat out and go to movies by myself all the time. I love it. It is “me” time. Teddi seems like the type who would be okay eating out by herself. I wonder if she was just really uncomfortable because production was there and cameras were around and there she is waiting probably wondering if this is some sort of Housewives set up?
Really? She strikes me as someone who would prefer to be home playing with her children and then eating dinner with her kids and husband.
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Dorit was as annoying and delusional as ever. I just laugh at her when she deflects from her own behavior and accuses everyone else of being two faced. She is something else and hopefully gone next season. I am not liking Erika at all anymore and that makes me sad. She seems so cold at this reunion particularly and she is still shooting daggers at Teddi across the room. Why is it she dislikes Teddi so much, I just can’t figure it out? Is it because Teddi isn’t falling all over her trying to be her friend?? That’s the sense I get watching Erika and Dorit together. Erika loves Dorit now because she kisses her ass and is so impressed by her and Erika loves an audience.
I feel really badly for Kyle losing her mother’s sentimental and irreplaceable things. I would not blame her for moving at all. On that note, as Kyle was describing the break in and how protected/double/triple locked up she has her items, how on Earth did someone get away from the house with all those bags??? Inside job? Movers? Cleaning staff? I just don’t see how a stranger off the street could get in there and carry out all the items that are missing???
My favorite part of the season didn’t come from anything filmed for the show. It was Shep on WWL saying he loved hanging out in Teddie’s backyard as a kid stoned playing with a monkey
Dorit is just a horrible human being. I cannot understand how anyone could sustain a friendship with her in real life. It would just be exhausting and you would end up being stabbed in the back. I truly hope that this season is the last of her. She never does an honest nice gesture to anyone.
Kyle’s robbers must have been professionals with deep connections. My house was robbed on Valentine’s day (my birthday). He took 2 high-end watches, my wedding ring and $500 in cash. He was stupid enough to bring my husband’s watch and the wedding ring to a local pawn shop and the sheriff was notified and they matched the serial number on the watch. The thief is now in county jail awaiting trial. I hope they can get him to give up my watch. Thanks for letting me vent. When your house is robbed it is very invasive and hurtful.
Barbara I’m so glad your robber was dumb enough to go to the pawn shop! 😉 glad hes in jail and you got your wedding ring back♡
Thanks Nikki. I don’t have wedding ring or husband’s watch back yet. They’re being held until the trial, whenever that is. Arraignment is next Monday.I hope they don’t disappear.
I think there is something very strange about Kyle’s home robbery. Just seemed like way to many things fell into place that someone would have had to have known. She broke my heart just talking about her Mom’s things. irreplaceable things. I hope they find who did that.
I swear production is trying to find mentally unstable women and push them and push them till they break down on camera for ratings. Dorit is not well. I think she is so delusional and in an unrealistic state of mind. Teddi’s face was priceless just looking at her as she was talking. So was Rinna with the eye rolls for that matter.
This whole turn around with Erika and her is weird. I want the old Erika back. Andy seemed totally over her.
Did anyone else think that Rhinna was full of shit when she said her and Dorit were good now…. She seemed totally off..?
I totally don’t think Rinna meant it. It was like she said it through gritted teeth. I don’t think she cares for Dorit at all.
Yeah, it felt to me more like “the enemy of my enemy is my friend”, as in Rinna was preparing to use the Beverly Hills Lifestyle shoot as an excuse to rip into LVP.
Totally!
Boobs are the universal unifier
I loved the behind the scenes scenes. Lvp was stirring it up with her usual you should say that followed by a can’t believe she said that face. Then defending teddi about what was said. Very lvp.
I liked he interaction between Camille and dorit and Camille and Erika. Camille can always hold her own and would win in any fight against dorit. She also tries to forgive right away and give a second chance. So who knows maybe next season dorit and Camille will be dancing together like nothing happened. Dorit seems to charm people that way.
Hi Tamara, this is for you and is not meant to be printed…
Did you see the TMZ clip with Kandi Burruss “protecting” Andy Cohen against Jillian Michaels’ comments?
Apparently, Jillian called Andy a misogynist because of the way he cashes in on women/housewives behaving badly.
Since you and many readers seem to agree that AC hates women and use the way the housewives on various shows are portrayed as a way to illustrate that, I was immediately thinking, “I’d love to see how Tamara spins this!”
Would love to see how you and your readers react to that story. Is it true? Is Kandi off-base? Maybe she’s just protecting her future checks? Kandi, (“Mess with the boss and you might get fired.”) is maybe just ensuring she keeps her job? Or is Jillian right?
I just thought it would make for some interesting discussions if you were to write about it.
Have a great day.
Carson
This reunion has been a big Yawn.
Erica can go and take Rinna and Dorit with her.
Did anyone catch what Kathy Griffin said on WW today about Andy Cohen?
They bleeped it and I couldn’t catch it.
Thanks for all your hard work on the blog TT , Love the blinds too!
LVP has taught her protege, Dorit, how to be a professional entitled victim. Once I figured that out, the rest of the reunion made sense – for their world.
Erika used to be fun, but has just turned herself in to the latest fad. She’ll fade when everyone tires of her constant attempts at arrogance. She’d do well to return to her original persona…attitude and all, and the sooner the better for her.
Kyle, don’t trust Faye’s “flair”. The house is gorgeous, don’t let her mess it up.
Teddi, welcome to the circus.
Lisa Rinna just proved this season that she’s replaceable and Camille would be her perfect replacement!
Agree 100% with the LVP observation.
I see that Erika will be back on the Young and the Restless June 4 and 6, so apparently Eileen is still smoothing a way for her?
my heart just broke for Kyle, it’s hard enough losing your possessions and having your home violated, but family heirlooms from your deceased mother? that would crush my soul. I’ve lost a parent and I cherish the few things I have of his, I cannot even fathom someone stealing them and they’re nowhere near as valuable as jewels or anything. I know Kyle is fortunate enough to have nice things and probably had serious insurance, but none of that matters when it comes to heirlooms that can’t be replaced. Reimbursing someone won’t fill that void.
Such a shame. It should’ve happened to Dorit, at least she would’ve deserved it, not Kyle.
What a snooze fest. The best part was giggling over how Dorit was stuck with that awful hairdo and dress for THREE shows?
Agree with the snooze fest part. I’ve got a different take on Dorit from everyone on this site. Basically everyone else is playing it safe and not really showing their true self. Kyle ranks as #1, possibly tied with Camille and Rinna. LVP: same minus one factor. Teddi is too acountable for reality tv. Give me a break. That leaves angry Erika (at least she’s a bit interesting) and blankin Dorit. Dorit drove the whole season, so what does tHat say about this franchise???? Give me NY any day, but at least Dorit earned her paycheck.
I agree KDwagz! As much as I may not like all of Dorit & Erika’s actions, what woud be have had to watch this season without them? I sure didn’t want to watch LVP & Teddi riding horses and braiding each other’s hair all season. Would we have heard a peep out of Kyle if Dorit hadn’t been stirring that pot? Dorit definitely solidified a contract for next season.
I will concede that you’re right about Dorit being the pot-stirrer. Without her silly antics, there really would have been nothing but riding horses, braiding hair, and endless shopping.
The problem with Dorit IMHO is that she’s been so annoying to watch with all her gaslighting that it’s hard for me as a viewer to want to watch any more of her on the show.
I agree with you atdleft. What made the 1st 3 seasons so great is that non of the drama was manufactured because the women had real connections and friendships outside of the show. For example, LVP was at her best when she was competing against Adrienne because that was real not her pretend “friendship” with Dorit. Kyle and Kim’s conflict is real and was better to watch than Dorit’s wine glass BS.
I believe this show needs a serious shake up like RHONY. Everyone was shocked when Jill was removed from the show and Luann was demoted to a friend. It took the show a couple of seasons after that shake up to get the formula right but the show has been great ever since. In my opinion, Beverly Hills needs to make a bold move like that.
I have news for you. All of these women are playing a part. There’s not much authenticity at play, especially with Dorit and her fake accent. Of all the people to assume is “ keeping it real,” she should be last on your list.
boring, boring season!!! how can they possibly rehash it over a 3 part reunion!!! nothing but who said what to whom! having lunches/dinners and rehashing over and over. dorit lying/stiring pot, erica being her obnoxious bi-polar awful self and rinna trying to rise above it all and snickering at everyone most especially lvp. show needs real revitalization re the cast. teddy and her accountability and self-righteousness also a bore.
Dorit was acting like an effing brat in the Vanderpump photo shoot. Why were Erika and Lisa defending her??? She deserved her head cut off
I would like to see Camille become a full -time Housewife. I think Denise Richards would be good. Gizelle on RHOP resembles Denise Richards to me.
I really want Camille back too. I was so annoyed with Erika and Dorit. When the whole Rinna, Dorit and Erika situation was brought up all three of them were acting so friggin phony. I have always really loved Rinna and used to love Erika but Erika and Dorit need to go. Erika’s whole demeanor was so alien like. She’s beautiful but seems very distant and unrelatable. Do not believe for one second that she had a migraine. Also thought that it was hilarious when LVP said “to know pk is to love him”. Omg! Total bs and don’t you think his own wife should be the one saying that! TT you nailed it when you mentioned that pk has something on LVP. Great recap and love all the comments!!
I would so be all in with the addition of Denise Richards and Camille and to ditch Dorit. She’s horrible but I can’t wait to see the spectacular fashion in which she and PK will crash and burn.
Erika was fun her first couple of seasons but now she’s gone to a dark place. Mean is not a good look on her.
She’s only been on for two. It only feels like she’s been on many more because she’s so exhausting.
WHat is the situation with Tom and Erika? did I miss something?
I really felt for Kyle, a break-in is such a violation. The important thing is no one was there. I learned from this not to move my (poor pitiful) belongings in until the alarm system is up and running.
I must have missed the part of the seaon where Erika decided Camille is the cause of all misery, because she sure was giving Camille the stink face at the reunion. Then again, she’s been giving stink face to most of the cast this season. It just seemed to me Erika’s disdain for Camille might be because Camille presents a threat, plus whatever other things might be going on with Erika.
I can’t decide if Erika’s “build you up to knock you down” moment happened faster or slower than I anticipated.
Erika came on being cold and aloof with a bitchy attitude. It’s what everyone loved about her, and they apparently couldn’t get enough. But that’s never the case; everyone has gotten their fill and now hate her for being too cold, too aloof, and too bitchy.
I too enjoy going on vacation alone and going out to eat by myself but I would never wait for more than half an hour for a late friend. Especially if she’s feeding me a bunch of BS.
I’m really hoping Dorit and Ericka are out. So disappointed in Renna and Camille for letting that nasty, backstabbing Dorit off the hook. Ericka is just full of hate and ugliness. Maybe “Daddy” finding a younger model is too much for her. Whatever the case may be I’m over her nasty, frowning, hateful face.
I want Camille back .I disliked her initially until her horrible divorce from that boy-man Frasier.
Vanderpump is looking so old and frumpy. (I think I am the same age as her so I can comment on this).
Dorrit is such a mess. Who is like that at her age? What is her fucked- up backstory?
Erica is obviously going through some shit, because she has put up an emotional wall.
Teddy is so cute and honest. What is not to like?
Lisa R is not interesting unless Harry is in the scene.
Kyle still is very likeable.
Just watched the reunion parts 1 and 2. All I have to say is Dorit has to go. Not only is she the dumbest witch on the show, she’s annoying. I mean does she realize they film the show and then show it on tv? Everything she does is right there in front of you, yet she continues to lie and spin her stories. The only reason I can think of keeping her around is if LVP is really good friends with PK (who is also just as annoying) and Andy doesn’t want to fire Dorit because of that. Because as everyone knows Andy kisses LVP’s a$$. I like Teddy, and I hope they don’t make her become the “drama” maker in the next season. Dorit is probably just jealous of Teddy, good looking husband, famous father, and much, much younger. As for Erika, lets just say if the rumors are true, Erika’s whole façade and life could be crumbling. Something tells me “Erika Jayne” can’t support the lifestyle Erika Giraldi is accustomed too. I think that is why she’s been so rude all season and she looked like she wanted to be somewhere else when Andy asked her why no one spoke to her husband when her book was being written. I think at this point Mr. and Mrs. Giraldi are living separate lives.
I think Erika is jelly of Teddi also
Is it me or does anyone else think that Rinna had a shady way of outing that Teddi’s dad, John Mellencamp, and Meg Ryan are together? Teddi clearly didn’t want to confirm it, but Rinna got it in there. She can be a snake at times
It’s you. John and Meg have been together forever. There are articles here from years ago to that effect. Teddi talked about watching RHOBH with her dad and Meg Ryan on WWHL. It’s not a secret.