I’m so behind on recapping. I woke up at the butt crack of dawn today and could not go back to sleep and now I need a nap but first I have to get some things up on the damn site!
I do not understand why WWHL has social media accounts if they are not going to put up photos for bloggers to use to recap their shows. I am just not going to put in the effort to hunt down these photos anymore. It’s ridiculous. Ariana looked gorgeous and Scheana needs to fire her stylist, that dress was hideous and you never wear white on TV.
Why does Andy Cohen think it is proper to quiz his guests about how much fake hair they have sewn into their heads? He constantly asks women the most misogynistic question and has them twirl about. Tonight he tells the bartender to cheat on his girlfriend while he is in NYC with Scheana Marie. Then he tries to pimp Scheana out to a football player in the audience. What is wrong with this guy?
Seventy-five percent of the audience does not believe Jax will be a good dad. Ariana and Scheana disagree. And plays a clip of Scheana trying to sing. It’s ridiculous. Scheana seems pissed that she was cut out of Lala’s song. She insists she is a great singer.
Then they play the clip of Rob saying he is not in love with Scheana. So embarrassing. She says he has never said any that and insists that he told her he loved her all the time. She’s so delusional.
Scheana Marie, who is the most self obsessed person on TV, continues to claim she did not watch the last few episodes of the show. She has no regrets about anything on the show.
Scheana is dating Robbie from Bachelor in Paradise. That’s a great couple. She denies hooking up with Carl. He says they hooked up twice. She asks if hooking up means a handshake or anal? She says they had a drunken makeout once.
A caller calls Scheana dumb for not believing it when people told her that Rob made out with another waitress.
In a game of Never Have I Ever they both claim they haven’t had a one night stand. I don’t believe either of them. They have two guys stripping for Andy for this game. Despite much pleading, they both refuse to take their pants off.
Ariana didn’t seem to like the question about Sandoval’s feminine ways. She denies he wears a lot of makeup and hair products. This entire show is full of lies.
Scheana says she can’t take sides with Brandi on Big Brother because James is going to be on her new podcast.
Andy gives his mazel to Streisand for taking her cloned dogs to the grave of her dead dog. If that were not bad enough he pulled up a scene of Shannon pretending to be dead while David read her eulogy. This show continues to hit new lows.
Arie gets the Jackhole, then he plays the unautotuned version of Kim Zolciak singing the ring didn’t mean a thing.
I was going to recap Brandi on WWHL right after this, but I need a break from all the ICK. And maybe a nap.