Well, here we go! It’s time to watch Kenya Moore work her magic that ends with Sheree and Kim being tossed out on their ears. I actually heard that Andy put up a fight for Sheree because he is partial to “the originals.” That seems to lay to rest that Andy makes the casting decisions. His voice is heard, but it’s not a dictatorship. Also, I thought it was interesting that my source did not mention anything about Andy fighting for Kim, who is also an original. Perhaps because she has her own show, but Sheree will probably be on Don’t Be Tardy here and there on the season filming now, so she will still have a bit of income.
Eva is already having contractions. Andy is talking to Tyrone. Kenya is demanding better lighting. Yep. Sounds like it’s reunion time! They literally hit a boxing ring bell before they started.
Kenya Has An Announcement
Oh Kenya, I see you. She did not say she was pregnant. She said they would be welcoming a boy or a girl before the end of the year. Mmmm hmmm. Andy asked how far along she is and she said she didn’t want to talk about the details until they get to a safe place. Girl that could mean anything. Surrogacy, adoption, I do not believe for a minute that 47-year-old Kenya got pregnant just in the nick of time to save her job. She’s probably beating down the doors of unwed teen mom housing units trying to buy a baby as I type this. Love Kenya, do not believe this at all.
Sheree Whitfield Fashionista
Next we have a montage of all the fashions of the old timers. They gave Sheree a very shady edit starting with her saying, “I am fashion, I have impeccable taste.” and ending with her fat behind in a K-mart sweat suit waddling off a bus. I’m dead. One of the first questions was about why Sheree always wears sweatpants. She says “comfort.” Then Shady Andy asks about She By Sheree and she relies, “joggers.” Kandi thinks maybe she misunderstood the question and Sheree snaps at Kandi twice! And we’re off.
Is Sheree high? Now she is pretending like she has a clothing line again and it’s already so bizarre I don’t know what to say. Andy asks when this clothing line is coming out and she stutters and pauses and mutters and finally says in September for um… Spring/Summer. Um no. Spring/Summer lines come out in January. She is such a horrible liar and she lies every time she opens her mouth so you would think she would be better at it.
Kandi’s Accomplishments Are Overlooked
It’s time for Kandi’s package. She has a lot of success this season, magazine cover, OLG, Broadway, and Xscape tour just to name a few. Andy asks why Kandi invited Porsha to her Essence party since they don’t get along and Todd was just going to trash her. I wish to hell she could just say, “Because it is an all cast filming and production made me!” Andy asks the worst questions.
Porsha pipes up saying that she accepted the invitation to show she was ready to move forward. Again, more bullshit. ALL CAST FILMING. Kandi says, “What you took me through last year could have killed my whole brand!” Kandi’s voice is breaking already as she tells Porsha that she doesn’t think she even knows the level of what she did and how much work it was for her to keep her brand going in the wake of all the horrific false accusations by Porsha.
Porsha Says She is Done Apologizing
Porsha never shows any emotion when she talks about apologizing to her. Andy says obviously her apologizes are not landing. Porsha is now agitated and says she is not apologizing any more. Kandi says Porsha wants to keep dragging it out. Porsha calls Kandi, “victim Kandi” repeatedly. She is the victim you stupid cunt! Then they moved on to Mama Joyce for a minute. OLG is still doing really well. They are looking for another location.
Marlo Tries To Come For Swinging Kenya Moore
Then they bring out Marlo. I don’t think Kenya knew Marlo was coming and she does not look happy. Andy starts the Kenya ambush by asking right away where her friendship stands with Kenya. He is such and asshole. Marlo cost Kenya almost a quarter million dollars this season by going on the Barcelona trip. This is just nasty. And while this was filming there was a very real situation happening where Kenya was unlikely to be asked back for season eleven. Then they bring the bitch out? Kenya says that she was done with Marlo once she made the comment about her mother not wanting her when they were camping in North Georgia on season nine.
But Kenya Moore Has Some Receipts On Marlo Hampton
Marlo tries to say something about Kenya’s skin and Kenya shoots back saying she would not be so interested in her husband if she could get one of her own instead of sleeping with everyone else’s. Marlo stupid ass asks for receipts.
Kenya brings up John, the pizza guy that Nene was messing with when she and Gregg were faking their divorce. She says that Marlo tried to blackmail Nene. She said the reason for Nene and Marlo’s big breakup years ago is because Marlo contacted the pizza guy and tried to get him to be one of her clients. Marlo rolled him for $20K and had him in her apartment and got him drunk so she could take pictures of texts between Nene and John. She then tried to blackmail Nene with the texts.
This is very old news but it’s never been on TV before. I knew about it at the time it all went down. Marlo tells Nene that she did not sleep with John and $20K is nothing to her, that’s her Neiman’s bill. Kenya says Marlo is the only person she knows with a square reader between her legs. (A square reader is a credit card payment device). Marlo is bothered.
Kenya Teaches Marlo And Sheree Basic Conversational English
Then Marlo and Sheree have a little chat. Marlo said she didn’t like how Sheree didn’t hold Kim accountable for her bullshit. Then Marlo talks about them having a bun. Kenya has to break in for a little grammar lesson for Marlo and Sheree, neither one of which know the difference between a bun and a bond. They really should have been friends they have a lot in common like ignorance, shady behavior, and finances that seem really sketchy.
It’s time to talk about Kenya’s wedding. They are letting the ho sit her purple-tulled ass out there for the whole thing. The first question is from a viewer (aka a mean question that Andy doesn’t want to ask himself). Now that Kenya is married, does she regret trash talking so many of the other wives’ husbands? She says now that she is married and sees things from that side, yes there are some things she wishes she would have left unsaid. Porsha is not satisfied with that answer and wants to come for the queen. She is quickly shut down.
Andy says what he doesn’t understand is why she got married two weeks before filming started and didn’t want to tell anyone. She said when that man got down on one knee and proposed, she wasn’t thinking about doing it in front of a camera. And when he wanted to elope, that is what they did. Kenya says her own father was not at the wedding. But here is the bombshell, Kenya and Marc have been married for almost a year but she has never met his parents.
Porsha, who keeps wanting to stick her nose in everything wants to know why Cynthia was not invited to the wedding. Kenya says Cynthia is not going to like the answer but she didn’t feel like Cynthia could keep the secret. Porsha starts trying to use that as a wedge between Cynthia and Kenya. Cynthia is hurt. Kenya says she believes that Cynthia believes she could keep the secret but she thinks the news would have gotten out.
Marc Daily Is Not A Housewives Fan
Andy Cohen says that Kenya Moore was in a very stressful situation because she finally married the love of her life. But, the man she married did not like the show and did not think it was a good representation of black women and he wanted no part of it. Kenya says he never said that. Oh yes he did, Kenya and you knew this was how he felt when you married him.
Then, Andy says that is what Marc said to his colleagues, aka production. I don’t know why she is backpedaling on this issue now. I have direct first hand information that he said that. Kenya doesn’t respond. Andy moves on to her flipping off the camera in Houston. Yet another thing that got her in hot water this season and put her job in danger.And, in that scene she said, “That’s why Marc don’t want to be a part of this because every time they are trashing his wife!”
Kenya says she was very emotional in Houston because she felt like she was being set up to look like the bad guy. And she was, Beck had not let her eat and then gave her a call time for the restaurant after the kitchen closed. There was a whole lot going on behind the scenes to punish Kenya for getting married off camera. This has continued right up through her last appearance on WWHL. That entire bullshit episode was set up by a female producer at Truly Original deliberately to punish Kenya.
More Porsha And Kandi Drama?
Porsha randomly says she is in a relationship and wants to get married this year. I am not sure how serious she was about that and no one seemed to know anything about it.
Once again we have to talk about Kandi Burruss and Porsha Williams. Because that is the only story line Porsha had this season. Porsha does some sucking up to Nene despite their issues because she is finally learning to play for the winning team. Something Sheree has never done. Porsha said that Nene hurt her feelings when she told Andy she wanted her fired. Nene “received that” and they ended on a positive note.
Porsha Explains Her Issues With Sheree
On to why Porsha doesn’t like Sheree anymore. She says first of all Sheree happily embraces her role as the bone collector. That’s the group shit stirrer and that is why she told Shamea to watch out for all the ladies even Sheree. What Porsha doesn’t get is that Shamea is a bone collector wannabe and coming for Sheree’s peach. I don’t think she will get it, but that is certainly her objective.
Next they play a full montage of Sheree Whitfield shit talking Porsha Williams on the show. Porsha says when she saw all of that she felt justified for not trusting her. Andy then randomly asks if she owes Sheree an apology for telling Shamea not to trust her. She just explained fifteen times why she said it! PAY ATTENTION PLEASE! But then Porsha throws a curveball and says she actually did apologize to Sheree (probably before she saw all the episodes).
Girl, Shut Up!
Sheree Whitfield says that she did apologize to her months ago but now she is still sitting here today justifying what she said AFTER the apology! Which is true. We are back to Porsha being really bad at apologies. Then Sheree gets into her really high-pitched voice that lets us know she is pressed. Porsha mocks her. Then Porsha says that Sheree knew about roachgate before they left for Barcelona, and wants to know why no one is getting on Sheree for that.
And just like that Nene Leakes and Cynthia Bailey jump on Sheree Whitfield. Sheree is backed into a corner and keeps going for Porsha who she sees as the easiest target. Porsha keeps going in and Sheree says, “Girl, shut up!” Sheree is defeated. By Porsha. It’s like dumb and dumb fighting. Sheree just won’t shutup! She just keeps ranting about how she is the bone collector and then The Bone Collector, LLC. She’s unhinged. I will repeat my first question about her, “Is she high?”
Next week: It doesn’t look like we are done with Marlo yet. Then Eva. Then Kenya and the others get Kim all the way together. I can’t wait for that part.