It hard to recap this show when there are two bravolebrities on the show. As much as Nene and Marlo like to talk, this could take all day. It’s Marlo’s first time in the clubhouse and I am shocked she is there. She is actually very nervous to be there with “the two shadiest people she knows.”
Kandi and Cynthia are in the audience. Everyone went to see Kandi in Chicago on Broadway the night before. The first poll was which housewife would you want to kiss and Kandi won by a lot with Cynthia and Porsha the only other two getting votes. Nene and Marlo had between zero and one percent of the votes each. I just can’t envision kissing Nene. No mam.
Andy shows the photo of Nene with her nipples exposed that she posted on Instagram recently and had to put little Andy Cohen heads on there to cover them up. Eighty-six percent of the viewers were on Porsha’s side over Marlo. I mean, that’s like choosing between death by bees or death by paper cuts.
Andy asks questions about Marlo’s finances. She says the most expensive thing a man has ever given her is her home, and her mother’s home. She totally avoids the question about what she does for a living. I think we all know.
Andy brings out a “shady bug” to ask Nene shady questions. Nene avoids the questions and the segment is a flop. This episode is boring. I wasn’t expecting it to be.
Next week, Nene says she did not ever date Tyrone. The thing is no one asked her that. MMMMmmm Hmmmm.
Nene doesn’t really answer any questions. She says when Kim comes to the reunion she will act the same way she is acting now because “Kim don’t stop no show.” What does that even mean?
Seeing Marlo say she is an “etiquette teacher” is a lot like reading some of the Big Brother comments here. It just makes my brain hurt trying to comprehend how she can stay these things with a straight face. She says Kim is the most in need of some etiquette lessons out of the RHOA cast.
Apparently, Kenya has Marlo blocked on social media. She says she did see Mark at Kandi’s birthday party.
Nene says she and Porsha will eventually be okay. They work together. It’s just going to take some time.
Marlo says she has been to anger management and “graduated.” She says that is why she remained seated and calm in Barcelona. She blames the incident with Porsha on the alcohol. She is asked what her tagline would be on RHOA, At first she says “Fabulous Marlo” then she changes it to “Money Lo” which is perfect for her. Andy points out those are not taglines.
Marlo says the biggest misconception about her is that she is mean. So we are right about the hooking then. I’ve rarely seen Marlo in a fashion miss. But this outfit and those weird shoes or horrible. Lucky for her she is sitting next to Nene. Nene says that Marlo is the most sensitive one in the group.
Nene says that she and Marlo are like sisters. When did that happen?
I even went to the aftershow to see if anything interesting happened. Nope.