I’m so confused about the filming of this episode. There is so much fakery. Kenya Moore knew damn well her husband was in town. So the whole “he can’t fly anywhere without me making the reservations” crap is crap. And pretty much everything out of the other women’s mouths is a lie too. They ALL met Mark at Todd’s birthday party that was not shown for some reason. I should have really asked what happened there. And most importantly, at this time, Marc had made it ABUNDANTLY clear he was not going to appear on the show. So his showing up with the demand he not be shown on the show was also ridiculous. Marc needed to just sit his ass out in the van with Kroy at this point. Because none of this whole scene with Kenya’s domestic violence PSA is going to make a dayum bit of sense. I’m going to be bitching about this so much that I am probably going to forget to wonder where the heck Kenya’s PSA is airing or what other PSA in the history of the world has a party to celebrate the making of a PSA.
Sorry, I am worked up because the stupid basketball game went into overtime so I am going to have to miss Stormy Daniels story about having the sex with the Donald. Perhaps it’s best, my beverage of choice tonight is hot tea and I think that might require something stronger.
We start with Porsha and Rickey Smiley at a roller skating rink. Please tell me they are going to invite Sheree. She needs ideas for decorating her “rollin rink” in the Chateau. Production keeps tryna find a man for Porsha. I actually think Rickey would be a good match for her. He makes her laugh.
Kenya goes to meet Cynthia at The Bailey Agency so that she can talk about pregnancy scare number four thousand and twelve. I can’t believe they found an actual doctor that said her pregnancy test was inconclusive. That had to be some woman off the streets on the phone. Sorry. But after all of these years, of playing cat and mouse with this, I’m going to need to be there in the delivery room to see the head crowning to believe it. But the real reason they are there is to talk about Kandi taking Nene off the tour. Cynthia says that Kim wants to sue Nene for defamation of character so that is another thing on Nene’s plate. Again, Kim sent Nene a cease and desist, Nene knows Kim ain’t going to sue her ass. Kenya suggests a class action suit from all of them against Kim. She was joking. Mostly. In a talking head Kenya says you can take Kim and her family out of the trailer part but you can’t take the trailer park out of Kim and her family. Oh Kenya, you are going to hear about that on social media. I expect there are full-blown cries of racism and even more people screaming about the kids being off-limits. But still. The truth hurts.
I like these scenes with Kandi and Don Juan. They are the most genuine scenes on the show I think. Kandi has put an offer in on the recycling place across the street from her studio. Don Juan says he has told her to stop buying properties. I think I will trust Kandi’s judgment over Don Juan’s. Kandi points out that her studio and the new property is right where Google is looking to put their east coast headquarters. Sadly, I think we are out of the running for that since our dumbass governor recently stopped giving Delta, as well as all the other airlines that fly out of Atlanta tax breaks on jet fuel because Delta decided to stop giving NRA members reduced rates to fly to the convention. It later came that discount had only been used 13 times EVER. But I am sure Amazon is paying close attention to how cities treat their major corporations who headquarter here and I would not choose us after that. But it is very savvy of Kandi to be buying up property in the area in advance.
When Todd shows up, Kandi shares with Todd and Don Juan about her feelings about Nene being off of her tour. Kandi really feels bad. She says she talked with Nene about it and she said she was good but right after that she posted an apology on social media and was crying and Kandi felt like shit. Kandi and Todd don’t think what Nene said was that bad. They have gotten a lot of flack for that. I think that is mostly because of the #metoo movement thing because people say shit like that all the time. Todd thinks it was a joke. It was not a joke. Nene was striking back at the heckler and went for the juglar. She came for Nene and Nene retaliated. Shrugs. But Nene was not joking.
Meanwhile over at Chateau Sheree, the fake interior designer says he needs more time because they switched contractors again. Dude, if there is even a chance you were not hired by central casting, you better learn that Sheree doesn’t switch contractors, she doesn’t pay contractors and so they leave until another one can be duped into coming in. That is why the contractors want to force the sale of the property to get their money. They are going to have to wait on the IRS to pierce the veil of her LLC that she has the house in and the Lien Corporation where she hides her pay check to make that happen. Allegedly, according to Mama Joyce’s streets. The stupidest thing in this scene where Tyrone and Sheree pretend like she is building a man cave for her prison BAE. And then we have him saying that he is going to take care of the cost. I have done been saying this bitch is going to fly to Ghana to get that money Tyrone allegedly hid there. Sheree thinks she is getting away with her IRS mess but this Tyrone thing is just delaying things to add on charges. I hope the season eleven RHOA all cast trip is to Ghana next season and the Feds take up all of first class following her and they have to go in coach. Then they both pretend like he is coming out of prison this year. Sheree says she wants to have a destination wedding ASAP. The rumor is they are already married so that she can access his accounts in Ghana. But the source of that rumor is not a source I find reliable.
Nene tries to act like she tried to encourage Brentt to go to school. That kid ain’t been to school most of the time anyway. He’s been living up under his mama’s skirt. It’s going to be a hard fall for all of these people when Real Housewives FINALLY dies a merciful death.
In the meantime, Cynthia has gotten an internship for Noelle in a dentist’s office. Noelle is so smart and kind. She says she loves this internship because it improves people’s lives. She’s decided she wants to try to get into Emory. This is all good. Then they talk about storyline.
This is getting way too long. Why am I so wordy tonight?
Kenya is giving ten domestic survivor survivors a makeover. They are getting dresses, shoes and a makeover. I gotta zip through all these stories.
Back at Sheree’s house, the have learned not to open the fridge door too wide, but the still pull out brand new unopened milk containers and such when they get something from it. Sheree says she is making coffee for her daughter, but the coffee pot still hasn’t been used. It’s my favorite part of any episode watching this charade. I’d like to point out this house has been under construction since, 2011. Sheree is to sweatshirts as Nene is to a man’s white t-shirt. Her daughter is not thrilled that her mother is dating a prisoner. Sheree lies to her face and says he will be out in a few months. He will be out just before Thanksgiving of 2022.
It’s time for Kenya’s event. Finally. Porsha hasn’t filmed with anyone since Barcelona. As Kenya gets up to give some domestic violence stats (which were inaccurately low) in walks Marc. He didn’t stay out in the car very long at all. He’s super hot. Sheree talks to Marc about his nose piercing. He said he got it done about two years ago in the village (NYC). It’s very tiny. He says it definitely does hurt. Sheree of course mocks the nose ring. After Marc sees this episode, he may think twice about being around these bitches next season.
I’m sorry, I forgot to recap some things because Nene’s new confessional look is… um… mesmerizing. I like the dress, and the headband and earrings but all together has me confused. Kenya and Marc leave her event first. Because? Clearly, he’s had all he can take.
Next week is the finale! YAY! Porsha has her play at the Fox, Sheree shows off some furniture she rented for a week in the basement of the Chateau, and the Halloween party where Nene and Gregg dress like roaches and an exterminator happens.