Y’all. I AM SO HERE FOR THIS MOMENT! Let’s get to dragging Stephanie and Angele! It looks like the finale is going to be an hour and a half so my spelling is going to get worse and so is my use of the wrong words. I’ve been a bit under the weather today so if you are the grammar and spelling police, stop reading now, and please go find another website. I’m really excited for all the new people; however, PLEASE go read the commenting rules if you haven’t already. Thanks.
The reunion was filmed before the season aired. That means they have no idea how the public perceives them. Soledad O’Brien is the host. Jaclin still has no idea how bad Stephanie sold her out and is polite. Alan didn’t know Nate was in the program. Andrew has his suspicions about Nate immediately but when he found out how long he had been in he decided that would not be possible. Nate knew about Alan and Andrew immediately because they were white.
Then we see them seeing footage for the first time. Angele is shown trying to fight someone and she thinks it is funny. Jaclin is shocked to see Angele being aggressive. She says Angele is such a good hearted person and she just can’t believe the things she did in there.
Soledad starts with Matt. Matt and Andrew are both very uncomfortable watching Matt’s journey. BTW, Matt has clean hair. Andrew is adorable.
Next is Jaclin. They show her talking about her daughter’s death. I know what happened. I can not tell you how many cunts tried to post painful accusations about Jaclin on this site. In fact this season of this show has brought out more nutbars than any show ever. Each week there would be racists vitriol, vicious attacks on Jaclin and Angele. It was a very difficult season to cover. Those of you who have been around for awhile know I am harsh gatekeeper with the comments here. I do not want to fill my brain with reading racist shit and vile attacks. I’ve made mention recently in the RHOBH comments that things are getting a bit over the top with she unbridled vitriol toward reality show participants. All of these comments are things I have to read and filter through my brain every day and I try to filter all of that out. A year or so ago I was trying to help everyone with their problems and every depressing comment about health issues or deaths or financial issues I was totally absorbing and I am really worried that we are going to the dark side again here. So that is why only about half of the comments get through these days. There are just a lot of angry people out there and I’m just trying to find my Zen.
Anyway, Jaclin’s scenes were hard for her to watch and even Angele seemed emotional watching her have a breakdown with producers. Soledad says people would understand if she went home after being triggered by the loss of her daughter and it is very clear that she blames herself for her daughter’s death (which was accidental) and that she wanted to punish herself by going to jail. This is heartbreaking. Angele seems touched as does Matt. She doesn’t believe that she deserves happiness. Angele gets up and hugs Jaclin and tells her it is okay and she has to forgive herself. Why am I crying at a 60 Days In Reunion. This is heavy shit.
It’s time for Crazy Eyes. They play a clip of her lowlights. EVERYONE is responding with shock and disbelief. This is the first Jaclin knows of this. Angele seems beyond shocked as do the guys. Stephanie is laughing while watching with the Crazy Eyes. Even the grey contacts can’t hide the crazy. Jaclin GOES OFF on her and tells her she will find her and beat her ass.
Soledad asks Crazy Eyes why she would want to sabotage another participant. She says there was a target already on her and she just helped it along. Stephanie doesn’t regret what she has done that she refers to as her success. Johnny steps up to make Stephanie answer the question about whether or not she is happy that Stephanie dropped out. She says she is. Nate confronts her too. So does Matt. Matt says Stephanie needs to give Jaclin an apology. And she needs to give them all an apology. When Jaclin says she thought she was on Survivor, she said “exactly, and here I am on the season finale.” Then Soledad tells her she seems like a sociopath. I love Soledad. The colonel agrees with her. She says her own family tells her she has a problem feeling feelings. She says if she owe anyone an apology as Matt said it is just for Jaclin. Jaclin says, so let’s hear the apology! She gives a half-assed apology.
It’s time for Johnny. He says the experience has changed his relationship with his son and he writes him a lot more and realizes that kids need their parents not matter how old they are and what the circumstances are. He says he loves Emmanuel now and realizes that he is young and hasn’t been exposed to the streets before.
Emmanuel seems a bit embarrassed by his behavior. He says he was trying to be the voice for the people who were being mistreated. Emmanuel seems to think he was trying to effect change with some of his behaviors toward the COs. The Colonel tries to argue with him, but I really do think Bucchi had a point in there to some degree. The whole camera tour and Black Lives Matter debacle were mistakes. But I think he did come from a good place of wanting to effect change.
Next is Alan. Alan said he was a bit terrified of the Atlanta County Jail but he wanted to show the human side of police officers and that he can be human and make friends. When they roll his tape, Angele rolls her eyes. Clearly, she hates cops. Alan says that going through the experience opened his eyes to the point that he gets the frustrations with law enforcement. Angele is hot. She says she hates that the women inmates are dehumanized. The male inmates are dehumanized. And she hates that all of the clip are about the gang bangers. The Colonel jumps in to say she is making excuses for that violence. He says the minute a police officer jumps on somebody all of social media comes out to have social commentary. They start talking about black on black crime. The Colonel says the minute a cop is involved they need to have social protests. Soledad says there is no such thing as black on black crime. Oh shut the fuck up Soledad. You do this every reunion. You act like you are the expert and the actual black people, or cops, or female inmates or whatever don’t know what they are talking about. There is A SHIT LOAD of black on black crime. Don’t believe me? Go to the south side of Chicago. Or just check out TMZ. Take several seats. And saying that crimes most often occur on the same race just proves that your hypothesis is WRONG. Then she says disproves her theory again talking about police and civilian crimes.
Now Angele and Alan are seething quietly. Soledad wants to know why. Angele says in not so many words that The Colonel is on the side of white people. Soledad says he is on the side of law enforcement. Alan is barely able to contain himself but says”Heaven forbid he is on the side of law enforcement!”
Soledad asks how this has impacted Alan’s job as a cop. He says he is not full-time in law enforcement anymore. He says he could do it knowing if he arrested someone for having a dime bag of weed they would go where he went. That makes me sad and makes me wonder what he is doing now. I sort of want him to be a high school teacher, but that is an even scarier job than law enforcement. I didn’t even finish my second year.
Next up is the people that did drugs in prison. Angele thinks this is funny. She did drugs, Stephanie did drugs. The guys are shocked. Nate asked if they were not worried about getting arrested. How great would it be if those two were arrested during the finale? One can dream. As Angele was answering she said in this jail it’s not about wanting to fix things it’s about wanting to control. The Colonel says,”What do you mean?” And Angele shoots back, “You can’t control me on the outside.” And the Colonel was like, “I just asked a question!” Didn’t she come on this show TO HELP LAW ENFORCEMENT MAKE THINGS BETTER? Why she gotta be such a cunt to the man she signed up to work for and then destroyed the program?
Nate says that that in some sense going to Iraq was easier than doing four months in jail. Nate says he misses a lot of the inmates. Nate is wonderful, everyone loves him, blah, blah, blah.
It’s time to get to Angele. Soledad explains that Angele intentionally broke her cover and caused the whole damn thing to be shutdown. Alan says that would have put him in imminent harm. You can tell at this point Angele is still in love with Gabby.
Angele says she is not making excuses for herself. The she starts going in on Alan for “being on the oppressors side” Bitch, he was doing the same thing you were. He learned A LOT without licking box or sucking dick. He can’t even work as a cop anymore. And you want to blame shift to him? Colonel Adger steps in to defend Alan. I mean Christ on a Cracker you dumb bitch. He’s a cop LITERALLY LIVING THE OTHER SIDE. Alan says he could have been straight up murdered in that jail for being a cop. And Angele shoots back with some shit talking about him not being in danger on the outside? Emmanuel says that is the life black people go through every day. That’s not truth. You only go through it when you come into contact with the police. That is not every day in jail locked up with no place to go. I can tell you that I drive slow at the speed limit in the right hand lane all the time for a reason. I ain’t giving nobody an excuse to pull me over. I see how it is.
Okay, look. I think this reunion was taped after everyone got out but also right after everyone got home for five minutes. Now Angele is saying she is thinking about Gabby when she is with other women? So she went straight to the U-Haul lot to meet someone new? Where is that undying love? LOL. Angele says that sure Gabby lied and deceived her but… BUT WHAT? You were played girl and you ruined the entire experience because YOU GOT PLAYED. The sociopath said she knew Gabby was deceitful but you do you. I mean come on. All the girls said in the women’s pods a lot of sex was going on.
Angele says she has no regrets and doesn’t feel bad. The guys particularly are furious because they could have been killed in there. They were not over there braiding hair. They say if she doesn’t have regrets then any apology for the danger they were in rings hollow. She says fine, she has regrets.
Soledad says that Angele is a conundrum, she is very streetwise but also ridiculously naive. Nah she’s just horny and wants what she wants. Then she apologizes.
Matt tries to explain the pee in a cup story. It does not go well.