I am not feeling well enough to do this justice but the show has been on for five minutes and people are already emailing me to get to my TV and watch so let me see what is going on!
WOW! Kenya looks AMAZING! This is the best she has EVER looked. Andy tries to act like he didn’t know what he was doing when he booked the fucktard with Kenya. No one believes his lies. Kenya’s dress is too short. I can see the baby crowning!
Andy asks if there is anything she wants to get off her chest regarding the fucktard. She simply replies, “Peasants can’t summon queens.” The fucktard tries to tell Kenya she is the villain on the show. She says she doesn’t need him to tell her what she is, but she appreciates him being a fan and to keep the cable on. She says a new job would help him with that. The fucktard says she wishes she were him. No one on earth wants to be him. Kenya says, ” A middle-aged fat white guy? No.”
Andy asked what her reaction was to the women’s reactions upon meeting Marc. She said she thought it was all just funny shade on the show. The only thing she took offense to Sheree’s rants on Twitter about them “holding hands funny” and body language. She then said, Sheree is the one who had a fashion show with no fashions and built a mancave with no man.
There was a poll about whose side we are on Porsha’s or Everyone Else? Sixty some percent said Porsha. The thing is, the question wasn’t clear. I would have probably said Porsha tonight as well based on tonight’s episode because it was Kim, Sheree and Marlo that were mostly coming for Porsha. Kenya, Kandi and Cynthia were not involved and Nene wasn’t helping with her “apology line up” plan.
The fucktard makes a comment about Marc not being there. She asks him if his wife “or his partner” is there tonight? He says his wife is in LA. She says her husband is working. He says ” At 11 O’Clock on a Sunday? She says “He owns a restaurant, so yes. Again she suggests he see employment.” Andy didn’t like the partner comment.
We have a scene from the reunion where Kenya calls Marlo a whore in eighteen different was. My favorite was, “You’re the only woman I know with a Square Reader between her legs.” BAM! I don’t see why she is getting so testy, she admits she got her apartment and her mother’s house from Ted Turner some old white billionaire she was screwing.
To add insult to injury, the do a poll and 63% of those responding are Team Fucktard.
Andy asks Kenya why Sheree is so far up Kim’s butt. She says she doesn’t have any friends on the show.
I think it is a hostile work environment when Andy has on a guest that he encourages to attack someone on a show that he is the executive producer of. Andy is really just a piece of shit.