I am SOFA KING PISSED. It took thirty minutes today to get my DVR set up properly to tape what I wanted to tape. I had it all set. And then one of those stupid Married at first ten minute episodes popped up and knocked this off my DVR. I was feeding Banjo and working on the Teen Mom recap and going to start late because there are forty minutes of commercials in a two-hour show. Now I have missed the first fucking half an hour. ARGH!!!! I delayed RHOBH to watch this damn finale! I was looking forward to it all damn day. So pissed.
Anyway, when I tune in the final six are shooting their potential covers for Paper magazine. Shawniece is not happy with how hair and makeup is going and when she gets to the set, Drew basically sends her back to wardrobe to start over. According to the episode guide, all the ladies struggled with this challenge because they had looks outside their comfort zone. Shawniece is uncharacteristically mouthy during this shoot. At least I think I saw most everyone’s shoot. Everyone seemed testy and no one is confident in their looks. Shawniece literally takes to her bed and checks out.
Wow we are going right into an elimination. Crap! I missed the go-sees! That is my favorite part of the whole season! What did I miss? Tell me Tyra!
First up is Jeana. She didn’t book any go-sees. Apparently they were for runway shows and she was too short. With this one it could also be her bitch attitude. Her Paper magazine is a tight face shot. It’s good.
Next we have Erin, she seems super confident. Drew says her first shot was her best and she never got any better. Ooops. Did she not get to go on the go-sees?
Next up is Kyla. I don’t like her photo and neither to the judges. Law asks her how many boyfriends she has had. She says one. He can tell. Now that was rude.
Krystyana’s cover seems to be the best so far.
Rio is next. She went to the casting and booked two! Clearly not everyone was allowed to go. They loved Ri;s look.
Shawneice is next. Is Law drunk tonight? He is cutting everyone down. And cussing at them. Then Drew goes all in her for for being rude to hair and makeup. All I saw her do was try to tell them where her hairline started because I believe the really didn’t have the wig on right. Drew makes her cry.
Rio won best Paper Cover. No one saw that coming even Rio. Next was Krystyana, then Jeana, then Kyla,.
That leaves Shawniece and Erin. Thankfully, they let Shawniece stay. Erin is sent packing.
This is so irritating. Literally all they are doing in this last hour is long packages on each to the top five. There is going to be no time to do anything except to say, “You won!” Don’t they do a runway show at the end anymore? They have ruined this show. No wonder no one watched this with me this season.
With two minutes left to go, they have still not crowned a winner. I hate this show. And every competition show that gives you zero time to see the winner react to their win.
AND DO YOU KNOW WHO WON? NO ONE! BECAUSE THE NINE O’CLOCK HOUR WAS JUST A REVIEW OF THE SEASON. AND THE FINALE IS NOT UNTIL NEXT WEEK. ARRRGGH!