Erika says “All of these great things are happening to me, and I need more.” I think that was in the recap from the last episode. But this is the fundamental issue we are all starting to have with Erika. She came in to this show and was a fan favorite and she just can’t get enough attention. I try not to talk to most of the people on reality shows but I have made a few friends and today I was talking to someone you all know and love about charity work. It is charity work that is not done onscreen and work that I support whole-heartedly and I told that person how much respect I have for how they handle every aspect of their life. That person does not take things too seriously and is someone I admire greatly. Erika is starting to show that she just needs a shit load of attention. I hear you all screaming she has always needed a lot of attention but I never had a problem with that in the past AND WE GAVE IT TO HER. And now she needs more. Well honey chile, you have had all the attention money can buy you, literally. And that is not enough. So I am starting to worry that the future doesn’t look so bright for you, my love. One day, it’s just going to be you and your pile of Tom’s money. And that is not going to be a pretty day. And I personally wish I could fix it for you baby girl, but you are going to have to learn at some point that YOU ARE ENOUGH. Tonight Erika Jayne is going to be on WWHL with RuPaul and I want him to just turn to her and say, “Girl, if you can’t love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love anyone else?”
Sorry I got off track. Back to the opening montage.
I cannot with this phone call with Teddi calling apologize to Dorit. Dorit is the biggest cunt ever on the history of this show. I try not to waste my hate on reality TV personalities, but GOD DAMN she is hateable.
On the other hand I LOVES ME SOME RINNA. And some Kyle. Teddi and Kyle meet to talk about Erika’s horrible behavior last week.
I’m sorry LVP’s dog died. I am not going to discuss it further.
I love seeing Rinna and her mama. We need more Lois on the show.
Mikey, Erika’s stylist/assistant tells Erika regarding her upcoming event that right before she comes on “there is Tyra Banks and Kimora Simmons and you know all the cool young edgy girls.” Okay. Now I see what y’all have been saying about Erika’s glam squad. Both of those women are great, and greater than Erika but they are in their 40s an neither young nor edgy. They are both younger than Erika Jayne though. This young women’s empowerment shit is ridiculous.
We are only sixteen minutes in and already going to Rinna’s dinner with her mother. That means this is going to be good. Camille is the first to arrive. Then comes Dorit who manages to arrive on time. Dorit ramble on about her swim line. BTW, Rinna, LVP, Kyle and Erika all have a swimsuit named for them, Camille and Teddi, not so much. LVP is not coming because her dog died. Erika is not coming because she is empowering young women with Tyra and Kimora. I loved the scene with Lois. I wish we could have more nice things like that.
Oh i forgot about the fake seance at Kyles house. that is why we get Lois and the girls so early. Erika talks in her talking head about lifting up other women. Which is hysterical since she is on a show about dogging women and she is so rude to Teddi. This does not bode well for her. Production gives her some shady flashbacks.
LVP and Teddi meet for tea. She says Erika never contacted her about her dog dying.It’s time for Kyle’s seance. This psychic has been debunked on so many shows and yet here we are. Oh Kyle, this psychic is such a fake. How can you fall for this? Rinna and Erika ride together. LVP and Teddi ride together. Erika does not acknowledge Teddi.
The bogus psychic says she is receiving phone calls from heaven. I don’t even want to recap this horseshit and I am disappointed with Kyle. I do not want to be disappointed with Kyle because I’m already disappointed with Erika. SIGH. Jesus. I have to agree with Dorit now. The psychic calls God Pappa God? And now she is saying that Heaven has been wired with phone and Internet? Kill me now.
Then LVP and Erika have a whisper conversation before sitting down where LVP says she thought she was getting close to her and then her dog died and she heard nothing from her. Erika asks if she can do something “not British” which is apparently show compassion and they hug it out. I HATE that I am anti-Erika now and don’t want LVP to hug her. Fuck you for that, Erika! Le sigh.
This throwback to the dinner from hell let’s us know that this is going to be another production driven “psychic reading.” Erika is going off the deep end here. She knows all of her past lives. This is such crap.
Then Erika invites everyone to Berlin and promises blow jobs to all their husbands if they come.