In case you didn’t know it, Big Brother is my absolute favorite show on TV. I’ve seen every episode of every season since season one. I don’t remember any of it, but I’ve watched it. I used to watch live feeds on dial-up. I’m not even sure how that was possible other than sheer force of will. So there is no way in hell I am going to delay watching tonight’s two-hour live finale. Sorry not sorry.
I am also a closet watcher of The Bachelor. Tonight there is a “Women Tell All” two-hour episode that I can’t miss. Both of these shows are two hours from 8-10 pm. Because these are network shows there is no second showing to tape. This show is going to be DRAMATIC.
So unfortunately, I won’t be able to recap tonight’s RHOA drama go down in Barcelona, and Porsha’s swift departure, until it re-airs at 11:30. I’m not sure if I will be able to do it then or tomorrow morning. It depends on my blood alcohol levels and how sleepy I am. I’ve been trying to go to bed early and get up say before noon lately.
Also Nene and Marlo are on WWHL tonight. That will probably be epic. I’m not sure if I will get to that tomorrow or first thing tomorrow. So what I am thinking is I’ll put up a watch post for RHOA where you guys can comment live on the show and have a little viewing party.
Then tomorrow, if not before, I’ll recap RHOA and WWHL and give you my thoughts. Next Sunday there is NOTHING on because of the Academy awards.
This is our new OPEN FORUM. A lot of y’all are making remarkable progress with your spring cleaning. I’m not did not do as well I had hoped, but I am maintaining the stuff I’ve already accomplished and making a few small bits of progress here and there. I wish I had another bag of crap to throw out tomorrow, but so far I am not on course to do that. We shall see.
I’m driving myself and a few friends crazy at the moment because I can’t decide what my future plans are. Should I replace the fridge and the stove? If I do that shouldn’t I also replace my lower kitchen cabinets/sink that is falling apart? I can’t find a new couch I like, and if I decide to move to Charleston for a while, isn’t it better not to move a ton of furniture and just buy a couch when I get there? But what if I don’t move, how much longer can I stand this broken couch? And OMG I have to do my taxes! Did I pay my Amex bill (yes I did, but I keep checking to be SURE). I’ve been in the anxiety hole for days. And it keeps on raining. And I have GOT to wash the car and get new tires and brakes… and, and and… the cheese is sliding off my cracker a bit more than usual over here. If I had a roommate I would have strangled them by now. I am even less pleasant than usual and pleasant isn’t by best thing on a good day.
So that’s my deal. What is up with you guys?
P.S. When I searched for photos for this post, there were a million articles saying we are all going do die soon from sitting on our fat asses watching TV all day. ANXIETY!