I don’t expect this episode to be as good as last week’s or next week. This episode will bring out Eva, and let her talk about how pregnant she is, and attack Sheree and Cynthia a bit for their fake boyfriends. It’s simply the build up til Kim comes out and gets her ass handed to her by Kenya. But most of that will be on the final reunion episode next week. I have been holding my tongue and my breath about some stuff with Kenya for the last several days and I’m still waiting to exhale. That is all I can say for now as I wait for my sourc
I’d like to confess I am losing my hate-on for Porsha. I know. I know! It’s just something that is happening to me!!! This low-level argument between Cynthia and Porsha was cute. Porsha gives Kandi yet another apology. Kandi says she wants to let this go today so that Andy won’t keep bringing it up. They shake on it.
During a break, Sheree flees to Kim. Because, birds of a feather. Sheree says everyone is kissing Nene’s ass and are going to come for her.
After the break we get a random package on Nene just to remind us all that she didn’t have jack shit for a storyline this season other than the time she told some chick she hopes she gets raped by an Uber driver and her roach problem. Nene tries to deny that she wished rape on someone. She needs a PR person. Nene says she was not made at Kandi.
Marlo denies that she is a prostitute and then denies that Ted Turner bought her house. Mmm Hmmm. Porsha says she wants people to stop calling her a prostitute because she ain’t no prostitute neither. Ahhh hanh… I mean call it what you want, ladies. It’s your business. Andy plays a package where Porsha calls Kenya a prostitute. Andy says no more calling each other prostitutes and with that, Marlo is dismissed. During the break Porsha tells Kenya she forgot about calling her a prostitute, but she does remember Kenya saying she did know the one-eyed African. Since I am mostly Team Kenya now, I will not share any receipts on this topic.
Eva comes out and says her contractions are about ten minutes apart. Andy wants to deliver the baby on camera. Eva isn’t really feeling Andy being the one to deliver baby Mikey since he’s never even seen a vagina. Eva is getting married in October. That is convenient timing as it will be perfect for the finale if that is the direction that Bravo is going. Kenya has been planning a stateside wedding around June or July as well. Eva is just trying to snatch that peach and Kenya is not happy about Eva having her storyline. These two do no geehaw at all.
On the other hand, Cynthia and Kandi do get along well. Cynthia has a girl crush on Kandi and Kandi says Cynthia bought her a new pair of shoes! Then we see some lost footage of the Dick Challenge where Kandi writes lyrics about what everyone on the show is willing to do for dick. It’s kinda funny.
Next up, we have to pretend that Cynthia was really dating Will. This was completely fake storyline and I do not care. Cynthia admits she did not sleep with Will. I’m going to refresh my drink. And I’m having some sort of issue outside my house at the moment. High security alert. While all of this is going on, we are still talking about Will. Cynthia is dating a few people at the moment and likes one more than others. Eva did not bring anything to the reunion.
Kroy literally is adjusting Kim’s Spanx for her. Kroy literally looked at the cameraman and said,”She’s hot, right? She’s hot.” What kind of Kool-Aid do they make at Kim’s house? Kim carries her shoes in one hand and her phone and Solo cup in the other. She just could not possibly walk out on stage in her heels. I mean she is getting paid $95,000 for this episode. One would think sh could walk a few feet in some heels .
Andy points out that Kim’s lips are considerably bigger. She agrees and he asks what the end game is with the lips. She says it just depends on how she is feeling at the moment. They move on to the Elephant Room. The security issue is over, and now the DVR is skipping in and out. This is pissing me off. I am losing a lot of these final minutes. The apparently caught Sheree talking crap with Kim about Cynthia on the after show. Literally I hear about every 20th word. Andy says that Kim has a way of pivoting like, I believe he meant Sarah Huckabee does. Clearly this editing is done to make everyone glad Kim is gone.
Kim is caught in a lie about taking a photo of Nene’s car in handicapped. Nene is going in on Kim screaming bloody murder at her. I’ll just recap this with a photo.
Next week, there is more screaming at Kim and Kenya moves over in between Nene and Kandi to double team her ass.
It’s only 7:00 here, but thank you for the recap.
Sadly, sounds a bit boring EXCEPT for whatever is not letting you breathe, lol. Hmmm.
Have a good night. ?
At this point I wonder, if Kroy is just trying to convince himself that Kim is hot.
She’s hot right? Lolol.
Or trying to convince her he thinks she’s hot. I think Kim requires a lot of stroking and ass-kissing, and has him trained to provide it.
I can’t look at him without feeling sorry for his parents at how he turned out and who he married.
Same here. They must be completely mortified…..and those poor beautiful children are caught up in the crap. The mouths on them are absolutely disgusting.
That is what I was thinking, unless he lost his brain as well as his balls…she is deformed. He needs to go home and deliver his apologies and try to save the younger children.
So embarrassed for him, his poor “ good people” family must be sick. I would love to hear what the people in Montana think about his transformation.
Well… the NFL is under a lot of scrutiny lately because players are suffering from brain-destroying concussions that are severely crippling healthy young men at an early age.
My honest opinion, Kroy is a closet-case (allegedly). Closeted gay men are often ‘attracted’ to voluptuous alpha-females. It makes them feel uber-hetero for some reason. I speak from experience. So my observation, this is a gay man who doesn’t actually know if his chosen partner is actually attractive or just a jokey stereotype that he is unable to make a real judgment on.
Ooooooo interesting!!
Now that makes sense! What straight man would be sewing his wife’s wigs?!? I mean, lets be honest here…NONE of them would. Hell, even her sons refused to be on wig duty patrol. LOL
and Kroy’s high pitched giggle is definitely not masculine
My stupid Spectrum DVR was skipping too —worse than yours. Finally it stuck on the final 10 min so I’m gonna record the second airing to watch the Kim bullshit. Thank you for the recap TT.
Porcha was funny when she said “should we clap “ when Kim entered the reunion. This easily could of been a two parter.
Or a one-could have skipped this entire episode.
Cynthia telling Kim that she had no class was the best part of the evening.
I loved that. If Cynthia stays around Queen Kenya. She will be reading a fool with the best of them. Who the hell does balloon lips Kim think she is? She comes for a sister like that, she is suppose to get her a$# handed to her and that is just what Cynthia did!*
So did Marlo supposedly hook up with Ted Turner while he was married to Jane Fonda?? Because I need to know about this rumor! Even though Marlo denied it.
Marlo totally hooked up while Ted was married. Jane was furious! Her brother Peter lives in the same Montana town as I do, Livingston. Jane and Ted were around the area a lot, and then Ted bought the big buffalo ranch near Bozeman and he and Jane moved there for the summer to remodel the house. It was during this time that Jane found out about Marlo according to Peter’s hired help who overheard the whole conversation between Peter and his wife Becky Fonda. Yes, people, most hired help do talk about your private business with their friends, especially if you are rich or famous or both.
Ted owns a good chunk of Montana’s private land. And I’m not joking. He owns more than 2 million acres of land in the U.S. He’s the second biggest land owner in the country.
OMG. I’m absolutely shocked! I never knew he was the rumored married man. My brother in law is the proprietor for the restaurant Ted’s Montana’s Grill in Colorado and every year they have some family retreat mini vacation in Montana that Ted hosts and pays for. He told me Jane Fonda still goes to this event every summer even though they’re divorced now. I’m absolutely stunned. Ted never seemed like a philanderer to me.
OMG i finally got a 360 of kim’s nose. It’s like she tried and failed to emulate a Disney princess, it’s more horrible because she had Brielle do the same thing, sad. Her/Brielle’s lips are ridiculously oversized, just look at them under the Disney nose, awful. Time to go away Kim & Co.
I was thinking a Who from Whoville… the live action version.
Kim posted a photo of herself from the reunion on Instagram and it’s laughable. So edited! It’s sad because she probably thinks that’s what she actually looks like
and she had no idea who sarah huckabee sanders is, (when andy made the comment) so clearly she doesn’t watch/read the news
That was great. In the middle of Kim implying that Cynthia is not real bright, Andy points out that Kim is actually stupid. That was the best moment of the hour for me.
Hah! I was going to try and stay up to watch the second airing at the nurse’s house…I’m going to get comfy and continue watching “The Crown” which BTW LOVE!
Honestly I need some of that Kool-Aid! There ARE DAYS one or both of us need the “spandex” but just curl an ugly (human face lip) and carry on. No “wig carrying,” “happy” in every room together action around my parts. Knew I should have gone to CocHella this year, in white, high heels and threw down, I live pretty close…Damn job! Maybe next year.
*Coachella!!! Although kinda like the autocorrect. I don’t know what the temps were down there today but I doubt (very) hot.
If Kim’s ass is as perfect as she claims in all her photoshopped selfies, she wouldn’t need to be stuffed into spanx.
I was definitely trying to be silly but that’s true. I’m under the impression most women in the “industry” wear some sort of supportive foundation garment and men men too…ooh now I’m wondering about Kroy!?
Part of the “busting out all over” problem is just the size of the clothing period! If you squeeze a size 10 (insert ANY larger size into too small size) into a size 6 or 4? You’re going to look like you outgrew your clothing or maybe even “fat?” Appropriately fitting clothes always make you look slimmer and in my opinion more attractive. For example Cynthia looks like her chest and armpits are being pinched, literally! That makes me feel uncomfortable for her and then I’m distracted by everything she may say, her hair or makeup, even the whole dress itself etc… just feel it takes away from her beauty. I used her as an example but it applies broadly for me (no pun intended). No need to wear a potato sack! Just know your size and wear it, I know it was hard for me to tackle the “size thing” growing up because I’m a realitively tall and not a “fine boned” woman. No one I was friends with was anywhere near as tall or as big as I was and I really struggled with the whole number thing. Cynthia being a mature model should understand that! Again, just using her as an example….too lengthy probably!
Awe I had the same struggles growing up too! I stll struggle with being tall – jeans, cute shoes that are 2 inches or lower, shirts that are long enough all over, coats with longer sleeves. It’s hard being a tall woman and dressing nice.
It looks that it physically hurt her to move in that monstrosity of a dress. Then she gave a shout out to the dress designer….which I can only assume the designer was crying after watching her sachet on to the stage.
That was quite “a dress” for sure! “Crying” for the loveliness of the beauty of the unloveliness of the fit?
I’d assume as the designer fit is everything…
Shoot! *or not of
I forgot to thank you TT, sorry, you’re the reason I can wait. Your post is hilarious and insightful! I can’t imagine the RHOA brought anything compared to you.
Hope the neighborhood quieted down! Is next door vacant now? Is that a problem?
TT please go on Marlo’s Instagram and confirm this supposed tea she spilled on Kenya. She’s claiming Kenya was trying to date some old white guy and that Marlo made it possible for Kenya to go to her first NYFW. She also claims Kenya asked her for hand bags. There’s so-called text messages she showed from 2013. Can you confirm any of this? Also what did you mean by you wont confirm the African tea because you’re mostly a Kenya fan now? I want to know all the deets please!
What?!
Well Marlo is suppose to be a personal shopper. One of the many fake jobs she has. So if Kenya asked her to get her a bag I see nothing wrong with it. Hell it will be Marlo not Kenya getting a five finger discount. Hell I wish I knew her. I’m in need of a couple of bags myself that I can’t pay the full price of!* hehehe
Tt, I hope Kenya’s peach is safe for season11 afterall? I wish her & her husband a happy, healthy pregnancy and life together.
I heard they were ready to can her but her baby news saved her for one more season. There’s really no point in them paying her to be on a show when she refuses to film most of her life.
They’re re-airing Kenya’s episode of WWHL with Micheal Rapaport tonight. Kenya’s episode had the highest ratings and most views on YouTube by the network still wants to dump her? I don’t get it.
Did you catch the part of the D Challenge Kandi did about herself? Woo, girl admitted the stories about the threesomes.
She’s a freak (and I mean that in a respectful way)… and she’s not ashamed to hide it.
How did the man call her snatched after adjusting her spanx. I mean, how sexy is that, a chauffer that will adjust your spanx? I think Kroy needs to be deprogrammed.
I’m starting to warm up to Porsha too. Gasp!
TT thanks for this recap. Marlo is going off on Kenya online. Marlo is clearly childish as hell, mentally unstable and a complete hood rat. If I was Kenya, I would be worried about my safety. Nene needs to keep her eyes on Marlo.
I, too, am losing my dislike for Porsha. Are we being manipulated by editing?… I wonder… but that dislike has been replaced by an intense aversion to Marlo. She is a shite-disturber with an all-too-obvious agenda — a peach. She thinks designer labels equal exquisite taste, but in her case, the emperor has new clothes! I don’t care WHAT LABEL she wears, she makes EVERYTHING look cheap and tacky. Simply Marlo, LLC. as in Lying, Libelous C-word!
Nanette, I laughed my ass off when Marlo claimed to be a “secret stylist” to the stars. smdh
I think we can break the “secret” part. When someone is on the “worst-dressed” lists, it means Mediocre Marlo styled their look. Tawdry, tacky, and counterfeit designer crap looks good on NO ONE.
Lol she is so bothered while Kenya could not care less. If everything that Kenya says is a lie then why is Marlo so itchy? Kenya has her blocked across the board, phone and all social media. She’s trying to create buzz to come back next season in some capacity and as always say “Kenya Moore”….. and its all over the blogs. Too bad Marlo is a nobody that no one except boosters and hood rats care for. I would love for TT to do a full expos`e on Marlo, I just found out that the beautiful girl she sliced took her own life because she couldn’t deal with being so horribly disfigured and left her young son to be raised by her family. Marlo is a disgusting bitch and if I didn’t see it for her before, it’s an eclipse for that bitch now. She makes me sick. I think she’s one of those hoodrats who grew up hating beautiful women and that is where her real issue with Kenya lies. She can’t even name one thing that Kenya has done to her.
I wish there was “like” feature in the comments!
Me too. It shouldn’t be too hard to add. I couldn’t do it, but a decent web designer could.
Me too!
I wasn’t mad at Porsha either TT. She’s melting my cold heart but I will never see it for her conpletely. She cute though lol. Oh TT I hope you have great news about Kenya. I just want our girl to win period.
TT never has good news for Kenya. Trust me, if she’s holding something it’s something damaging and negative.
Dear Cynthia, if you are 50 years old and you aren’t having carnal knowledge with a prospective partner after 2 dates then you are wasting everyone’s time. Your vagina is no longer a “flower” for you to give only to a man who you may marry someday. That’s ridiculous. It’s to GET YOUR FREAK ON!
Yeah, we see you… pointing two fingers at yourself and others. You’re on a tv show and you have a young adult daughter so you want to set a good example. But please, you’re as transparent as see-thru underpants.
Sweetie, the entire Cynthia and Will “relationship” was faked for the cameras. The misogynists to run this franchise require the women to have a man. Because women without men are boring and uninteresting.
I know, I know, lol. Hence my second paragraph.
I’m thoroughly convinced that Cynthia is 100% asexual. She is like a child. The Kandi “attraction” is also a red herring. This woman does not fuck! Was she a beard for Papa Smurf too?
Eva who? she might have said six words total. When was this taped cuz she was having contractions but just gave birth a night or so ago? A shame cuz I would have liked to see more of her.
i didnt see that kenya moved in between kandi and nene, or was you just joking??
kim has neva been a favorite of mine but the humanity side of me hates for a person to get triple teamed on especially if the person there bullying is not as strong as the other women, clearly kim cannot hang with nene, kenya and kandi……..
porsha is gorgious as always and she really was vocal this reunion and i hope her and kandi move on cause who sicka sex dungeon gate is me..
i hope bravo brangs phaedra back in some capacity for season 11, ide also like to see some new faces as friends to the show…….
Are you kidding? Kim is one nasty woman, who has trashed these women big time and said and did outrageous things about them all season. She can’t keep up with them not because she isn’t strong, it’s because she is too stupid. They are all smarter than she is.
With Porsha in there, that is really saying something.
Cynthia – still doesn’t have anything to add to the show…her tagline should say “Beauty Fades..and so did my storyline”…
Kandi -..an episode where she didn’t cry ;0) I don’t care what anyone says, she will never forgive Porsha…she’s doesn’t strike me as the type to just let things go…not when it comes to her coinz. She will continue to just feed Porsha with a long-handled spoon for the cameras. Those half-baked apologies will never be alright with Kandi – she probably enjoyed everyone taunting Porsha over it.
Eva – what possibly did she have to contribute…she was just as boring as Kim Fields was…she could have just sent over her responses to questions in a text …
Kenya – my girl…stop asking for champagne while you’re pregnant…lol…
Nene – she sat their simmering until Kim showed up – then BOOM – like a tiger with a steak ! hahahaha
Kim – she really is a pathological liar…she’s believing her own lies…oh I forgot…she’s psychic too !
Marlo – Girlbye
I Googled “Simply Marlo, LLC” and nothing came up except marlohampton.com and that website is currently down. I lol’d.
Per State of Georgia Corporations Search, it exists. Purpose of Business: None.
At THAT I lol’d.
Combining all those little hints left by TT here and there I just wonder what the tea about Kenya is!
Still trying to figure out Marlo’s super power. She looks cheap, she is not well spoken. She behaves like a caged animal, yet men line up to buy her houses? Maybe she can suck the chrome off of a fender.
As for Ted, nothing surprises me. In the 70s and 80s, he was known for his parties…like people couldn’t find their clothes in the morning parties.
She probably lets her johns piss and shit on her. Total degradation.
I was wondering the same thing!
I’m having trouble believing that Kenya is pregnant. Time may prove me wrong but we’ll see.
She never said she was. She said she will be welcoming a boy or girl by the end of the year.
Actually Kenya confirmed that she is pregnant last Monday on Instagram. I love Kenya, but I don’t believe most of her antics. That said, I believe she is pregnant, but she regretted that she announced it too early. God willing we will see her baby belly in 4 moths from now.
Actually she never used the word pregnant.
She did not say it on rhoa, but she did say on her Instagram video. She explained that she was very happy and it wasn’t surrogate. Kenya was very direct. I am sad that I dont know how to save Insta videos. I wish I had it?
She just said that she wasn’t using a surrogate, maybe next time. I didn’t see her actually confirming a pregnancy on her instagram. Kenya likes to manipulate the truth and play with words so she can later say, “I never actually SAID pregnant.” She’s also been known to lie. I really don’t think a woman her age, if truly pregnant, would be announcing anything. The miscarriage rate is quite high, so it’s best left unsaid until later in the pregnancy.
Boring. Wish I could have heard what NeNe and Kim were saying, but once again TALKING OVER EACH OTHER, means can’t hear!! I don’t know how they can fix it, but just ugh.
I might be in the minority but when someone says “I apologize” I never get the same feeling as if they were to say “I’m sorry”. The fact that Porsha only says “I apologize” usually followed by the “if I did anything” makes me think she is not genuine. Ok so last night she didn’t do the whole “if I did anything” but she never says “sorry” just “I apologize”.
It’s just so flummoxing that grown-ass adults have no idea how to apologize! You almost never hear a real apology on these shows. It’s truly bizarre.
Did you hear Kroy ask “Should I go get the cooler of water?” And Kim said “Run honey!” Cooler of water? You mean WINE Kim?? Must be their code word!! Begone Wig!!
I’m curious to hear Tamara’s opinion on Kim and Nene’s social media tit for tat today. Kim is just too dumb to know when to quit.
These are the ugliest dresses I’ve ever seen. Who are they wearing? She by Sheree?
When Sheree said “She by Gucci,” I couldn’t believe it. That dress was SO unbecoming. They dress for the price tag because they don’t understand what LOOKS good. Maybe Marlo styled her. That satin looked like the cheapo satin used for Walmart Halloween costumes. I am so glad Sheree will not be on next season. That hideous “chateau” is the epitome of tasteless excess and overcompensation!
According to Merriam-Webster:
Prostitute – to devote to corrupt or unworthy purposes : debase prostitute one’s talents.
Whore – to pursue a faithless, unworthy, or idolatrous desire.
In short, unless you devote your entire live to service for the greater good, we are all a bunch of prostitution whores! Marlo is doing no different than an any other “lady” who dates rich guys until finding the one that she marries. She if funny, flawed, and entertaining as hell. That damn Marlo’s Closet was actually decent and I am a cynical bitch about most things. Heather Dubrow has copied the show and failed due to her dry ass personality.
I was disappointed in Marlo during the reunion. I wanted more from her. She seemed shocked that Kenya came for her so viciously. I needed Marlo to defend herself and roast Kenya even though I am a Kenya fan as well.
Correction: “life”
I think you may have applied the definition a little too broadly.
Your reasoning is bull. Laughable.
And even applying your reasoning, I am not a whore or prostitute, nor have I ever been. Interesting that you are willing to apply that vocation to yourself.
Marlo has devoted her life to it (after she gave up carrying razor blades wherever she went). I have thought about it and I can’t think of a single nice or decent thing she has said or done EVER during this show. She has only done nasty things and said horrible things.
So call it what you want, but personally I am shocked that Bravo allows someone of Marlo’s caliber on this or any show. Rules of decency or even the law don’t apply to her. And all the designer clothes in the world will not change who she is. Unless she changes.
You’re not a Kenya fan if you wanted Marlo to roast Kenya. Marlo said some vile things to Kenya which were unwarranted. If Kenya was an ugly, evil bitch like Marlo when Marlo spoke about Kenya’s mother and upbringing, Kenya would hace brought up the fact that atleast her family wanted her unlike Marlo’s hence she grew up in foster care.
Worst season every of RHOA. Too many fake, contrived story lines. Cynthia’s fake boyfriend, Sheree’s fake boyfriend and fake home, Kim’s fake face and production driven shit stirring, Nene’s lack of story line, Porsha who doesn’t bring a thing. I actually understood Kenya’s tantrum in Houston, when production tried to set her up for petty drama when she was focused on actually helping others who were suffering. Bravo needs to kill this show. I would watch Kandi run a restaurant with her family, raise her kids, tour with her old group, handle her crotchety old mama. Kenya could be fun with a spin off. The rest is just tired and fake. Go away.
I am seeing more indication that Kim needs the show. Maybe that’s why she was trying so hard. We know that Kroy never got a job in broadcasting. Don’t Be Tardy was relegated to Friday’s. Now I have just seen Kim’s brand page. Kashmere prices cut by 50%, the lashes ans kid shoes pages don’t exist. The child can’t get a job. E only offered internships to college students and most who wanted something so badly might actually enroll in college, oldest child decided to keep her job as oldest child and Starbucks runner.
Ton’s going out, none coming in. Is that what Nene has on her? Does Nene know something else?
That sounds about right.
I love it when the housewives put on a show like they are concocting a new line of products. Very few of them actually understand their products. There are so many companies that make private label products. My parents were in the beauty business and sold a line of makeup under their own label. Did they have any input in the process? No. They picked out the style of labeling. Not saying they all do it. I think some are very involved in the chemistry and production. (The one on Dallas, family company, Bethany, Heather from NY). I don’t think Kim could tell you how any of her products are made, or what they are made of. I remember when she wanted to start a wig line. She went to a beauty school for about an hour. She dismissed everything and everyone. She is to lazy to do anything.
Yesterday Wendy asked the audience who watched the RHOA reunion and there was only a smattering of applause. Wendy was shocked that so few were interested. I hope Andy was watching. He doesn’t seem to believe what we say here.
I am also thinking that Kim’s apology to Nene had a purpose. Kim never does anything without a purpose. It was a jacked up apology as far as I am concerned with the I could have sued you in the middle. She needs to be back in Nene’s good graces.
Kim has morphed into a stupid cartoon character. That look she does, when she’s not happy, is grotesque. I thought Kroy was a solid guy, but she whipped him into a plastic surgery worshiper. He needs an intervention of some kind, or a trip to the eye doctor, or both.