I really like Teen Mom and I’m frustrated that it is already time for another episode and I haven’t done this one yet. It’s been a super busy week at Tamara Tattles and mostly in a good way. There has been a new pop up issue the past couple of days and my ad agency is hard at work trying to fix it. It seems to mostly impact mobile phone users. Which is a lot of you. Anyway, let’s see what I miss on last week’s Teen Mom and I will try to get tonight’s up ASAP.
Maci
Taylor and Maci are talking with their kids about adopting. They set up an appointment to meet with an adoption counselor. Maci says that she has not fully grieved her miscarriage and that needs to happen before the next child can come. They tell the counselor they want a kid that is not a toddler. They are wanting to adopt a child that needs a home. After the counselor talked about kids needing homes these two are now sold on adoption in the next couple of years.
Mack and Ryan wash the dog in the kitchen sink and talk about how she is not on birth control. We all know how that turns out. Later Mack tells Ryan she has been nauseous. He doesn’t seem to care. She tells the producer in a later scene and the producer pretends like this is great news. She asks Mack if Ryan knows, she says, “Yeah, he was so excited he couldn’t contain himself.” LOL. I’d be surprised if he stopped swiping his way through Tinder long enough to nod in her general direction. Later we see the happy parents discussing the arrival of their new love child. She says they have to buy a lot of stuff. Ryan starts muttering through a list and then says, “Yeah, call me when he’s around three.” She replies, “That’s dick thing to say.” Such a joyous occasion!
Amber
Amber is puking in thin little plastic bag on her lap in bed. Can’t they at least get her a trashcan or something? Amber’s cousin Krystal is coming over to cook and clean for Amber. Amber is still butthurt that Gary and his wife would dare to mention that Amber is an absent mother. I honestly think Amber believes she is an involved parent.
Amber is eating a fruit cup while talking about diabetes. Um… Later she and Andrew go to pick up Leah to go nursery shopping. Andrew makes a comment about seeing Gary’s “sausage hand” pop out. They are shopping for a train to run around the top of the nursery. Because that is more important than furniture it seems.
For some reason, we are getting scenes with just Krystal and her boys. Krystal took all the boys over to her youngest son’s house where the baby daddy was supposed to fix her brakes. His girlfriend apparently told him she needs to go somewhere else to take care of that issue. I’m not sure that I care about this.
Catelynn
Tyler’s mom is watching Nova while he and his sister fly off to see Butch in rehab. Seriously? Tyler’s entire life is visiting rehabs and trying to run a business at the same time. Catelynn is supposed to be getting out in five days. But, if I recall correctly she goes right back in. This is way too much on Tyler and he’s on the verge of tears in most of the first scenes.
The car from Butch’s rehab is super fancy. MTV got him into a really good rehab apparently. The siblings talk about how their parents raised them, or didn’t raise them. The counselor says Butch is doing great. He’s been there 25 days. He says that Butch will need to begin doing things of service to others and prayer and meditation when he gets out. He needs to focus on others.
Butch looks AMAZING!
Oh crap! Tonight is the season finale! Hopefully I can get to it tomorrow.
Hate to admit it BUT…..I miss Farrah?.
I agree
Missing Farrah? Gulp! Lucy, there’s help available for that!! Run, don’t walk! 🙂
I must agree though, she was never boring, but I hated her being rewarded for such female prick type of behavior towards the Production staff, as well as the psychological manipulation of poor little Sophia.
I don’t want to see anything about Amber’s cousin, and especially nothing about Tyler’s sister. Why are they including them in storylines? OK, Krystal is supposedly helping out Amber, but why Tyler’s sister? I don’t see how much more Tyler can take – he has to worry about his wife threatening to kill herself, his dad relapsing and getting high on drugs, taking care of Nova, running a business, and looking pretty fragile himself mentally. I hope he gets some kind of support soon, and I also hope Catelynn holds off on having another baby until they’re both back on solid ground. Good luck to them. By the way, is Catelynn’s mom doing well these days? I presume she is if she’s babysitting Nova.
Ryan and Mack are a disaster waiting to happen. I don’t understand why she can’t see him for what he is, and, in particular, why she would choose to get pregnant by him. I seems like some women don’t have a whole lot of self-esteem and common sense. Too bad.
Maci and Taylor are doing something really good by hoping to adopt an older child. Hope it all works out well.
P.S. Sorry, for going off topic, but it’s 90+ degrees here on the Central CA Coast today, which probably sounds like a sissy heat level to a lot of you, but for a lot of us it’s miserable. Just not used to it. Plus, I have really bad bronchitis and am on bed rest, so Tamara Tattles is keeping me entertained. Thanks, TT. Supposed to cool down to the 60’s tomorrow, which is more my speed. My daughter has an adult stepdaughter from a deceased ex who wants her to move to Brookings, OR. I understand it’s usually cool up there. Anyone know anything about it, apart from the over 70″ of rain a year?
Oh, and the potential for tsunamis 🙁 🙁 🙁
Ryan makes Mackenzie look so stupid all the time. He doesn’t even PRETEND to like this woman. Good thing they’re having a baby. Babies always fix things. (HUGE eyeroll)
She doesn’t need help from Ryan, in terms of looking stupid. I think she thinks this whole thing is a slick move on her part, unfortunately, and MTV is egging her on.
If I were her I would be mortified after these episodes air. Especially since they were pretty recently taped since she is 6 weeks along and due in October. She can’t even say “oh that was a long time ago”. It’s like it was MAYBE 3 weeks ago if that.
I think Mack see’s him for who he is and she still stays. Who knows why? In the beginning she probably really cared about him, plus the lure of those cameras….She had a kid she needed to support and he was a guy with a paycheck (plus the lure of those cameras..) It’s possible she didn’t realize the extent of his addiction at first. As a recovering addict I can tell you, we’re good at hiding how bad it is from out families. They don’t seem to like each other. They’ve already gone through so much already and having a kid when she knows he’s still using, is so massively fucked up, I’m at a loss for words (a rarity my ex will tell gladly tell you )
For a price, you probably can see part of Farrah ?
I am feeling no sense of loss.
Tonight should be interesting, but I may not stay up that lste, since I record the late repeat..
???????? in fact she has a new feet video and I believe those feet are size 10, lots of value for your $$$$
Not throwing shade at size 10s but I did see a tweet about her putting lubricant on her size 10 feet. A size 5 would have disappointed the guy
There’s a video of her online, getting filler in her ass and she wearing those cartoon deer ears and a dot on her nose while talking in that baby voice we’ve all come to love and adore. Her kid, who no longer attends school and spends her days following her mom and d list pals around all day being Pap’d in LA, is in the background videoing the thing on her i phone. Some things never change…
I don’t miss Farrah, half the time I wanted to fly into the tv and smack her around. Maybe I would get the same cell in the hoosegow that Debra did.
After watching Marriage Bootcamp with Amber puking and now the same on Teen Mom I am saying someone needs a DNA test. Amber is due in May which indicates August conception and if that baby is born early with a full head of hair and looking like a slimy user, Matt could get some of his gravy train back.
I can’t stand for Amber & boyfriend of the month to run Gary down because she isn’t getting her way. Thank God he stepped in and made sure Leah had some stability. I hope new baby is as well supported.
From Marriage Boot Camp, that support won’t come from her mother.
Maybe Andrew, he seems to be employed in the same job as Gary. Did any of these teenagers think that one day there won’t be a show and I need a plan.
Ryan is so happy about the baby he “couldn’t contain himself”?? He looked pretty contained to me. He legit looks like he’d rather be dead than have a baby.
I have such a soft spot for Butch and wish him all the best in his recovery!
I do too.. I want him to win so bad. I can see that he wants to be better, but he just can’t seem to get it together… I’m rooting for him.
I am only half way through the new one but Kate is saying she need to go back …wouldn’t this make it her 3rd attempt? And Tyler’s face is heartbreaking he is looking off into the distance thinking how much more of this am I supposed to take… It’s so obvious that he needs a lot of help himself… Kate is saying I’m going to go back and adjust my medicine and get on top of this trauma but ..this is going to sound mean ….but what about the 1st 2 times you were there
. weren’t you working on these issues the two 30 day stents.. I feel for her but I also have enormous empathy for Tyler this is a lot for this mate young man to take especially with his own trauma.
I totally agree. I understand depression and getting help when you need it. But I just don’t get not giving outpatient therapy a try before deciding, no I can’t take the real world, I wanna go back to inpatient treatment as soon as I get back home. What about Tyler and your daughter? She is putting too much on his shoulders. He has to stay strong for Butch, for Catelynn, their daughter, his sister. He’s going to crack from all the pressure. He is a good man but he can only take but so much. I feel for him more than I do for Catelynn, and I’ve been treated for depression before, so it’s not like I don’t empathize with her.
If Catelynn’s not doing well and needs to immediately check back into therapy, I don’t understand why she was released by the staff. Shouldn’t her stay have been extended? I hope she’s not becoming institutionalized to the point where she’s more comfortable being taken care of in a controlled environment than having to deal with everyday life. Wishing her well. Tyler worries me. He has so much on his plate – it seems as though he’s besieged no matter which way he turns. I hope someone steps in soon and makes sure his needs are met too. Hang in there, Tyler!
Ryan looked high as hell at the end of last nights episode.
Ryan was high as a kite this episode and every episode actually..
The last thing he is, is happy about having a baby. Mackenzie is an opportunist and money hungry. Krystal is boring but I’ll take that over Farrah any day..Amber is going to be the laziest mother to this new baby too. I’m sure Leah went to that sleepover knowing she would have a fun time and I bet she is bored as hell sitting at her mother’s house watching her sit in her bed all day.
Catelynn needs serious mental health help. I feel sorry for Tyler he looked so exasperated , tired, sad and overwhelmed. Nova made me want to cry when she cried for Catelynn to stay 🙁
If I were her I would be mortified after these episodes air. Especially since they were pretty recently taped since she is 6 weeks along and due in October. She can’t even say “oh that was a long time ago”. It’s like it was MAYBE 3 weeks ago if that.
That above comment was about Mackenzie!
If I were Tyler, I would pack up Nova and run away. Cate does not want to be an adult partner. At some point Tyler has to save himself, and Nova.
Amber doesn’t parent Leah, and they both know it. Why doesn’t Amber offer to take Leah and a friend to go do something fun? Why doesn’t Amber host a slumber party for Leah’s friends at her house? Because Amber is self-centered and lazy as hell, and she’s on the brink of having another child to neglect.
Rhine hates his wife. I feel sorry for her, conniving as she is. Nothing like being pregnant by a man who despises you. I don’t want Rhine to OD and die because I don’t want that to happen to the kids.
What a horrible group Teen Mom OG has turned into!