I can’t believe Kyle is already packing for the new house. Or that she is doing her own packing and using a U-Haul. Ah! Kyle says Mauricio wanted her to hire a mover, but the movers wouldn’t know what to pack and what to get rid of. She’s right. They would just pack up everything. I suppose she could purge when she unpacked though.
LVP and Ken have lost two dogs back to back and are very distressed. They are premiering their Yulin documentary at an “awareness film festival” in LA. LVP did a step and repeat with a bunch of her dogs, Ken and Lance Bass while the other ladies inside began to realize they should have worn waterproof mascara and brought lots of tissue. I am going to fast forward through any of the movie they show. I know the situation and I don’t need to have it graphically displayed on a giant screen. Dorit and Teddi get along well at this event. Erika tells Teddi that there is a horseback trip through town that she thinks she will love. She asks Teddi to help her pick an old nag for her to ride. She doesn’t want a spirited horse. The tension seems to be easing up. Or is this just the calm before the storm in Berlin. In LVP’s talking head she says, “Erika wants an old nag to ride? Clearly she has a type.”
Brandi was tweeting up a storm tonight someone sent me the tweet above that she has since deleted and also the one below. Y’all still think they are going to bring back Brandi? Nope.
Erika has Rinna and Dorit over to her house. Since Dorit is always late they chat about the psychics. Rinna says her psychic is the one who introduced her to the people who did her clothing line with her. Apparently, the point of this scene to show off Erika Jayne’s avatar.
Teddi doesn’t really want to go to Berlin because she doesn’t want to leave her family. But she is going so she goes over the schedule with him. It’s insane the schedules that kids today have. Edwin wants to know if it is really that she didn’t want to leave the kids or if she doesn’t want to be around Erika and Dorit.
Off To Berlin
After 15 hours in first class, the girls arrive in Berlin. If I lived on the west coast, I’d fly to NYC and spend the night and then take a direct flight to Berlin. That flight is 8 hours. I can’t do more than 8 hours on a plane. They all packed four bags for four days except for Erika who brought three trunks and Teddi who brought two bags. I find this obscenely unnecessary. Four days in Berlin is a carry on trip. Dorit took is really sick and Rinna was able to stop her nausea with her bag of pills.
They are staying at the Waldorf Astoria and Erika has the presidential suite. She can see the elephants at the zoo from her balcony. The other girls all also have their own suites.
A doctor comes to check out Dorit. Dorit took two different antibiotics on the plane and that is why she was throwing up.
Everyone except Dorit go out for drinks. Erika makes her appearance a bit late. While they wait on Erika they talk about past trips and how they don’t do well on boats. LVP says that Rinna is different lately and “less engaged.” Rinna says she realized that she needs to be setting a better example for her girls. When Erika arrives the conversation turns to who sleeps naked. LVP said she used to always sleep naked until the earthquake of 1994 and now she never sleeps naked. LVP says Nanny Kay was staying with her at the time. Kyle says, “Who is Nanny Kay?” Apparently, it’s going to be a thing that Kyle forgot the name of LVP’s grandmother who hasn’t been alive for years. Erika knows everything there is to know about LVP and tells Kyle she listens to people when they talk. I think she probably just has a dossier on all of them.
Well, I didn’t even hit 700 words for this recap. I guess there just wasn’t that much to say. The reunion filmed today and so I’ll include the seating chart here. I usually don’t hear much about RHOBH reunions but if I do I will let you know.