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America’s Next Top Model: A Winner Is Crowned

April 10, 2018 by tamaratattles 15 Comments

I’m still pissed that the bald-headed short girl was saved to walk in a runway show. She is way too short for runway and none of the clothes are going to fit her.  At the fitting Phillipp Plein is rude as fuck to everyone except Jeana. My blood pressure is going up as I type. No wonder he likes Jeana. They are both bitches. I think Kyla has a shot at winning this. I think it is between Kyla and Krystyana.

When the girls get back to the house, Krystyana cries because Phillipp kept telling her she walked like a horse. She was teased for “looking like a horse” as a child. She has lost all of her self-esteem. She feels ugly. And I really want to kick Phillipp Plein in his tiny little nutsack. I hope he loses clients over this episode.

The first challenge is a photo shoot for Paper magazine. But first, Drew says that someone will be eliminated from the competition immediately. OMG! I thought he was kidding! Drew eliminated Shaniece! What a cunty thing to do to her. I hate Philipp Plein so much. Of course Jeana made a cunty comment. 

Jeana has to get a wig to get her look. Krystyana nails it with her shoot. Kyla does very well also. The whole thing went by so fast I missed most of it. Kyla is nervous about her inexperience, something that Jeana keeps reminding her of. Krystyana continues to struggle with her insecurities.

Did I mention how pissed I am that Shaniece was tossed from the competition? All the girls from the competition appear to be walking in the finale. Krystyana starts crying when Stacy Mackenzie gives them a pep talk. Stacy tells her to stop it. Jeana has some more shit to talk about it. Because, cunt. Then Tyra shows up with little girl models. Just to make things more difficult.

I don’t even see Shaniece in the intro. Oh wait there she is! She looked amazing. Kyla is killing the runway. Khrystyana did better with the kid than on her own. PP psyched her out about her walk right before she took her final walk. Did I mention I can’t stand him? The final three do a walk together. Shorty McBitchpants gets in the middle and looks like a toddler.

The girls go straight in to the last panel. I swear if Jeana wins I am going to lose my mind. The winner gets $100,000 and a modeling contract and their spread will go into Paper magazine. But first they are going to cut someone right away based solely on the Paper magazine shoot. Crap. This is bad news.

They all love Kyla’s photo and they talk about how she has learned so much over the season and taken all of their advice. Krystyana’s photo was great. Wow. Law did not like her photo at all. Drew disagrees with Law. Tyra likes it. They need to really hate Jeana’s for this to go the way I want it to. Ashley is not a fan of Jeana’s photo. Drew says he really likes the photo but was let down by her performance. Law says the photo is more Paper by Krystyana and he is confused by Drew’s negative critique. Drew says that Jeana didn’t shoot well at all until they put a wig on her. Law and Drew argue and Drew plays it is his magazine and he didn’t like Jeana’s shoot.

Holy shit! Khrystyana was eliminated third! I HATE THIS SHOW! Kyla had better win or this whole thing was rigged. Drew and Tyra both talked about how Jeana stomped off and left the child on her return walk. Drew says that showed her that Jeana was only out for Jeana. Drew is on to Jeana and has been giving her negative critiques all night. Tyra sees it too. Even Drew says he was not surprised because Jeana is the type of girl to run into a burning building, not to save children, but to save her Chanel bags.

Every has a lot of nice things to say about Kyla. Oh but then they say nice things about Jeana again. Did I miss the critique of Kyla’s walk. Yes I did. I just went back to see it. Drew and Ashley didn’t like her runway. Drew and Tyra were fine with it. I can’t take the suspense!

Kyla won! Thank God! That makes Jeana being second even harder for her, and I’m happy about that!

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Filed Under: America's Next Top Model, Entertainment News Tagged With: America's Next Top Model, ANTM, Ashley Graham, Drew Elliott, Entertainment News, Eva Marcille, Law Roach, Tyra Banks, VH1

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  1. DRE says

    April 10, 2018 at 11:09 pm

    This episode really ticked me off. First they get rid of Shaniece, then beautiful Khrystyana (who won so many challenges!) to allow jackhole Jeanna to be runner up. Ugh! Ridiculous, cuz Jeanna didn’t deserve to be 2nd. Glad that Kyla won, since she beat creepy psycho Jeanna. BUT this season was supposed to be about atypical beauty – That pretty can be short, or bald, or curvy, or plus sized or over 30 or just different than usual. And who won? A pretty, 20 year old, skinny, tall, model-y looking girl!! Oh well, at least Kyla seems nice and she’s interested in social issues. Hope she’s successful and stays humble.
    BTW that Phillip guy is a moron. Hope he loses business since he came off like such an imbecile on the show.
    Thanks for the recap, TT!!

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  2. bmw says

    April 10, 2018 at 11:39 pm

    Phillip P. you and Jeanna belong together, you are both cunts. If they were truly looking at their body of work,
    Khrystyana would have won.

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  3. tamaratattles says

    April 10, 2018 at 11:48 pm

    There was ABSOLUTELY NO REASON FOR THEM TO GET RID OF SHANIECE! She could have come in fourth after the damn show. It was humiliation for no damn reason.

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    • DRE says

      April 11, 2018 at 3:03 pm

      Totally agree. Why send Shanice home, at that exact moment?? Without even a hug from Tyra? And no well-wishes from any judges?
      It was shameful!
      Shanice could have continued on, and just placed fourth. Where would the harm have been in that?
      She did not deserve that treatment. It really ticked me off.

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  4. Barbara R says

    April 11, 2018 at 12:26 am

    Hated, hated this finale. That Philip guy was a prick and I despise the nasty bald girl. Krystyana should have won. I was so angry that I deleted the series from my DVR. It would take a lot of convincing for me to watch this show again. Rant over. Good night.

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  5. Katherine 2.0 says

    April 11, 2018 at 8:07 am

    Phillip Plein is the type of small man who gets off on humiliating women. Never heard of him before, and hope I never do again. I was boiling.
    Shaniece!! Girl deserved to stay. Don’t go back to TN!
    Someone above said it, and it’s true: for all ANTM crowing about diversity, they almost always choose the typical type. But who doesn’t love Kyla? What a sweet girl. And she wants to change the world. ❤️

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  6. Angela says

    April 11, 2018 at 1:25 pm

    OMG Jeanna’s whole demeanor changed when Law said she would run back into a building for her purse but not the kids. I damn near dropped my drink. I think Tyra knew she would lose viewership (including me) if Jeanna had won. Bad enough she was only still there because the little man wanted her in his shit show.

    Kyla is a sweet girl, beautiful inside and out, and seems to have a platform she wants to share, which is good. However I was rooting for one of the other two TRUE finalists… they were not quite as bland personality wise …I hope they all keep their heads held high and go on to model in the future. You don’t have to win the show to actually ‘win’. Hopefully Shaniece will not go back to Tennessee and will spread her wings on faith.

    As for Jeanna… I hope she watches herself back and realizes how she is perceived ( because of what comes out of her mouth and the attitude she exudes). Whatever deep insecurities that she used to gain sympathy have been turned into her bitch crutch and she needs to get over it. She could be beautiful if she could learn to humble herself.

    READY FOR NEXT SEASON!

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  7. Queen of the Nile says

    April 11, 2018 at 5:18 pm

    I hated this finale. That was the worst, tackiest final runway in ANTM history. The production value sucked. Phillip got into Krystyana’s head by calling her a horse. What a dick. I think they also chose the worst photo for her … I’m sure there were others much better. The final two should have been Kyla and Krystyana and I would have been happy with either. So disappointed with this season.

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  8. Cheryl B (cherylannburke1) says

    April 11, 2018 at 6:49 pm

    I actually again held reading and watched to find out who won.
    More so, if Jeana would have won, I wouldn’t have watched.
    Kyla, with zero modeling experience, listened and learned.
    I wish her a great future in modeling.

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  9. Shan says

    April 12, 2018 at 2:25 am

    This was so wrong. Jeana gets not one but two extra chances. She was eliminated. TWICE and STILL she gets to be runner up. Who else on that show got even one second chance. Tyra, if you read this admit it – You know in your heart that Shaniece and Krystiana deserved to be top three and Jeana had no business being in the finale. You just did it to manipulate the drama. You better be giving Krystiana a big old modeling contract because she delivered and blew it out of the ballpark time and again. She is a true model. Think I’m done with show for good. When you change the rules in the middle and screw those who earned the right to be there then it’s not a competition. This season was rigged for ratings.

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    • micmac says

      April 14, 2018 at 7:20 pm

      I thought it was rigged as well. They kept Jeana for the drama. I think she will be limited by her look as a model. Krystiana was great, but Kyla eventually outshined her. And I hated Phillip and all his sexy this, sexy that. This was my first season of ANTM and I will watch it again.

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  10. Gigi says

    April 12, 2018 at 6:12 pm

    Thanks for covering, TT! i was crushed when Jeana was invited back and then her snarky comments showed her bitterness and immaturity.

    If Tyra is going to (pat herself on the back for) making like this show is inclusive, and feature a diverse judging panel- then all judges need to be taught about bias and how they have zero empathy for these girls. Nigel Barker never treated girls like this…

    PP is a POS!!
    The audience knows better!!

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  11. Debbi says

    April 13, 2018 at 8:32 am

    I’m over this fucking bullshit. For Tyra to allow Phillipp cunt face twatwaffle to dictate the final four AND bully Khrystiana, she’s GARBAGE. And turning a blind eye to Jeana AND RIO bullying EVERYBODY, MORE BULLSHIT. Nice try, Tyra HAVE A SEAT BITCH.

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    • DRE says

      April 13, 2018 at 8:52 pm

      Well said, well said.

      Reply
  12. Linda says

    April 18, 2018 at 8:27 am

    I’ve been watching this show since the beginning. I am highly disappointed in the outcome of this season. I am a person who loves to cheer on other people’s talents, and that is the reason I watch the show. But to glorify bullies, especially in this day,is completely UNACCEPTABLE. Why whip up drama just for the sake of it. We don’t need it! We can just cheer on the talents of the people. Grow up ANTM!! And I loved sweet and beautiful Krystyana ❤️

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