I don’t expect this episode to be as good as last week’s or next week. This episode will bring out Eva, and let her talk about how pregnant she is, and attack Sheree and Cynthia a bit for their fake boyfriends. It’s simply the build up til Kim comes out and gets her ass handed to her by Kenya. But most of that will be on the final reunion episode next week. I have been holding my tongue and my breath about some stuff with Kenya for the last several days and I’m still waiting to exhale. That is all I can say for now as I wait for my sourcI’d like to confess I am losing my hate-on for Porsha. I know. I know! It’s just something that is happening to me!!! This low-level argument between Cynthia and Porsha was cute. Porsha gives Kandi yet another apology. Kandi says she wants to let this go today so that Andy won’t keep bringing it up. They shake on it.
During a break, Sheree flees to Kim. Because, birds of a feather. Sheree says everyone is kissing Nene’s ass and are going to come for her.
After the break we get a random package on Nene just to remind us all that she didn’t have jack shit for a storyline this season other than the time she told some chick she hopes she gets raped by an Uber driver and her roach problem. Nene tries to deny that she wished rape on someone. She needs a PR person. Nene says she was not made at Kandi.
Marlo denies that she is a prostitute and then denies that Ted Turner bought her house. Mmm Hmmm. Porsha says she wants people to stop calling her a prostitute because she ain’t no prostitute neither. Ahhh hanh… I mean call it what you want, ladies. It’s your business. Andy plays a package where Porsha calls Kenya a prostitute. Andy says no more calling each other prostitutes and with that, Marlo is dismissed. During the break Porsha tells Kenya she forgot about calling her a prostitute, but she does remember Kenya saying she did know the one-eyed African. Since I am mostly Team Kenya now, I will not share any receipts on this topic.
Eva comes out and says her contractions are about ten minutes apart. Andy wants to deliver the baby on camera. Eva isn’t really feeling Andy being the one to deliver baby Mikey since he’s never even seen a vagina. Eva is getting married in October. That is convenient timing as it will be perfect for the finale if that is the direction that Bravo is going. Kenya has been planning a stateside wedding around June or July as well. Eva is just trying to snatch that peach and Kenya is not happy about Eva having her storyline. These two do no geehaw at all.
On the other hand, Cynthia and Kandi do get along well. Cynthia has a girl crush on Kandi and Kandi says Cynthia bought her a new pair of shoes! Then we see some lost footage of the Dick Challenge where Kandi writes lyrics about what everyone on the show is willing to do for dick. It’s kinda funny.
Next up, we have to pretend that Cynthia was really dating Will. This was completely fake storyline and I do not care. Cynthia admits she did not sleep with Will. I’m going to refresh my drink. And I’m having some sort of issue outside my house at the moment. High security alert. While all of this is going on, we are still talking about Will. Cynthia is dating a few people at the moment and likes one more than others. Eva did not bring anything to the reunion.
Kroy literally is adjusting Kim’s Spanx for her. Kroy literally looked at the cameraman and said,”She’s hot, right? She’s hot.” What kind of Kool-Aid do they make at Kim’s house? Kim carries her shoes in one hand and her phone and Solo cup in the other. She just could not possibly walk out on stage in her heels. I mean she is getting paid $95,000 for this episode. One would think sh could walk a few feet in some heels .
Andy points out that Kim’s lips are considerably bigger. She agrees and he asks what the end game is with the lips. She says it just depends on how she is feeling at the moment. They move on to the Elephant Room. The security issue is over, and now the DVR is skipping in and out. This is pissing me off. I am losing a lot of these final minutes. The apparently caught Sheree talking crap with Kim about Cynthia on the after show. Literally I hear about every 20th word. Andy says that Kim has a way of pivoting like, I believe he meant Sarah Huckabee does. Clearly this editing is done to make everyone glad Kim is gone.
Kim is caught in a lie about taking a photo of Nene’s car in handicapped. Nene is going in on Kim screaming bloody murder at her. I’ll just recap this with a photo.
Next week, there is more screaming at Kim and Kenya moves over in between Nene and Kandi to double team her ass.