So yesterday, I was very good at adulting and got a great start on my taxes, installed a printer, and a paper shredder cleaned all the vents on the supplemental AC unit, did a lot of dusting and mopping and then drank a bottle of Pinot Grigio on an empty stomach. Today it is overcast, yet the pollen is through the roof, I can’t breathe, my sinuses,ears and tonsils are a mess, and I am exhausted. Every day of adulting leads to another day of total inertia.
So I thought I’d hit some highlights of some things that I would be reporting more in depth today if I were not such a worthless blob of allergies.
Yesterday was the Vanderpump Rules Reunion. It went insanely long. I am not sure what all of the drama was about because the girls are mostly getting along if you don’t count Scheana. The big drama is about Jax and Brittany who seemed to be trying to convince us that they are engaged. Are they really? I have no idea. They do seem over the moon happy lately so perhaps we will get an announcement on the reunion.
We also need to talk about The Beadors. They are still in court fighting over custody issues. And spousal support. During all of this it came out that Shannon apparently makes around $400K from RHOOC and her Instagram pimping. David claims that is approximately his take home salary. The judge seems to want to use David’s companies REVENUE rather than his profits to base his child support. I honestly don’t fee like looking up the numbers right now but I believe the judge awarded Shannon, $14K a month in child support and $19K a month in spousal support. That seems really ridiculous to me. Even Shannon apparently agreed to a lower amount of spousal support.
And then there is David’s new girlfriend. Typical dumb California blond with kids. In the court documents, David is fighting for 50/50 custody of the girls. He says the reason for this because the girls are often not speaking to him or going to visitation and Shannon doesn’t do anything about it. So while David is stating under oath that the girls are not spending time with him, the idiot new girlfriend Lesley is giving interviews about what a great hands-on father David is and how he takes the kids to school every day and is always with them. She’s also been low-key shading Shannon on her Instagram with memes about how adults accept that the relationship was not meant to be or some crap.
Nene hosts a comedy show in LA last night and ragged on Kim Biermann for crying at the reunion. She was bragging about giving her hell at the reunion.
RHOD filming is winding down and LeeAnne Locken is not happy about the way she is being treated by production. I believe Brandi had a St. Patricks Day party that could be the finale. Not sure. Whatever happened, LeeAnne was not happy about it.
Tamra and Eddie were back at the hospital this week. Apparently, Eddie’s heart procedure was not successful in getting his heart back into sinus rhythm. Tamra hasn’t given much in formation, however in my experience this usually means a pacemaker will be considered as an option.
Gigi Hadid and her boyfriend Zayn Malik broke up and nobody cared. But what I did find interesting is that he had her eyes tattooed on his chest. That is certainly going to make the missionary position super creepy for the next chick.