I was a bit late escaping the Easter celebrations today, and am completely worn out from the outing, but I am ready to get this recap done and lay down for a bit. Banjo can always tell when something is off to me and he is sitting here staring at me making me even more concerned that my heart is kind of clunky. Panic attacks can make you think you are having a heart attack, but what if you really are having a heart attack? #Anxiety
We start with Porsha on Dish Nation. Vivica Fox is there to talk about Two Can Play That Game the play that Vivica and Porsha are in together. Kandi and Cynthia were the only two that went to her play in Atlanta. Kenya throws a little shade at Porsha in her talking head, but she goes all in on Vivica Fox. They can’t stand each other. Porsha is a bit confused why Sheree didn’t come. How much were tickets?
Kandi and Eva take their young kids to the pumpkin patch. Kandi and Eva get along well. I hope we see a lot more Eva. Kandi is helping Eva plan a Halloween party. It’s also a party for Eva’s birthday. We are pretending like people didn’t know this is the all cast finale party and everyone has to be there.
I recently, checked with my source and found out that Bravo did not assist Sheree with the staging of her basement. They did push the reveal to the finale so that she could get a couple of checks before filming. It totally looks like a staging company did it. On the video I saw before this there was like a mini concession stand type area with jars of candies and such. Bravo did probably buy the snacks for her reveal party. Only Kandi was willing to come to the reveal party though. She gave excuses for everyone else except for Kim. Oh and Cynthia just showed up. The bone she has to bring for this scene is that Shamea said Porsha called her and said she didn’t trust any of the girls after the trip to Barcelona.
Eva’s boyfriend Michael and her friend Ebony come to the Halloween party that is being held in a church that is no longer in use. The costumes are all great but 50 Cynt coming as 50 Cent is amazing. I personally hate costume Halloween parties. College is about the latest in a person’s life when they should happen in my opinion. Kenya is a Victoria’s Secret Model, Kandi is Pennywise from It, Eva is Cleopatra and Nene is an exterminator and Gregg is a cockroach. Brentt was a confused Mama’s Boy. Sheree is ghetto Cleopatra. Kim is a Playboy bunny and Kroy is Hugh Hefner. Marlo is Nisi from BAPS.
Sheree confronts Porsha about saying that she doesn’t trust any of the girls. But Shamea and Kim jump into the fight as well and it’s just a bunch of screaming banshees. Kim was not even ALLOWED to go to Barcelona so she needs to shut her damn mouth. Porsha uses her anger management skills and walks away from that, only to get tag teamed by Nene and Marlo. It was mainly Marlo who literally started chasing her around the party.
Nene pulls Porsha aside and asks if she brought the girls out to her, is she would just apologize to them for “whatever she has done to them.” Porsha refuses. I don’t blame her. Nene is in no position to orchestrating Porsha’s apology tour when she has done all the same things Porsha has over her ten seasons. 50 Cynt won costume contests.
Cynthia’s claims she is still “getting to know Will.” She’s not. He’s gone back to wherever he came from
Nene is back on the road with her one woman show.
Kandi and Todd are making plans for an OLG food truck. I think that is really smart. Kandi just keeps coming up with new ways to make money.
Sheree’s end notes talked about Chateau Sheree being done. But I don’t think the house has running water. She had a water pipe burst a couple years back and she didn’t know about it for months and that water bill is probably high five figures. Have you ever seen her use a sink or a toilet in that house? They also remind us that Tyrone is not going to be released until 2022.
Kenya tells us that she is “possibly expanding her family.” The end notes talk about all the trips she and Marc have gone on and mention that they haven’t decided yet if NY or ATL is home.
I don’t know what I was expecting from the finale. But that was not it. Sorry for the short recap.