Maci goes to the doctor to discuss her Polycystic Ovary Syndrome and the irritability that comes along with it. I’m spare you the details. She chooses not to do the surgery or the medication and just tough it out.
Mack and Ryan think their wedding was just so much fun! These two are super slow. They start bitching about visitation again. All it would take is a hair test to fix that. But Ryan just doesn’t want to do that. I wonder why? On the after show, Mack and Ryan video chatted in to say their wedding was just perfect and nothing at all like the editing made it seem. They were not fighting all the time and it was just great.
Apparently, at Amber’s house where she lives with her new baby daddy, she has a doormat that says Mr. & Mrs Baier. That’s Matt’s last name. They were never married. I believe it might be time for a new door mat. What is the deal with all the door mat storylines on reality shows. Porsha just had a major malfunction in Barcelona over Marlo insulting her doormat. She goes to Gary’s to pick Leah up to take her for her first massage. Because that is what kids love to do with their moms. Every eight year old needs a massage.
Leah is working on her family tree for school. Most schools have stopped doing this, just like they stop doing the genetic mapping thing in high school because, well thinks get complicated. Gary doesn’t really know who is father is. Jody is a candidate. He was his mom’s boyfriend when he was born. He does sort of look like Gary if you squint, but Gary doesn’t know for sure and has decided to get a paternity test. Gary also looks related to his wife to me, so what do I know? Gary wants Jody to be his dad. Otherwise he will have no idea who is father is. Jody says he was in jail when Gary was born. They go and get the test, but we don’t find out the results until next week.
Catelynn & Tyler
This show seems to film very close to air time, because Catelynn’s miscarriage news came on this episode. It seem like we just found out about that a couple of months ago. Tyler said it was very traumatic and gory. He says it’s a loss just like when they gave Carly up for adoption. Cate goes to the doctor to confirm the miscarriage with her producer. On the drive home she says if it was not for Tyler and her kids she probably would have killed herself. She says she doesn’t want to live another day like this. When Tyler calls she says she’s been working through her anxiety by walking through it telling herself, “I’m beautiful, I’m smart, I’m strong.” Tyler tells her she is all of those things.
The next time we see them, the producer stops by and takes Tyler outside and tells him that when she talked to Catelynn that morning about skipping the yoga shoot, Catelynn told her she wanted to kill herself. Tyler is at his emotional breaking point and just loses it. Tyler has already found her a treatment facility in Tuscon. For the second time in two episodes, Tyler has to drive a loved one to rehab. God this is depressing. Tyler has another breakdown after dropping her off.
We start with Farrah who has stayed behind and LA to shop for very expensive houses she is no longer going to be able to afford. The first house she stops at has a sign that says “Do Not Bother Occupants” which of course does not apply to Farrah. Farrah has purchased several houses over the past few years and always sells them at a loss. I literally believe that people move out of the neighborhood once she moves in and brings the comps down. I honestly think she can single-handedly bring down property values. Farrah decides she is not interested in the house because it has a stackable washing machine. Either she is looking at rentals, or she’s an idiot. You can buy a washer and drier for $1,200 bucks. Farrah gets a text from her realtor about going to the house and bothering the sellers. She texted back, “You rookies are really pathetic.”
In the production vehicle, the young female producer Kristen, that Farrah treated so horrendously on the last episode, tells the male producer, who can’t stand her either. that there is a problem with Farrah and the set teacher. Farrah has accused the set teacher of giving Sophia candy. The teacher said she did not. Farrah wants the teacher fired TODAY. If they fire her today, filming with Sophia must stop immediately. Kristen tells Farrah that they cannot film today if they fire the teacher. Farrah says she is done filming and is incredibly rude to the producer slamming the car door on her. The drive of her van looks appalled and I’m sure can’t wait to get her back to her hotel. Amy and Michael are equally mortified. Sophia thinks it’s great and doesn’t thinks the teacher is pointless.
When Farrah gets back to Austin, she refuses to work with Kristen, who has allowed Farrah to treat her like shit repeatedly. Kristen once again tried to placate Farrah, but Farrah continues to be a bitch. So Morgan, the showrunner comes to Austin. The play of montage of Farrah’s mistreatment of production. Morgan and another producer discuss Farrah’s decision to quit the porn industry because she was “lie to and exploited” and now she is preparing to do more online anal stuff. Morgan says is she continues to do online porn, she can no longer be on Teen Mom.
Farrah comes to the door at Michael’s house all sweet and smiling at Michael. And we don’t get to see anything else until next week.