I have a feeling this is going to be the shortest #RHOA recap of all time. It’s not a secrets revealed that is not going to reveal any secrets show, it’s a highlights of the last ten seasons episode. It’s a cobble job of reruns, if you will. And yet, I will watch it just because it’s what I do. Perhaps we will get lucky and actually get unseen footage, but it doesn’t sound like it.
Okay, Y’all this is unrecappable. It’s just a dumb list of best catch phrases and biggest breakups and best crying scenes. This is a waste of time. I have been using it as background noise while I do setups for Southern Charm New Orleans and Trust.
It was great seeing Cynthia cunt punt Porsha again. What is it with the housewives on boats?
The She By Sheree fashion show with no fashions was hysterical. Phaedra’s bizarre baby shower with a full dozen roses stuck in her weave. I loved seeing the demolition of the original house where Chateau Sheree is now. And her unfinished basement that showed how high the water levels got when the pipes burst and the basement flooded.
Apollo, Kim, and Phaedra were all labeled as liars. They just had to put Phaedra’s read on Kenya about her infertility as the number one moment. #Assholes #Misogyny
That was an hour of my life I will never get back.