I have a feeling this is going to be the shortest #RHOA recap of all time. It’s not a secrets revealed that is not going to reveal any secrets show, it’s a highlights of the last ten seasons episode. It’s a cobble job of reruns, if you will. And yet, I will watch it just because it’s what I do. Perhaps we will get lucky and actually get unseen footage, but it doesn’t sound like it.
Okay, Y’all this is unrecappable. It’s just a dumb list of best catch phrases and biggest breakups and best crying scenes. This is a waste of time. I have been using it as background noise while I do setups for Southern Charm New Orleans and Trust.
Seeing Cynthia and Peter’s wedding again was kind of cool. I forgot how Coming To America Kandi’s marriage was.
It was great seeing Cynthia cunt punt Porsha again. What is it with the housewives on boats?
The She By Sheree fashion show with no fashions was hysterical. Phaedra’s bizarre baby shower with a full dozen roses stuck in her weave. I loved seeing the demolition of the original house where Chateau Sheree is now. And her unfinished basement that showed how high the water levels got when the pipes burst and the basement flooded.
Apollo, Kim, and Phaedra were all labeled as liars. They just had to put Phaedra’s read on Kenya about her infertility as the number one moment. #Assholes #Misogyny
That was an hour of my life I will never get back.
This is all the recap I needed. I tuned in just in time to see Phaedra’s diatribe towards Kenya and that was too much for me. I wish I’d waited a few more minutes to change the channel.
Well, the joke is on Phaedra. Kenya is expecting and hopefully will negotiate to make season 11 her last season as she twirls onto motherhood and being a wife to a man that isn’t jailbait.
OK… I’m already fired up because so many on twitter are saying that Press Secretary Sanders should have immunity at the WHPD last night because she is a “wife and mother”.
FUCK THAT.
Sean Spicer got mocked. George W. Bush took the jokes at his dinners and made his own (I still thing his “Hey Ozzy! You’re mom’s favorite” shout out is one of the best moments ever) Sarah needed to suck it up and join in the fun. She DOES wear a smokey eye all the time. The joke was that that smokey eye was made from burned lies was brilliant.
Kenya may very well have had an egg donor. Or she MIGHT be faking a pregnancy while a surrogate is carrying a child for her. IT DOESN’T MATTER. If she had never become a mother or never gotten married, WHAT WAS SAID WASN’T APPROPRIATE.
If what was said to Sec. Sanders was only inappropriate because of her status in relationship to men or the use of her uterus, THAT IS FUCKED UP. It is equally FUCKED UP that Kenya is now “worthy” and shielded from mockery because she has a husband and is knocked up.
I haven’t seen ANYONE on social media saying that Sarah Huckabee Sanders should not have been mocked by this piece of shit comedian I am watching now. She is by the way someone who I have never heard of and is trying to make a name for herself with this vile shit. It wasn’t the smokey eye comment that turned the LIBERAL audience it was when she said, “What’s Uncle Tom for white women who disappoint other white women?” The liberal audience who was laughing at all of her jokes earlier actually GROANED at that comment. I don’t know who this woman is, but I hope this ends her career.
Jesus Christ, she called Meghan Kelly so “white, cold and expensive she might as well be the Winter Olympics.” Her whole schtick is mostly focused on woman while calling them out for being “anti-women,” This bitch is a piece of shit.
She didn’t say one funny thing during her entire 20 minute set! Though it was interesting to see Don Lemon laughing his ass off on camera when she said, “Mike Pence is what happens when Anderson Cooper is not gay.” There was some funny idea there but she just didn’t deliver it properly. It should have been when “When Anderson Cooper pretends he’s not gay…” and even that joke would have been a bit sad. But Hey, we’re all talking about her and she has rallied a lot of Trump supporters on social media. So we may have this bitch to thank for four fucking more years of this shit.
That Anderson Cooper joke sounds like an improvisation throw-away, but we now she had time to write and edit jokes!
How about a basic “Mike Pence is the result if Anderson Cooper and XYZ had a baby.” Think of some conservative person for the XYZ (comedy isn’t my job, so I’m not doing it).
Yes they did. Check out Kathy Griffin’s twitter time line. It’s pretty fab.
I know Michelle Wolf from the Daily Show. She’s pretty brilliant.
So how did politics enter the RHOA post? Must everything be political? I didn’t read the comments during the election because it seemed like liquid hate.
Can we go back to mocking women who choose to put their lives out there for all of us to critique? Seems sad that they had to go back to all 10 years of the show to make a 1 hour program. Very telling about this season if anyone at Bravo cares.
I loved the wedding recaps, except for nene’s which was sort of fake. How Mama Joyce treated Todd was just incredible, even during the wedding, and hey, he turned out to not be such a bad guy afterall! The rest was just dumb.
I also marvel how much different Kim looks and her claims that she never had work done.. I mean she is literally on version 6 of her face. Nene looks a lot different too but just not as extreme as Kim. At least she still resembles herself.
Took me a minute to recognize Kim. Then I left when I realized what this ep was about.
Phaedra’s “read” of Kenya at the S6 reunion is the number one moment for those of us who like to be reminded of what a vicious, lying cunt Phaedra is
Nothing beats watching Phaedra getting thrown under the bus by Porsha at the S9 reunion
The joke is on Phaedra
That S9 reunion will never get old for me. Phaedra went in thinking she was such hot shit… Only for her entire RHOA stint to end once all her vile shit got exposed for everyone to see. I mean, Kandi even name-dropped Angela Stanton on national TV!
Oh TT how I love your recaps! The phrase “cunt punt” has made my work day bearable! Love it 🙂 lolololol
Eh, it was “light watching” that helped me wind down after Westworld. I was reminded why Kim and Phaedra were sometimes entertaining… And why I’m so grateful that Kim and Phaedra are not on the show any more. #ByeWig
I enjoy a good count down show. Especially it has been ten years, gosh where does the time go. But watching this it made me think like wow Sheree and Phaedra did play really big parts during their perspective season. Here’s on to season 11
‘Cunt Punt” ? Best phrase of the whole dang read!!!!!! Thanks TT! ?
Phaedra may have done some really truly awful shady shit, but on that show – most have – she brought a lot of funny quips and laughter to the show. Laughter is something that has been missing from all the housewives for a long time..
I just want to say watching Season 1 Sunday and this highlight that once upon a time Kim was a good Mom. She took those girls almost everywhere and really doted on them. I don’t understand how finally finding a good man, having a stable family life now created the monster she is now. Both personality and physically. Usually, it is the other way around and people calm down when they are happy and fulfilled. Kim went full batshit crazy and now more than likely lost the gravy train. I say more than likely and not definitely because she still has 2.5 million followers. I don’t know how many she had before but that seems high given her ignorant racist rant. I just wonder what happened.
Nene happened. They were great friends and Nene even talked Kim into a show she never belonged on. Kim is not the only person I have heard racist remarks said. I am of mixed race and some of the worst things I have ever heard have been the people of the same race saying things that no one should ever tolerate.
Phaedra’s comments about Kenya’s fertility issues were very rude, uneducated and a slap in the face to all women facing fertility issues. The fact that Kenya’s fertility issues was number one is a sign that BRAVO makes money off of women but definitely doesn’t respect women nor the challenges they face! I can’t believe the lack of compassion by BRAVO and Andy in regards to Kenya. I’m convinced the network doesn’t like Kenya mainly because she’s intelligent and beautiful! Double threat!
I was thinking today about the ancient forms of entertainment in Ancient times (I know I am weird) like the Romans throwing Christians to the lions and men fighting to the death in arenas and how in retrospect it seems like a world full of horrible people who thought that was a nice way to spend an afternoon. i also remember freaking the fuck out when I was at the bull fights in Spain as a kid when I realized they were going to kill the bull. I lost my shit so badly my mother had to yank me out and go all southern mama on me.
My point, and I do have one is that I think forty or fifty years from now people will look back on these shows about women tearing down other women watched by women will be viewed as rather horrific.
I concur Tamara bout how the future will view reality shows. My mom who is 83 informed me she’s tired of watching reruns because everyone is dead and she can’t watch new shows because everyone is mean an not saying much of anything. My mom feels that the only thing left on tv of any quality is cooking shows. TV advice from a wise 83 year ole.
Agreed. Also in the old west public hangings! Bring the kids and picnic basket. Make a day of it.
Tamara. Likewise, It ranks right there with women criticizing other women’s looks.
I turned off RHOA when I saw that there was nothing new. Because there are many true crime fans here: I turned it off in part so I could get back to and finish Michelle McNamara’s I’ll Be Gone in The Dark. Really compelling and well done.
I like Michelle Wolf and laughed out loud many times during the WHCD. More than anyone else, she was giving it to journalists in the room who haven’t been doing their jobs. Her HBO special is worth watching. Flint still doesn’t have clean water.