Okay. I will admit that my complete obsession and now devout belief in this conspiracy theory began around 3 a.m. last night. I stayed up a bit too late because I wanted to put some distance in between bedtime and the Versace finale last night. And here is a news flash. When I am up to no good in the wee hours of the morning, I put all of my bad behavior on Twitter. So there I was messing around with the late night crew last night and I began seeing things about Lea Michele.
Okay, here is the conspiracy theory by these two seemingly quite intelligent kids… Lea Michele is illiterate. As in she can neither read or write. Like basically at all. She can sign her name and that is it. And actually, we are not sure she can even write her name.
I mean sure she wrote a book about how journaling can change your life that was a New York Times Best Seller, but so did Teresa Giudice. So that tells us nothing. Her book Brunette Ambition is literally just photos from her IG and some recipes.
You just need to take the 40 minutes out of your life and go here. You won’t be disappointed. If you are in a pinch for time you can start around the 11 minute mark. I’ll wait.
There are some more videos by these people. Like this one.
There is another one with Lea and Teresa on WWHL. It’s this episode where Lea “reads words” that she was given in advance for Teresa to spell. In one of them they show her announcing award winners at a couple of awards ceremonies. She never reads the winner and only echos what the other presenter says.
It’s crazypants! I can’t stop watching these two. I want to be their best friends. I want them to write stuff for the site!
I’m sorry. You guys knew I was crazy when you signed up for this. I totally believe everything these two are saying. This is fascinating.
And that is how I stayed up all night watching Lea Michele pretend she can read. I’m literally obsessed with this.