I’ve been dicking around all day and somehow I thought I had already done this recap since I pulled photos an watched the aftershow during commercials while Watching American Idol. Then my sister called and we talked for like an hour and I sort of lost my place in the recapping plan. Ooops. So here we go.
Except, Oh wait. Apparently the DVR didn’t tape the show. So even though I watched the after show and pulled photos, I have nothing to recap.
So, can we just talk about boobs? Britanny’s boobs look a lot smaller in this outfit. Did she get a reduction? Did Andy ask her about that?
And Stassi’s boobs look like smushed pancakes. Amirite? I am pretty much the last person on earth to notice anyone’s appearance. I had a teacher friend I really liked who go breast implants over one summer and like the next YEAR I passed her a note in a faculty meeting that basically said, “DID YOU GET NEW BOOBS?” And she wrote back, “Yes, two summers ago. It was all the gossip here. I thought you were just politely not saying anything.”
But for real, Brit’s boob look normal-sized here, and I am not sure how it is possible for Stassi’s to look like that.
On the after show Britanny said that she was aware that a real person she knows did have a phone conversation about a job in Tampa. But she was never sure of the specifics and made it seem like something that isn’t happening.