I’ve been out of it all day. The next thing I know I’m staring at a bunny eating clover in my front yard and Banjo interrupts to let me know it is dinner time (7pm). I got nothing accomplished today. I’m feeling BLAH. On days like this, I would normally be dreading a housewives recap because they have to be done as quickly as possible. But I am excited for RHONY. On the other hand, this weird thing has been happening with me. The older I get, I think I’m becoming a Buddhist or something. If I kill a fly or an ant or a spider I feel a twinge of sadness. I bring this up because I’m experiencing some compassion for Sonja. I know a lot of things about Sonja. I had an inside source with Sonja for a long time. She is definitely the person behind all the anonymous Page Six stories on the other housewives. The inside scoop about her made me feel a bit sad for her, even if she was not so kind to lots of people related to the show. Tonight’s episode description makes it seem really rough on Sonja. I get she has fucked over a lot of these women, I really hate the cast trips where she and Ramona make a big deal over the rooms. She can be a bit much. But the way Dorinda, and others come for her this season makes me feel badly for her. It’s like Sonja is on the short jitney to the Hamptons and bullying kids on the short bus is just wrong.
Dorinda and Erika Jayne both have something in common here. Their true personalities have surfaced and it ain’t pretty. Dorinda does a lot of mean stuff when she is drunk. As someone who also drinks more than I should, I would be the first person to forgive that. The difference is I generally profess my undying love to people in emails, or talk about how something someone said or did hurt me and why. And the next day I feel shame and embarrassment for my behavior. Dorinda goes apeshit on people and is mean and a bully and as far as I can tell sober Dorinda has no shame or guilt. That’s scary.
Dorinda is in for a downfall and that will probably devastate her since people have been applauding her and adulating over her since her first season. Dorinda has the nerve to play the victim in her attack on Sonja and demand an apology? And everyone is on Dorinda’s side? Ramona is being a shitty person. Only Lu tries to defend Sonja.
Bethenny has bought a beautiful historical home in the Hamptons as a rental property. She said that her situation with Fredrik as co-investors doesn’t work in the Hamptons because he only wanted 25% interest so she just bought it herself. She seems to think it is a fixerupper but it is stunning in its current state. Like I want to cry I love this house so much. Thank you Tinsley for agreeing with me. While Bethenny, Tinsley and Carole are looking at the house, Dorinda calls and gives a drunken and completely wrong interpretation of her assault on Sonja. She says that Sonja brought up her husband. That never happened she brought up her dead husband and threw in Sonja’s face that her husband left her because she cheated on him (no proof of that I have ever seen) and he husband died still in love with her. Then we get Carole the cunt who was not even there practically mansplaining the difference between death and divorce. Carole just needs to go ahead and transition at this point. Bethenny in her talking head is a bit saner. She says if the love of your life is still walking the earth without you, that’s pretty painful.
Speaking of batshit, Ramona is trying to explain investments to Dorinda. While I agree with Ramona and will give her the benefit of the doubt about rental income, this bathroom scene seems crazy to me and Ramona’s obsession with Bethenny buying a second, or third or fourth income property makes her seem really jealous.
Speaking of people I don’t like anymore. Welcome to the club Tinsley. Tinsley and Carole are like those snotty girls from high school who know one really liked but we all pretended we did because some how they were in the in group. Ramona continues to brag on her home as she prepares for her dinner party. It’s cold and flu season so we probably should not make anything out of Tinsley touching her nose a lot when she has her back to the camera while hanging with Carole.
While the Versace (I think) place settings are lovely. I HATE the rattan chairs and there should be a table cloth on that table. Or place mats. Utensils should never be set directly on a table. And could the place cards be any cheaper? (I’m looking at you, production) Aren’t these people supposed to be rich? John shows up for dinner. He seems to be her rescuer this season. Hopefully, he will yank her out of there tonight as she was already super wasted at lunch. Though John gets a bit touchy feely with Carole when she arrives in some sort a tattoo body stocking under her LBD. I often chastise y’all for saying someone of certain again should not do something, so I won’t say this is a ridiculous costume for Carole. But I am thinking it. LOL Thank you Bethenny for saying what I was thinking. She looks like someone in a motorcycle gang in the Hamptons. How did I become a Bethenny fan? Dennis on the other hand comes in very under-dressed and carrying Bethenny’s hostess gift like Gregg Leakes. #Sad Carole says everyone is jealous of her “major, major fashion moment.” Le sigh.
Dennis says Bethenny hates his sweater. It’s Gucci and he has a lot of them and Bethenny likes to throw them out. It’s HIDEOUS, Dennis. I would not wear it to an ugly sweater contest. Listen to Bethenny. You look like a damn fool. It’s embarrassing.
Lu and Sonja arrive. Ramona is lying to Bethenny in her recap of brunch. Dorinda admits in her talking head she is stirring the pot.
Let’s eat! (sorry this is taking forever, there is just so much to discuss). Carole complains about dinner being buffet style and she is pissed there is no marathon “memorabilia” there. Because, cunt. They do all toast Carole. Carole wants a real marathon party.
Dorinda loves Dennis. Like a lot. Richard was bald. She brings up Richard eleventy billion times. Luann has an awkward moment when she realizes that Dennis is the guy that she said at the reunion that Bethenny was dating who is married.
Dorinda claims that Sonja is not dating Rocco. I believe she is (not sources) but the French guy was total bullshit. (again no sources). Good God I am already at 1200 words and we are half way though. Pray for me. Dorinda says “liar, liar, ho on fire.” Tinsley is now coming for Sonja for saying she didn’t pay for the $5K gift card. I don’t think she did. I also don’t think she paid for the donation to Bethenny. I asked a rich person to donate to a charity recently but I did not ask for them to do it in my name. Tinsley does. Tinsley has way more money than me but not nearly as much as she tries to project. Scott on the other hand is rich as fuck and needs to RUN! A hurt dog howls Tinsley. Tinsley writes Sonja a check. Bethenny burns it. I recall now someone saying something about getting a lot of candles in there. #productionstoryline
Carole needs a cunt punt.
Sonja asks if she can pull Dorinda aside. Holy God. I saw Sonja’s spangly shirt. but she is wearing leggings and as my mother would say, “I can see the print of your twat!” She was old. his was before camel toe. Anyway it’s BAAAAAAAAAADDD. It’s beyond camel toe and I don’t get the whole ensemble and I think the entire cast should just REPENT for what they wore to this dinner. I have no idea what they were talking about. But I pretty much saw Sonja’s whole package.
OMG there is so much show left. I can’t.
Sonja tweeted Ramona the next day. Ramona shares the tweet with Dorinda. What a cunt Ramona/production is. Why is Ramona suddenly team Dorinda? My theory is that either Sonja or Ramona is always on the chopping block and somehow we always get them both. But they are now fighting for their position and Ramona seems to be winning because Sonja is not financially stable. Ramona is a sellout.
Carole and Tinsley meet for drinks to bash Sonja the next day and to set place cards for an allcast brunch. Ramona and Sonja are across the table from each other on the end. Ramona is not having it. She is going to move seats before the meal comes. Ramona is a cunt for this. She and Sonja have been a thing for ten seasons. Bethenny and Lu feel badly for Sonja. Did I mention Ramona is a cunt? It’s clear Ramona and Sonja have been told next season it is one or the other. It’s sad.
Lord. I can’t with this.
Um somehow the last 500 words fell out. as did the tags and a few other things. I have no idea how that happened, sorry