The suitress, Serena, has decided to attack her role like an executive. She has gone through the trash and gotten producer photos of each of the guys and stolen some sticky notes to keep her notes on. Quinn is furious about this. They give her a poker game as a group date and she beats the pants off all the guys and belittles them.
Obviously, this require Chet to explain to her how to be desirable to men. It boils down to two things, making cookies and giving blowjobs. Serena has decided to defer to Chet and try a new approach.
Chet’s bimbo of the week, Crystal, has decided to suck up to Quinn. This proves that she is indeed profoundly stupid. To make things worse, Chet is telling Crystal all of his deep dark secrets that he never told Quinn. Chet says his relationship with Crystal is true love. Quinn drinks heavily for the rest of the episode.
Serena insists on a one on one with Billy the race car driver. I think it is hysterical they have a race car driver considering everything that happened on The Bachelor last night.
My favorite part of this show is the new shrink guy who is possibly an undercover officer. He gets the titular phrase this week when he tells Rachel that she seems to be using her “essential honesty” crap as a shield. He also says that she needs to turn her essential honesty on herself and stop blaming everyone els for her issues. I believe that is what we call brutal honesty. Rachel didn’t like that very much. The Russian guy tells Rachel that she has a Russian soul, it’s dark. She seems to like that very much.
Gary arrives to find Quinn falling down drunk. He doesn’t say much about it because the Russian dude and the race car driver get into a fist fight. All hell breaks loose and Quinn is thrilled with the footage. Then the race car driver managed to get a cell phone to call his lawyer. In order to keep him from suing, he gets an infomercial for his car gadgets line and a week of safety.
Jeremy seems to be very protective of Owen, who is the only genuine guy on the show. Rachel mocks him for coming back to protect the good guys. Meanwhile she has been eye fucking with manbun for days. They even lay in his hammock together and stargaze. Rachel decides to head back to the truck she sleeps in before things get too heated. According to her essential honesty program, sex is a lie and must be avoided. Do we know why she sleeps in the truck?
Then we see Quinn lusting over manbun from the control room and Rachel deciding to go back for seconds. Quinn swoops in and scoops up manbun and takes him off to her office before Rachel can get back. So now we have two producers fighting over manbun to look forward to. Manbun and Quinn get straight to fucking on her desk with most of their clothes still on. Game on.
Next episode, the manbun and Quinn continue their sex tryst and Rachel finds out.