Farrah Abraham went to get butt injections and took Sophia with her to film the whole thing. One can presume she is getting her derriere ready for its close up. UGH.
Teddi Mellencamp and Kyle Richards are at Coachella with their husbands. Portia did Teddi’s makeup and she did a great job! Teddi’s real friendship with Kyle bodes well for her staying on the show.
Kim and Kroy and Brielle also headed out to Coachella and DBT is supposed to film if they can get a permit.
All the housewives did makeup free photos with People. I don’t have a good link to them all.
Jenelle Evans’ ex-husband, Courtland Keith Rogers, was arrested again. Charges seem serious.
RHONJ is filming and they are on a trip to Oklahoma. Teresa, Melissa, Dolores and Margaret are joined by two new housewives. Jackie Goldschneider is a mom of two sets of twins. One set just turned 10 and the other seem close in age. The ten year old twins are boys and the younger set is a boy and a girl. Jackie is a former lawyer and current freelance writer who recently wrote story on the Lauritas for a autism magazine. Jennifer Aydin is the other new housewife in Jersey. She has some SERIOUS eyebrows that I am sure will be discussed a lot. She is married to a Plastic surgeon and they have five kids. Both did a lot of testing and production seemed to like the both. So we may have six RHONJ next season. Danielle is not on the trip I am not sure if she has been filming. I never really understood what happened with her last season. They will probably film her wedding since Teresa and Melissa have sort of committed to be in it. She was recently spotted buying her wedding dress. I have no idea why they are in Oklahoma but they seem to be having a great time drinking beer and wearing boots and jeans and jean shorts and plaid everything.
Speaking of weddings, MJ and Tommy are getting married next Saturday. The wedding will be filmed for the season finale of Shahs of Sunset. Vida still thinks Tommy has hung the moon. I really like these two together.
A settlement was reached in the Kingsley dog bite case that happened in the apartment Kyle bought for Kim to live in. This happened after Kyle tried to get taken off of the case. We know Kim doesn’t have any money to settle something like that. So Kyle is paying for Kim again.
And finally there was this hysterical exchange between Nene and Sheree that I shall present to you without comment. Oh and Kim and Sheree are already crafting their “I wasn’t fired I quit.” speeches.
Must be part of Sophia’s homeschooling.
Butt Plumping 101
Who is Sophia??
Oh Farrah’s daughter…duh!
Sophia also in a video chat with scum pedophile, tells her she is cute. Would someone please take care if this child befores some pervert’s Lolita?
I really thought they might ax RHONJ, that show is long dead and will be with Teresa as ut’s main focus. Melissa does nothing of interest. As long as she is making stuff up, she should come up with a great storyline.
Nene, Sheree and Kim can stop now. The season’s over.. There are bugs in GA, especially with a pool or if you live on the Hooch. I have always had pest control and still find the occasional bug, usually dead, but they can get inside. If Nene had dishes with food in the sink, dirty plates all iver or a pile if garbage we could talk. Now Sheree talking about Credit Card Fraud? Wasn’t that suppisedly Marlo?
I hope everyone on the Eastern side of the Mississippi are faring ok in these storms.
Sheree puttin anyone on blast for fraud is some pot, kettle, black bawlshyte….ain’t her boo in prizzzon for fraudin’ people?
Shut up SheBroke chats Shit…..
Re: Danielle and filming RHNJ, she has definitely been attending events that are being filmed including Melissa’s fake (well for tv) birthday party. But I guess if she’s not on the trip she’s not gonna be full time this season.
Danielle (bravo) probably in for a wedding? I can only imagine this event! I’m crossing myself and I’m not even Catholic!
Isn’t Farrah already famous for her butt? ?
Only for sticking thing up her butt. The butt itself is not quite Kardashian yet.
Her butt is famous for back door teen mom ha xD
All fun news! Thanks for the update!
I don’t understand the hype around Coachella, tickets are expensive and you have to make travel arrangements to/from Indio
All of the music and film festivals have become places where those who take selfies can be seen. It’s not about the music or films anymore
It truly is. My cousin rents out her La Quinta home but around $2000a night during Coachella. It’s insane!
Your cousin is smart!
I’m not going to say a damn word….
Kyle and Teddi are way too old for Coachella.
Are NeNe and Sheree illiterate?
I can’t with the RHONJ. Is Juicy getting out/shipped off to Italy soon?
Some of y’all really to write a list of rules for old people so we will know what we are not allowed to do anymore. Kyle has been going to Coachella forever. Usually with her husband and family. She will be very sad sitting at home next year missing an outing she enjoys because random folks have decided she is too old to go. At least she cut her hair. I know how y’all feel about women choosing how to wear their own hair. Please append those guidelines with the other restrictions on our freedoms.
Kyle has a home down the road from Coachella in Rancho Mirage or La Quinta. That’s their weekend getaway home so its only a few miles away.
Only the young think we should stop living our lives. I go to Bonnaroo and I am not lonely for people my own age. The big difference is that I can afford a hotel now and don’t have to sit in mud when the rains com.
Having said that, yes, do something with your hair as you get older. Long hair drags your face down. Still, it’s your head so whatever.
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The best thing about getting older TT is the fact you get to a point where you don’t care what other people think of you anymore, we spend our early years trying to “fit in”, then it goes to trying to please a mate, and of course lets not forget keeping “up” with chicks at work. Then one day you realize all that shit don’t matter…be true to yourself because now adays with social media, EVERYONE has an opinion. (Negative mostly)…and most of these people have insecurity issues so it makes them feel better about themselves to judge others…based on what I wonder… Sometimes you just need to shut up and listen.
So go on Bitches….judge me! I have a pretty fabulous life and I am Blessed. It was a long Journey to get here, but I am finally HAPPY! That my friend is what life is about…Freedom and Happiness.
Living life is not measured by what age you are when you do things, life experiences is everything! Imagine how much we would miss if we lived by the “age” rule! I am living my 2nd and BEST Life ever and it didn’t start till I was 45 years old! 7 years later and I am all IN! Life is and can be sooooo good. So TT the “age” rule is made up by people who don’t know any better ….thats ok, one day they will understand…or not. Who.cares;)
Cheers to you TT and fellow TT comment Homies
I just came home from a Bachelorette party, the bride to be is 58 years old, getting married for the first time and she wore the veil, the crown the sash, everything. Why should she not have that joy, she deserves it. We had a blast, and best part, it was done by 9!
/quietly weeps with joy.
I think that’s a “Bread”song. ..
I named my daughter after a Bread song. My amazing father was playing a song on the big family suburban on the way home from visiting my grandma. We had gone to let her know that her 16 year old grand daughter was gonna have a baby. The only thing i knew was that I’d name my girl after the beautiful song my dad was playing. Thanks Dad your the best. She’s 23 now! And Aubrey was her name…
Some of you claiming to be old seem young to me! ? And if I wanted to make the drive, and camp, I would certainly goto Coachella.
“And Aubrey was her name”. I love Bread, How sweet is that!?
When I was younger, there were red hat ladies? Purple hat ladies? who would wear what I thought were um, silly, outfits and go out together and do fun shit that made them happy. I had a bit of an issue with that.
We all have to grown into doing whatever the fuck we want in our older years. For me, that’s going through the drivethru and sometimes the grocery store in fugly men’s pajama’s.
I also have long hair that I go back and forth on cutting since I like me a messy bun. And if I cut too much, it’s a big frizzy mess that requires a lot of work.
Some of the women dictating the rules here are old enough to be out of fucks to give. But apparently they still have a pocket full of fucks and are getting surgery and dieting and spending tons of money on the latest it designer or handbag. I mean I don’t care if they do that? And if I want to go to Coachella, I’ll damn well go!
My wish for all the rulemakers online for old folks is that they live long enough to see how ridiculous their made up rules are, and free themselves from whatever societal norms they think exist for old people.
Yaaaaaaaassss TT! Agree with you! I can’t take people who think life has to stop at a certain age , no long hair , no short skirts, no tattoos, no clubs, no white wedding dress, no baby shower etc etc … why the hell do other people care so deeply about what am “older” person is wearing and doing?! Just be you!
Preach it Sister!!!!!
(I cant even COUNT how many times Ive worn my baggy plaid mens pajama bottoms, and worn my hair up in a knot out and about!)
The entire point of the poem is that I will give zero f*^cks
When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat that doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me,
And I shall spend my pension
on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals,
and say we’ve no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I am tired,
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells,
And run my stick along the public railings,
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick the flowers in other people’s gardens,……
It is a favorite of mine. The red hat societies were supposed to band together for charitable works for the community but it turned to be ladies who lunch. I think there still some around. Isn’t it funny they came up with rules for beautiful words that said no rules.
Love it
Was once at Disneyland with a bunch of Red Hat ladies in attendance! There were big Red Hats on scooters EVERYWHERE.
My only beef was how dressed up they were. Couldn’t they do a red baseball hat and some casual clothes?
Preach, TT!
I was thinking the other day to make going to Coachella a goal, and even maybe Burning Man.
I intend on getting my knees back and working, and luckily my 31 year old daughter lives like she’s 20, and is up for anything, especially with me. (Lucky like that)
My man and son will tell us why it’s a bad idea, we’ll tell them laughing to shut the F up.
Makes for a beginning of the years I’ve been waiting for, just have fun. You’re done with expectations.
Cheryl BURNING MAN is costly and preparation is mandatory .
Would be interesting.
I want this.
Yaaaasss! I’m pushing 60 and it’s so incredibly freeing to care less and less what people think and do what makes me happy and the people I love, happy. My father, a very wise said that the people who think they have it all in our small town wouldn’t be able to afford a rental in Naples and some people in Naples who think they have it all wouldn’t be able to afford dock fees much less a yacht in St Barths and on and on. Those cities are just examples but you get my drift so who cares what a person has or doesn’t have and play that game with no winners? I’ll do me and you do you… it’s all good.
Thank you
I will be submitting my list.
Side boob is number six.
Cootie Cutters have to be #5 with a bullet ?
I’m old as dirt, suppose many of you would frown at my skinny jeans I wear daily, biking 20 miles and going to every outdoor concert I can.
Sometimes I’m grey, blonde, brownish or reddish colored hair. Love my long hair that I do cut every so often.
Thank goodness I live in California where most women over 65 do more than me and look better.
Jesus… 20 miles? I’m not going to frown, except maybe in jealousy. My back has been killing me lately and I’m only 46.
I got some goals now to get into shape so I can travel to all these places people think I shouldn’t go so I can just chant ZERO FUCKS at them and enjoy myself.
I have family in Europe right now (military). Goals – be consistent with the thyroid meds, and start having some vegetarian days so that I know I”m eating veggies. Oh, and save up airmiles so my ass will be in business class at least.
Erica, WALK with purpose 6 days a week. If you are in really bad shape, do your block EVERY day twice. 14 days later find a park, trail somewhere walk 1 mike, add a mile every 7- 14 days, try to increase or maintain pace.
Honest the hardest part is getting your butt out the door but you will feel so very good, I promise.
Erica, no one is looking at you walk except those that want to walk with you.
I promise after walking a few months people will begin looking at you in a good way.
Walking saved my life a few years ago. It was my stepping stone to my skinny jeans.
Before I sat down on the couch and just started blogging, I was teaching at the school next door. I was in a relationship that was volatile but at that time mostly positive and I began to walk. I live near a weird little recreational area and I would go there and walk laps. I’m not sure now how long the laps are I thing a quarter mile. I would drop a penny at my starting point because it is really easy to loss track. Is this three or four? Seven or eight?
I didn’t really see a change in my weight. Somehow in my head, I always look good until I see myself in a mirror. I have sort of reverse body dysmorphia . In yet another example of “principals are assholes” I remember my principal at the time asking me what I had had done. How had I lost the weight? And when I said I had started walking I felt like he didn’t believe me. I was also in love, so that was a contributing factor. I’m HUGE now. And this comment resonated with me. I just need to walk around the block twice a day. Or once a day even. And get back on the right path.
I’m having a really hard time lately. And I’m feeling some profound loneliness that normally I either don’t feel or don’t let it surface. It’s really weird to be lonely and at the exact same time not want to be around people.
Today the sun is shining. It’s beautiful outside. I know I should be out there. But today is not that day for me. But there is always tomorrow.
Are these rules only for women? Just wondering ’cause men seem to be breaking said rules but seldom get called out for it. What about long hair for old guys? Older long-haired performers like Willie Nelson, Eric Clapton or Keith Richards.
Love you TT 😀
Thank you!
Yessss, Tamara!! And whoever’s writing this list of rules needs to print paper copies of it (in large Courier font). Because everybody knows, no one over the age of 25 goes on The Inter-webs! ?
Considering Teddi is the same age as Beyoncé and much younger than Eminem I don’t think she could be considered too old. Also how old is too old to enjoy a music festival?
Muffin said its 142 yrs… so I’m pretty sure we made the cut ? ?
Good.. I have another 42 years ???
Oh! Thank Goodness! I just got to these comments! I’m a loud to go. I had no clue there was an age limit! ‘Course comfortable shoes and not wearing white are always important!
To me? Wear whatever ever you want, I just know in the desert I need comfortable shoes/sandals and no white for basically anything. I spill.
I’m guessing teddie and Beyoncé are around the same age.
I heard on NPR Beyonce slayed last night, can’t wait to start googling!
I was born two weeks before Kyle. I am obsessed with music. I listen to all the newest hip hop/rap & EDM music. I also am an adrenaline junkie that loves heights. I jump from planes, buildings & bridges every chance I get.
Ageism really pisses me off. I may be in an older ‘vessel’ but I still feel young inside and I will be damned if someone is going to tell me what i ‘should or shouldn’t’ do!
I live 4 hours from Coachella and 9 hrs from Burning Man… best believe if I could afford it…I would go!
Oh my, Kyle and Teddi look way too old in that pic to be at Coachella! How ridiculous.
Obviously, Kim and Kroy are chronologically to old to be at Coachella. Intellectually, however, they are to young to be there.
Sheree is just…I have no words.
Thanks for the info, TT!
Will someone please let me know where the age limit is on Coachella or any of these other events please? Apparently “us” old people didnt get the memo ?♀️
142
Oh thank you Muffin! I made the cut ?
Let’s rethink this. Instead of age think insecurity vs self-assured and easy-going. If you think you would enjoy the laid-back atmosphere of a music festival, then go and soak it up. Your joie de vivre will be contagious. Seriously, music festivals aren’t good places to look down your nose. Everybody’s lining up at the port-a-potty, sweating and chillin’ together.
Kroy is 30. Kim is supposedly 39. Eminem is a headliner at 45, but tell us again about age limits..
Haha!! Kim has been 39 for at least 5 years now!!
She has, hasn’t she. Hmmm. Does she ever celebrate a birthday?
Coachella.. A Hell hole open desert that is 95 degrees in the shade with dry heat. . Jam packed with Tweens and Rowdies, Riddled with heavy drug users where Weed fills the air. Kim and Kroy are there. That in itself is enough to keep me away!!!!
Doesn’t plastic melt in extreme heat ? If I were Kim I’d be worried about keeping ice in my red cup to ensure my lips dont melt off my face……. along with everything else…
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You are probably too old for Coachella if …you are prone to heat strokes since the weather is 100-108 degrees… and have medical conditions that put you at risk in large crowds.
Same with most of the festivals. Bonaroo is nasty fun, emphasis on NASTY. If you can hang out with a smile on your face then go. It’s definitely FUNNY to watch the folks in the crowd. Lollapalooza in Chicago is less of a commitment because you can’t camp out. You have to stay in a hotel with actual running water, beds and room service. I’m old, but I’m not dead yet.
I grew up in Palm Springs as we had a house there and also the beach. It’s always firkin hot and often over 100 degrees. We had to do things early before 8 am and then go out again in the evening. Otherwise, we staying in air conditioning or stayed in the pool all day.
Why the hell isn’t Sophia in school? Does Farrah think Sophia was treated horribly in school or something? She needs to be doing what NORMAL 9 year olds do not going with her mom to get butt implant injections or going all over the country to fashion shows. Farrah comes off dumb so I hope she isn’t the one homeschooling Sophia.
She “homeschools” Sophia because violence, guns, bullies and because she is Farrah. It scares me for Sophia that Farrah is doing the homeschooling. In the role of teacher, Farrah thinks she is providing an education on aesthetics and health. Don’t butt implants sound like an optimum health practice?
I know it couldn’t be related to the feeling that rules are not for Sophia. Rules like no makeup on 6-8 yr olds. Or because she skips class for filming and attending Mom’s events. Private schools can be snotty but surely they weren’t worried that Farrah would impact their reputation. There are those rumors that Farrah is broke. School tuition can be pricey.
I don’t know how Sophia could have friends. Mom hauls her all over hell’ Half acre. When would she spend time with friends?
I’m scared that Farrah is the one “teaching” Sophia. Farrah can’t even string a coherent sentence together. Sophia’s screwed. Maybe Maci and Taylor can adopt her. Or Brandon and Teresa.
I don’t think, only a guess, Sophia would not be liked by other girls. Plus she would be the new girl, that’s tough for a normal girl.
Sophia was enrolled in school for a few years. It’s not like she’s never been before.
I do enjoy these updates, TT! Thank you. Interesting, quick reads.
Would love to know why RHONJ Delores is filming with Margaret. I thought she did not like her. And I am curious why Danielle is not in the cast. Last season’s editing was terrible, cutting her out.
LOL I’m so not into giving less than zero f*x about Farrah, I didnt know who Sophie was lol! ? (Guess it’s another thing to add to the list of being to old to care about!)
I’m with you TT, the season is over the ATL needs to slow their roll a bit. I’m over Sheree, and I’m glad that niether her nor Wig will be back next year. The bone collector brought nothing to the show but the same tired sweatsuit, and wigs brought a plethora of new memes for people to use (it is meme’s right? Or is it GIFs?) whatever the hell they are – And staying on topic there – I Literally LOLOLOLOLOL when Marlon responded about White Chicks.
TT, you think Danielle will ever get a front row seat again? Or do you think she is forever sanctioned to the friend of a housewife row? I tend to look at her like I do Sheree, she really doesnt bring much – just alittle wackidoodle crazy, but no real substance ?
As always thanks for the round up (get it? ROdeo reference for the Jersey wives)
Signed-
Another old lady being confined to short hair, no music and no more concerts ?
I think Sheree has it wrong about the credit cards. Isn’t that KZB’s family that does that? She needs to keep her bones straight!
You know Cathy, my mind got tugged on that one too… It seems like somewhere along the road it was K and not N who had that issue… ? sometimes it’s difficult to keep up with all the tea ☕️
Sheree is so lost in the sauce, she’s drowning in it. This is why one should stay in school or atleast finish high school. Damn.
So wait a minute, what is Lyrone inside for again? Isn’t it some kind of fraud? And didn’t we all wonder where she suddenly got the cash to work on the Shiteau?
Jennifer Aydin sounds like a familiar name to me. Does she have priors?
TT- Countess Luanne was supposed to have a court date last week in Palm Beach. Was is rescheduled? Is she still pleading Not Guily?
So I went ahead and looked up Jennifer Aydin’s eyebrows and whooooboy are they gonna get talked about. Wish I could post a photo.
Those eyebrows! I googled it after you mentioned it. OMG
Jennifer Aydin’s eyebrows are the new Kim Biermann’s lips.
Me too, wow!
I saw a photo of her on google images *before* she started drawing those harsh brows on her forehead, and she looked absolutely beautiful! Hopefully they’re not tattooed on, and maybe she’ll go back to her natural-brow look.
For all you youngsters that are age bashing: I am 55+ with white hair. I smoke, drink, have great frequent unprotected sex with my husband, travel when and wherever I like, sit 4-6 weeks a year with toes in the sand and book in my hand, attend music festivals with VIP tickets so I can rock out close to the stage and use the a/c porta-potties, I swim naked, and am DEBT FREE. I wouldn’t go back to being 20 for nothing. I busted my ass early in life so I could live like I do now. I know people like you ….. they are now 60 year-olds that had to have the best of everything when they were young, chased the Jones’s. Now they don’t have a pot to piss in and think I am so lucky. Lucky my ass!
I don’t think they are youngsters, at least not all of them. This site has lots of old farts. lol.
I want to hang out with Jane!
I’m 40 and watch Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 religiously. I’m ashamed. ?
OH Y’ALL! The age police need to head to Coachella, because Lisa Rinna has joined Kyle and Teddi at Coachella!