I really like Teen Mom and I’m frustrated that it is already time for another episode and I haven’t done this one yet. It’s been a super busy week at Tamara Tattles and mostly in a good way. There has been a new pop up issue the past couple of days and my ad agency is hard at work trying to fix it. It seems to mostly impact mobile phone users. Which is a lot of you. Anyway, let’s see what I miss on last week’s Teen Mom and I will try to get tonight’s up ASAP.
Taylor and Maci are talking with their kids about adopting. They set up an appointment to meet with an adoption counselor. Maci says that she has not fully grieved her miscarriage and that needs to happen before the next child can come. They tell the counselor they want a kid that is not a toddler. They are wanting to adopt a child that needs a home. After the counselor talked about kids needing homes these two are now sold on adoption in the next couple of years.
Mack and Ryan wash the dog in the kitchen sink and talk about how she is not on birth control. We all know how that turns out. Later Mack tells Ryan she has been nauseous. He doesn’t seem to care. She tells the producer in a later scene and the producer pretends like this is great news. She asks Mack if Ryan knows, she says, “Yeah, he was so excited he couldn’t contain himself.” LOL. I’d be surprised if he stopped swiping his way through Tinder long enough to nod in her general direction. Later we see the happy parents discussing the arrival of their new love child. She says they have to buy a lot of stuff. Ryan starts muttering through a list and then says, “Yeah, call me when he’s around three.” She replies, “That’s dick thing to say.” Such a joyous occasion!
Amber is puking in thin little plastic bag on her lap in bed. Can’t they at least get her a trashcan or something? Amber’s cousin Krystal is coming over to cook and clean for Amber. Amber is still butthurt that Gary and his wife would dare to mention that Amber is an absent mother. I honestly think Amber believes she is an involved parent.
Amber is eating a fruit cup while talking about diabetes. Um… Later she and Andrew go to pick up Leah to go nursery shopping. Andrew makes a comment about seeing Gary’s “sausage hand” pop out. They are shopping for a train to run around the top of the nursery. Because that is more important than furniture it seems.
For some reason, we are getting scenes with just Krystal and her boys. Krystal took all the boys over to her youngest son’s house where the baby daddy was supposed to fix her brakes. His girlfriend apparently told him she needs to go somewhere else to take care of that issue. I’m not sure that I care about this.
Tyler’s mom is watching Nova while he and his sister fly off to see Butch in rehab. Seriously? Tyler’s entire life is visiting rehabs and trying to run a business at the same time. Catelynn is supposed to be getting out in five days. But, if I recall correctly she goes right back in. This is way too much on Tyler and he’s on the verge of tears in most of the first scenes.
The car from Butch’s rehab is super fancy. MTV got him into a really good rehab apparently. The siblings talk about how their parents raised them, or didn’t raise them. The counselor says Butch is doing great. He’s been there 25 days. He says that Butch will need to begin doing things of service to others and prayer and meditation when he gets out. He needs to focus on others.
Butch looks AMAZING!
Oh crap! Tonight is the season finale! Hopefully I can get to it tomorrow.