I’m still pissed that the bald-headed short girl was saved to walk in a runway show. She is way too short for runway and none of the clothes are going to fit her. At the fitting Phillipp Plein is rude as fuck to everyone except Jeana. My blood pressure is going up as I type. No wonder he likes Jeana. They are both bitches. I think Kyla has a shot at winning this. I think it is between Kyla and Krystyana.
When the girls get back to the house, Krystyana cries because Phillipp kept telling her she walked like a horse. She was teased for “looking like a horse” as a child. She has lost all of her self-esteem. She feels ugly. And I really want to kick Phillipp Plein in his tiny little nutsack. I hope he loses clients over this episode.
The first challenge is a photo shoot for Paper magazine. But first, Drew says that someone will be eliminated from the competition immediately. OMG! I thought he was kidding! Drew eliminated Shaniece! What a cunty thing to do to her. I hate Philipp Plein so much. Of course Jeana made a cunty comment.
Jeana has to get a wig to get her look. Krystyana nails it with her shoot. Kyla does very well also. The whole thing went by so fast I missed most of it. Kyla is nervous about her inexperience, something that Jeana keeps reminding her of. Krystyana continues to struggle with her insecurities.
Did I mention how pissed I am that Shaniece was tossed from the competition? All the girls from the competition appear to be walking in the finale. Krystyana starts crying when Stacy Mackenzie gives them a pep talk. Stacy tells her to stop it. Jeana has some more shit to talk about it. Because, cunt. Then Tyra shows up with little girl models. Just to make things more difficult.
I don’t even see Shaniece in the intro. Oh wait there she is! She looked amazing. Kyla is killing the runway. Khrystyana did better with the kid than on her own. PP psyched her out about her walk right before she took her final walk. Did I mention I can’t stand him? The final three do a walk together. Shorty McBitchpants gets in the middle and looks like a toddler.
The girls go straight in to the last panel. I swear if Jeana wins I am going to lose my mind. The winner gets $100,000 and a modeling contract and their spread will go into Paper magazine. But first they are going to cut someone right away based solely on the Paper magazine shoot. Crap. This is bad news.
They all love Kyla’s photo and they talk about how she has learned so much over the season and taken all of their advice. Krystyana’s photo was great. Wow. Law did not like her photo at all. Drew disagrees with Law. Tyra likes it. They need to really hate Jeana’s for this to go the way I want it to. Ashley is not a fan of Jeana’s photo. Drew says he really likes the photo but was let down by her performance. Law says the photo is more Paper by Krystyana and he is confused by Drew’s negative critique. Drew says that Jeana didn’t shoot well at all until they put a wig on her. Law and Drew argue and Drew plays it is his magazine and he didn’t like Jeana’s shoot.
Holy shit! Khrystyana was eliminated third! I HATE THIS SHOW! Kyla had better win or this whole thing was rigged. Drew and Tyra both talked about how Jeana stomped off and left the child on her return walk. Drew says that showed her that Jeana was only out for Jeana. Drew is on to Jeana and has been giving her negative critiques all night. Tyra sees it too. Even Drew says he was not surprised because Jeana is the type of girl to run into a burning building, not to save children, but to save her Chanel bags.
Every has a lot of nice things to say about Kyla. Oh but then they say nice things about Jeana again. Did I miss the critique of Kyla’s walk. Yes I did. I just went back to see it. Drew and Ashley didn’t like her runway. Drew and Tyra were fine with it. I can’t take the suspense!
Kyla won! Thank God! That makes Jeana being second even harder for her, and I’m happy about that!