Tonight, the ladies are heading to the Hamptons. This means boozing and brawling. Sonja is riding to the Hamptons in a bus by herself. Dorinda, Tinsley and Carole are riding up together and trashing Sonja. Luann drove up by herself. Sonja has given Luann a long list of items she will require while staying a LuAnn’s house. Because, Sonja. Luann asks how everything is going on with Sonja and Tinsley. Sonja thinks she is good with everyone.
The first all cast scene is dinner at a restaurant. Bethenny is 12 minutes late to dinner and the first one there. It’s supposedly a birthday party for Bethenny and she is miffed that everyone is late. Tinsley refuses to sit near Sonja, Carole recoils when Sonja tries to greet her. Everyone isn’t even seated yet and is already starting off with drama in the air. Sonja says she sent Carole a gushing email and all the got was a text that said, “Thx.” Luann said she got one worded too but it was all spelled out. Bethenny says she called Carole ten times but she never picked up. Carole is getting super defensive about this.
Luann and Bethenny hug it out over the Tom situation. Bethenny was thrilled that Luann said she was right. Luann wants all the ladies to know she doesn’t want to talk about Tom anymore. Tinsley tries turn the knife in Luann’s heart a bit farther. Luann gets up and gives Bethenny her version of Marilyn Monroe’s version of Happy Birthday. And then, for no discernible reason everyone puts on Groucho Marx glasses with the big noses and bushy eyebrows and starts dancing around.
Carole and Tinsley are staying in a hotel. Bethenny has her daughter with her so I don’t think anyone from the cast is staying at her house. I’m sure she has a nanny and an assistant or two there. Bethenny meets Carole and Tinsley for breakfast the next day. Carole and Tinsley are super focused on each other and barely acknowledge Bethenny. The Sonja bashing continues and they talk about her new face. I think she has had even more work done than she had at this point.
Meanwhile, over at Luann’s, she is making breakfast for her houseguest, Sonja. Sonja has already gone through Lu’s closets an helped herself so a pair of slippers. Dorinda and Ramona are also at this brunch. The season has barely started and there are already so many people who don’t want to film together. Sonja starts talking about the juicing and veggie diet she is on. She’s trying to detox off of some antidepressants. She says the divorce and the lawsuit, and her daughter preparing for college was just a lot at one time for her and the antidepressants made her gain weight. Dorinda has no compassion for this story at all.
Ramona brings up Carole snipping at Bethenny. The girls wonder what is going on with Bethenny and Carole. Ramona talks about all of her renovations and Sonja says she’s trying to get rid of her townhouse and has contractors in all the time. Her townhouse is actually listed for rent now at $35,000 a month and the photos are deceptively beautiful unless she has had a whole lot of work done. Sonja says Ramona was in love with Mario the contractor. Dorinda says that is not true. Sonja makes a comment about being friends with all the men in her life. Dorinda loses her mind saying she just went to heaven to have dinner with Richard the other night? She’s super animated. Ramona suggests they all try to speak more kindly about each other. Sonja says she is very sensitive. Luann tells Sonja that she has been through a lot. Dorinda once again freaks out and tells Luann, “I’ve buried a husband!” This is not a good look for Dorinda. She screams at Sonja and her husband left her because she was fucking around in the south of France. Veins are popping out of her head. Dorinda is screaming in her face point a her finger in her face calling her and ass! This is ridiculously bad behavior and Sonja looks terrified!
To be continued…