Lord, this is going to be Dorit heavy episode and I’m over it two minutes in. Ken is trying not to fall asleep in the car and I am trying not to fall asleep on this couch. I took a whole Xanax a couple of hours ago to try to knock out the constant panic attacks and it’s got me working at a very slow pace. Here’s hoping we can get this fake swimsuit fashion show over quickly.
Camille arrives with a huge engagement ring and everyone is so happy for her. It seems that Teddi’s husband was the guy who put in the security system at the new house. I wonder if Maurico was pissed at him after the robbery. My understanding is that someone forgot to turn the system on, so maybe not.
Kyle is pissed at Dorit over constantly trying to drive a wedge in between Kyle and Erika. And Kyle and LVP. The suits are really cute actually.
After the runway, LVP lets Dorit know that she is not using her photo shoot in the magazine. Kyle says she would love to be in the magazine. This seems to be the opening salvo in the Kyle Dorit battle of the day. Kyle says Dorit’s attempts to get closer to Erika always come at her expense. LVP tries to point out the obvious, this is pantygate thing has been going on forever, Kyle leaves venue feeling like no one is sticking up for her. Dorit is pissed that Kyle has ruined her event.
I love these scenes with Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna. A hairstylist comes to trim Harry’s hair for a job he is shooting. I wonder who takes care of all these plants. Rinna talks about staying out of all the drama this season.
Kyle and Teddi go the park to workout. They talk about Erika not speaking up about pantygate. Kyle is having a viewing party for American Woman.
LVP is ridiculously bad at naming dogs.
Kyle’s house is really pretty. All the girls love what she’s done with it. Kyle tries to smooth things over with Dorit. Dorit has nothing to say about her part in the situation.
After they watched the pilot, Dorit has to bring up her sisters. She hopes that they will like the show. But she got emotional about the question.
Last December, Kyle’s new house was robbed and all of those purses we saw in her closet, and her jewelry and family heirlooms were stolen. Nothing has been recovered.
Swimsuit named for Erika was featured in Sports Illustrated and the LVP suit sold out in days,
Teddi bought a new house down the street from her old house and got it for $2million under ask.
And that ends another season of RHOBH. I really enjoyed all the trips this season. However, I really, truly do not want Dorit on the show next season.