I am way behind getting started on this and I’m only going to hit the highlights. I also just got off the phone with 911 and the po po is on the way to check out the house next door to if it is being broken into. So far, no cops. Because, ghetto. Thanks not exactly comforting and I am a bit distracted.
We start with Lauren. Vulture ran a hysterical story today about everything Lauren has said this season. Which is not much. It’s funny that Arie’s sister asks if they have had real conversation. Lauren was very open with the family. None of Arie’s interaction with his family seems genuine. They liked Lauren and Becca and did the whole”It’s a difficult choice” thing. At the beginning of this Chris said something about this being worse than the guy who changed his mind after the rose, and Juan Pablo. Becca is irritated that Lauren is being brought up to her by the family.
Arie tells his family that Lauren is the introvert and Becca is the extrovert. He says his life makes more since with Becca but there is such a love there with Lauren. His whole family tells him that Becca is probably the best fit for him.
Next we see Chris interviewing Caroline. She says if the rumors are true, then what he did to both of them is not fair. She says she thinks he doesn’t know what he wants.
Arie has one date left with Lauren and Becca. He swears he is in love with both of them. First up is Lauren. They are going to Machu Picchu they both claim is one of the seven wonders of the world. This is not true. Although, USA Today did decide to include it in their version of the modern day seven wonders of the world. Arie is such a douchebag that this entire season has made my skin crawl. This date is no different. Lauren tells Arie that she is so excited to be with him and she has no doubts anymore, her walls are down. She love him. Arie says it is crazy how quickly he fell in love with her. She is “so in love with him” and he responds with “I love you so much.”
Lauren has suddenly found her voice. She tells us he would never say all of those things if he was picking Becca. Arie says he was surprised because he was so committed to Becca. But tonight Lauren was so unguarded. He loves her and she could be his wife.
Back to Chris and Becca with the short hair and Sienne. Becca with the short hair says if he is this conflicted at this point then going forward with a proposal is wrong. Chris continues to remind us that he is going to show us the first uncut ending in reality TV history.
But first, It’s the date with Becca with the long hair. It’s pouring rain. Arie claims to be desperately in love with both women.It’s sad to see how much both of these smart, intelligent women are in love with this douchebag. Arie is a “petter” and it drive me crazy. He pets them like they are farm animals. Arie tells Becca he is always honest with her. Oh, girlfriend.
It’s finally time for the rose ceremony. But first, Arie goes to visit Becca. Is this normal? I don’t remember this happening. Becca is terrified he is in love with two people and tells him so. Arie tells her he is conflicted! He says “with us, I don’t know.” She is confused. He tells her that his sister brought up a very good point about who he can spend all night talking to … and that is her. She reads him a diary entry where she says that she loved him when she met him when they met on the anniversary of her father’s death. Oh what a douchebag he is for stringing these two women along. They exchange I love yous.
First up to be humiliated at the rose ceremony is Lauren. She is confident that she is going to be proposed to. She thinks Arie has “loved her in a way she has never known.” This is why I never got married. I don’t believe men at all. They are all horrible people, in my experience. Can’t trust a single one of them. She pours out her heart. He dumps her. At the crying cab ride home she tells him she still loves him. He says he loves her too. Then he slams her car door shut. On her not very tearful car ride home, she says how could he not know until this morning?
Chris makes it seem like he is going to change his mind and pick Lauren. That would be a dick move worthy of being hated.
Next up is Becca with the long hair. Is this the unedited part? Because everything seems very edited thus far. Becca gives a speech about how Arie made her so comfortable from the start, she fell so hard, so fast. She loves him soooo much. He proposes. She accepts. He gives her the final rose.
But wait, there’s more. Arie proposed to Becca. And now we find out something else. First we get to see Arie and Becca.
He misses Lauren. He feels guilty. He feels like he has made a mistake. He has to break up with Becca. He loves Lauren.
It’s finally time for the unedited footage. Arie is going to call off the engagement. God he is such a douchebag. I want him to strip the ring off her finger. Is that bad?
Wait where did the ring go? This had to be filmed later the ring suddenly disappeared? She tells him to go. They both cry. She keeps telling him to leave. He doesn’t. He keeps trying to talk to her. Suddenly he is still team Becca. WTF?
So he proposed to the wrong woman.
This is why men can’t be trusted. We are back with Chris and Lauren. Chris wants all the details. She has nothing to say until…The reunion tomorrow. Will Arie be there with Lauren? I really could not get into this because much like Arie, the cops could not commit to coming to my neighborhood.